The Rap Battle Thread

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Hyper
I'll join, but right now I'm goin'.


No seriously I'm leaving in a few minutes see ya.

Peace out

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by TheCheshireCat
He's right though, I'm white

Yea, a rarity.

 

[TheBlackMage]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Yea, a rarity.

Yes, yes it is.

 

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by TheCheshireCat
He's right though, I'm white

I know that, but I'm not, and I'd like to think that I have a grasp of the English language.

 

[Mr.White]

Here's one of mine:

Mackin' Da Hoes,
Wearin Da Bling,
I Like My Hizonda Civic With My 20 inch Rims,
Poppin Some Caps,
And Smokin Da Grass.

 

[The Kingpin]

Originally posted by Gameface86
Yo its like this........
Ya'll suck you cant battle for ****
you walk and talk like **** every *****
your moms hotter than your *****
and your face looks like a fugly fish
but I know your just a bunch of ******s
who act like your a bunch of ******s
Ya'll walk in your air forces ones and live rich part of town
but think your cool walking with your pants half way down
it takes you one hour just to think of what to say
ands its obvious your trying to hide that your gay
you think your the best at the battle
but youd better off raising sheep and cattle
you curse like you from the hood
but there you wouldnt even be understood
instead you riddled with bullets and being shot
because your a dumbass and thought that you would not be got
You want fat *****es and benjamins all over you
but you got no talent andthe only way to get it you know how is to sue
but the truth is I own this thread
I walk on it like I do my bed
Ill beat any one anywhere
even in the street in my underware
You can kiss my white ass I dont care
its not my fault yours is covered in hair
I am white I aint from the ghetto
but yous aint either, but they your the big show
your my likely to pull out a 9
then to fight with your fist against mine
you go like your all that
but your aint even ****ed a ***** thats fat
You havene hadnt sex cuz your still a virgin
and your 30 years old about to become a surgeon
but you act like your streetwise
but you couldn't pass as a black man even in a spys disguise
you think your all cool for doing this battle
but you might as well go play with a rattle
your ***** 6 inches and bent
but you think you can **** every ***** every where you went
your rolling up in lexuses and corvettes and escalades
but know you like wierd and belong in a resort in the cascades
you talk only inbonics
but can only get high off of tonics
but the reality is
you got bad ****
you go to private schools
and have homes that make gehetto kids drool
you want to be the next eminem
but have a better chance at being feminem
you mide as well rob a bank
cuz yoru rapping career is going to tank.
So go aheard have a lame come back
but I'll be here to win and thats a fact!

Ha ha! This kid makes me laugh
doesnt know how to rap
go form a group with that Master Chief cat
Cant battle so get a rattle?
What the **** is that babble?
Read the dictionary a couple times, or three
And you will see what it is like to be me
You Got little feet
Still size four
He still aint old enough to wak out the door
Sure he said hes 18
but anyone can say anything
Im 56, 102, 12, or 83!
Stop trying to act cool
you dirty mouthed fool
When you loose though you say
you were just at play
but then when you try
you rhymes are getting way-to-gay

 

[The Kingpin]

Nice new title EML

 

[The Kingpin]

So who are the members though?

 

[Spider-Fett]

Here's a little rhyme 'Fire and I came up with...


[Fett]
A whole lot of superstars, on this stage here tonight
But i want yall to know one thing-this is....
['Fire] My House
[Fett] and when i say who's house, yall know what time it is.
Who's house?
Fett's house!

[Fett]
ah, once again my firend
not a trend for then
they said, rap was crap
but never had this band
till the ruler came
with a cooler name
make ya dance and prance and draw the fans to stades
name is Fett my son
number one for fun
not a gun that's done and get done by none
the others act in fact ya just wack i kill
['Fire] why?
[Fett] because its fun my son and Fett heads the bill!

Who's house?
Fett's house!

Who's house?
Fett's house!

Who's house?
Fett's house!

['Fire]
Im in the house yall
im in the house yall
and this is how Fett 'Fire will turn it out yall
im in the house yall
im in the house yall
and this is what Fett 'Fire be about yall
will my name is 'Fire,
the all-time great
i bust the most rhymes in New York state
Reporters Claw
Producers die
they want to be down with the king!
the wanted man from the wanted clan
wanted by every fan from across the land
not a G.A.N.G from off the street
F and E. T. F.I.R complete!

Who's house?
Fett's house!

Who's house?
Fett's house!

Who's house?
Fett's house!

['Fire] get on the mic and (emcee)
[Fett]
another time i take
for the rhyme i make
make me mad and sad because the fad is fake
see i do this thing so come presue this king
one mind i rhyme so all you just break ?
cus im the best im def
ask the rest they left
thats my name my game and we dont need the rep
so keep the booze you loose and suckas cool your mouth
i set a trap for rap thats crap
its Fett's house!

Who's house?
Fett's house!

Who's house?
Fett's house!

Who's house?
Fett's house!

['Fire]
some underestimate
and miscalculate
my intent to create what i call the great
till i make a song that i prove em wrong
see my song so strong ittll make em come along
come in the door
get on the floor
hard rock hard hitting hiphop hard-core
causing casualties and catastrophes
and tragedies for the suck emcees
use a strategy to get the best of me
you dirty rat emcees
whoever you may be
you need to go down south
you need to shut your mouth
its all about no doubt just shout cus we turn it out!

