The Rap Battle Thread

[The Kingpin]

bleh

 

[The Kingpin]

EMLs a ***** ok rap

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by The Kingpin
EMLs a ***** ok rap

Wow. Really creative

 

[The Kingpin]

I told you man Im tired

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Damn you

 

[The Kingpin]

Ok....one second

 

[Assassin32]

Alright!

 

[The Kingpin]

check it, check it ,check it, check it
this hers fo tha motha****ing record
chity chitty bang bang
a chity bang bang
motha****ing hypers can hang-
dont give me no lip-
dont give me no back talk
dont make me get my gun and blow
your mother****in head off-
Usually hypers know my style
god damnit
Now you make me go up like in 8 mile
so you can watch me slam it
In that tourney ill be taken the dough
Youll wear the pick
Even if you dont the afro
so dont try me
you better walk by me
Im the menace of the society


-yea it sucked ok

 

[Assassin32]

C'mon Kingpin. I know for a fact you can spit better than that.

 

[The Kingpin]

haha did you see the SNL freestyle? Hilarious

 

[Assassin32]

SNL Freestyle?.......Saturday Night Live?

And no, I haven't seen it. Where is it?

 

[The Kingpin]

Yea SNL=Satuirday Night Live

Its on now but the freestyle is over

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by The Kingpin
check it, check it ,check it, check it
this hers fo tha motha****ing record
chity chitty bang bang
a chity bang bang
motha****ing hypers can hang-
dont give me no lip-
dont give me no back talk
dont make me get my gun and blow
your mother****in head off-
Usually hypers know my style
god damnit
Now you make me go up like in 8 mile
so you can watch me slam it
In that tourney ill be taken the dough
Youll wear the pick
Even if you dont the afro
so dont try me
you better walk by me
Im the menace of the society


-yea it sucked ok

Oh Dear God.
This ****** is a fraud.
You need to re-evaluate.
Maybe even pick up another trait.
That trait is called talent, something you lack.
Get off the stage you two-bit hack!
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?
Clitty Clitty Slang Slang!
What the **** were you thinking, putting that **** out?
Worse than the SNL Lunch Lady, who's got a case of the gout.
Damn, that was a long line.
I better shorten it this time.
Ha-Ha, gangster, this was easy.
I'm the elated one, off the fo'sheazy.

 

[The Kingpin]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr

That trait is called talent, something you lack.
Get off the stage you two-bit hack!

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Fo'shizzle

 

[KniteYxSpydeY]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Ha-Ha, gangster, this was easy.
I'm the elated one, off the fo'sheazy.

off the fo sheazy?
haha
you mean off the heazy right?

 

[The Spawn]

The official one will be in a chat, the Unofficial one is all thread

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by KniteYxSpydeY
off the fo sheazy?
haha
you mean off the heazy right?

No, I don't I needed a heazy, so I put a heazy in to end it. I was just messing around with that last one.

 

[KniteYxSpydeY]

hahaha nice

well, keep up the spits

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Thug Life

 

[The Spawn]

Yo, my Rap Battle Tourney will start when the kids are ready,
I'm waiting for these kids to whip out the library card and go study.
When they get back, they'll have some nice **** to say,
But still, I'm gonna own 'em like all damn day.
These kids tryin' to rap like John Cena,
They got one thing in common, and thats their small weenas.
Go back home, watch the Oxygen channel, record some reruns of Xena
When your magic skills are up to par, I'll start callin' you Sabrina

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by The Spawn
Yo, my Rap Battle Tourney will start when the kids are ready,
I'm waiting for these kids to whip out the library card and go study.
When they get back, they'll have some nice **** to say,
But still, I'm gonna own 'em like all damn day.
These kids tryin' to rap like John Cena,
They got one thing in common, and thats their small weenas.
Go back home, watch the Oxygen channel, record some reruns of Xena
When your magic skills are up to par, I'll start callin' you Sabrina

The Spawn's got me thinking:
"What the **** is he drinking?"
Can I have some? Just one sip?
I'm sure it will send me on a head trip.
Because that's where you must be,
to think we're all kids in Community.
I'm ready to throw down now.
**** all those other Pop-Rap cows.
They don't know ****, never will.
So let's shorten the list on the bill.
**** all the ******s and fakes.
Beating them will be easy as cake.

 

[The Spawn]

Drinking and eating cake do not mix well,
We already spoke of this community, and its sinners goin' to wigga hell.
To tell 'em that they can't match hits with you,
Is like tellin' Arnold S. he's gonna run Cali. in a year or two.
The chances of that happin' are slim to None,
Instead of having cake, lets eat some buns.
High protein, and low if fat,
This rap was short, yet none of you can beat that

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by The Spawn
Drinking and eating cake do not mix well,
We already spoke of this community, and its sinners goin' to wigga hell.
To tell 'em that they can't match hits with you,
Is like tellin' Arnold S. he's gonna run Cali. in a year or two.
The chances of that happin' are slim to None,
Instead of having cake, lets eat some buns.
High protein, and low if fat,
This rap was short, yet none of you can beat that

Haven't you been listening to the news?
Arnie's on his way to be being Governor, dude!
I'll drink what I want, and eat that too.
I'll be the one who matches disses with you.
I may not dominate when you're on-line.
But our lyrical geniuses tie.

 

[The Spawn]

My friend, The Spawn is second to none,
I haven't been serious once, its all been for fun.
If my fun rhymes are deadly, think of the tough ones,
Gotta go to the store and whip out the holy water from the nuns.
I'm just diverse, when it comes to a hurricane, I'm the worst,
If you end up in the raffle against me every time, God don't like you cuz you got THE curse.