Who's house?
Fett's house!

Who's house?
Fett's house!

Who's house?
Fett's house!

 

[dmcnx]

EML is the shizzle i really can see
But cant you all see hes tryin to be me
sits at home jerkin to gay midget porn
his dick stayed the same size,from when he was born

kingpin is a ***** he tries 2 be bad
bows down to me just because im his dad
abaytimmas a newbie who makes some **** threads
i dont know the ****,that runs through his head

didnt the spawn make a thread just like this?
he could MC but I would just piss
on him,like a piss everyday in your mum
oh ****,all of you MCers are dumb

im too ****in old 4 this ****...

 

[dmcnx]

when I was writing this I was thinking of the tune to Outkasts 'The whole world'.
you do that too

 

[dmcnx]

damn straight...

 

[dmcnx]

c'mon..

talk to me

 

[The Kingpin]

now see here dmcnx
talks about midget sex
but all he is doin is gettin himself in a mess--
i would never bow down to this *****
sit down an wish
that you could rap
like Mr. Wilson Fisk
yous aid thats damn straight?
hell naw thats some fake
but maybe we can cooperate
and you wouldnt have to operate
I can rhyme just as good as anyone, hell!
score as much as terrell
but my **** wont sell
because you all just look at EML!
Most of this **** is overpriced
you so poor at rappin u got fake ice
yo girlfriends ***** hair has got lice
no money for food
or shampoo--
so you go to using the dice
But wait- dmncx is my dad
you must be pretty old then-
or your just singin random
so you you wont have your hand in
us thinkin you cant rhyme or spin
this kid tryes to hard, dmncx him

 

[Spidey_Freak]

Attack of the underprivilaged white kids who went to private school

 

[TheCheshireCat]

Originally posted by Spidey_Freak
Attack of the underprivilaged white kids who went to private school

Actually no.

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by dmcnx
EML is the shizzle i really can see
But cant you all see hes tryin to be me
sits at home jerkin to gay midget porn
his dick stayed the same size,from when he was born

kingpin is a ***** he tries 2 be bad
bows down to me just because im his dad
abaytimmas a newbie who makes some **** threads
i dont know the ****,that runs through his head

didnt the spawn make a thread just like this?
he could MC but I would just piss
on him,like a piss everyday in your mum
oh ****,all of you MCers are dumb

im too ****in old 4 this ****...

Whoa! Look out!
This cat's got his ****** out!
This fool wants to jump in the ring!
He's acting like he's got the bling bling!
Just step back and look at what you wrote.
You must have been smokin dope!
Who the **** comes up with **** like that?
If it was you, I should unload my Gat!
Right into you, poser.
My bro King Pinn will run you over with a mother****ing BULLDOZER!!!

Step on back, you little newbie.
Your the ype of pubescent geek whos' never grabbed a boobie!
Talkin' bout me whacking off to midget porn,
Your fingering yourself to XORN!
Yea, he's that X-Men dude,
who just happened to be me in disguise!
Now he's got a bad ass tude.
And all ya'll newbies are gunna DIE!

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Spidey_Freak
Attack of the underprivilaged white kids who went to private school

Put your idiocy away before you hurt someone.

 

[USMC]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Put your idiocy away before you hurt someone.

What, the truth hurts?

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by USMC
What, the truth hurts?

I'd just like to know how the **** you think you know the people on these boards. There is no way you can know if ANYONE in this thread is white or went to a private school. No ****ing way.

 

[USMC]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
I'd just like to know how the **** you think you know the people on these boards. There is no way you can know if ANYONE in this thread is white or went to a private school. No ****ing way.

Could you please not use profanity against me, EML? It's against Hype rules.

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Could you please not stereotype people, USMC? Or could you please not jump to conclusions, USMC?

 

[USMC]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Could you please not stereotype people, USMC? Or could you please not jump to conclusions, USMC?

If I actually had stereotyped, then OK. If I actually jumped to conclusions, then OK. Since I did neither of these things, suck it, EML.

And don't change the subject of using profanity at me. Or it will be reported to a REAL mod.

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by USMC
If I actually had stereotyped, then OK. If I actually jumped to conclusions, then OK. Since I did neither of these things, suck it, EML.

And don't change the subject of using profanity at me. Or it will be reported to a REAL mod.

Yes, you did jump to conclusions. Yes, you did stereotype.

And please don't tell me to suck it, you are supposed to show respect to the moderators and administrators of this board, USMC.

As long as you keep telling me to suck 'it', I'll keep using profanity.

 

[USMC]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Yes, you did jump to conclusions. Yes, you did stereotype.

If you think you have the gumption to show me, please do.

And please don't tell me to suck it, you are supposed to show respect to the moderators and administrators of this board, USMC.

I do not have to respect anyone on these boards, EML, maybe you should have read the rules before taking the job. And if you were an actual mod here then this discussion would have some validity, so quit wasting my time and go back to the boardgame thread where you belong.

As long as you keep telling me to suck 'it', I'll keep using profanity.

Ah... another "mod" that prefers to bend the rules for himself. Wow, EML, maybe I was wrong... maybe you ARE moderator material.