The Rose Bowl Adventure (aka Road Trip III)

[Abaddon]

what the hell is with Slag and nudity?

 

[LarryLegend]

Scene 14

The fellas have joined Daisy in the lobby and are heading off for breakfast.

WE: Slag, you have to promise never to do that again.

Daisy (thinks to self): Do I want to know? Yeah, I do.

Daisy: What did he do?

WE: Slag was doing nakid jumping jacks in the room this morning.

Daisy: Eww. I didn't need to hear that.
(thinks to self): Stupid curiousity.

Slag: Like you're any better Eagle.

WE: What?

Slag: I seem to recall (unfortunatly, oh how unfortunatly) a road trip where you and Jessica Biel were getting it on in the middle of a resturant. Believe me that image still haunts me.

WE: Really, I look back on it fondly all the time.
(thinks to self): Biel.

LL (to WE): He's got you there dude.

Slag: You're no better Legend.

LL: Me?

Slag: Don't play innocent. I recall coming back to the van on our trip to see Corryn Dyn and finding you and Katie Holmes in the middle of the act.

Daisy: In my van! Eww, Larry. Not cool man, not cool.
(thinks to self): I am never loaning these guys anything again.

 

[LarryLegend]

what the hell is with Slag and nudity?

I've said that in therapy many a time.

 

[Abaddon]

Call for an intervention.

 

[Abaddon]

.......

 

[LarryLegend]

.......

WTF?

 

[Abaddon]

Exsmactly.

 

[LarryLegend]

Scene 15

The gang is driving to breakfast and are discussing where to go.

Slag: Let's go to Denny's.

WE/LL: No!!

Daisy: Why not?

LL: After the Vegas incident, we don't go to Denny's anymore.

Daisy: Why? What happened?

WE: Let's just say Slag did a "dance" on the table.

Daisy: Enough said. So Denny's is out.

Slag: Dammit Janet. What happens in Vegas is supposed to stay in Vegas.

WE: Sorry, you crossed the line.

LL: Yeah. The line is just a dot to you.

Daisy: I heard of this place called Larsen's that supposed to be good. Let's go there.

 

[LarryLegend]

Scene 16

The gang is seated at Larsen's and is waiting for their meals to arrive. WE glances over to the next table.

WE: I don't believe it.

Daisy: What?

WE: Look who's sitting at the table to the left of us.

Daisy: I don't believe it either.

Slag: What? Is it some hottie?
(thinks to self): I bet its Cuthbert. Then again it could be another hottie.

*LL looks over.*

LL: Sorry to disappoint you Slag but its not a hottie. Its George Lucas.

Slag: Oh.
(thinks to self): Dayum Legend. Why couldn't he write this scene with a hottie instead of a geeky, wrinkly old man.

WE: I'm going to go over and talk to him.

Daisy: Me too.

*WE and Daisy walk over to Lucas's table.*

WE: Excuse me, Mr. Lucas. My name is Wareagle and I just had to come over and tell you that its an honour to meet you.

GL: Thanks. Nice to meet you too.
(thinks to self): Oh course, its an honour to meet me, I'm George freakening Lucas. I created Star Wars.

Daisy: Hi, I'm Daisy.

GL: Its nice to meet you.
(thinks to self): Hey now, she's cute. Why is it that the fans that I usually met are geeky men. Where are the babes? Where are the hotties?

WE: I have all the films at home.

GL: I see.
(thinks to self): Money, Money, Money. Those films are a gold mine.

GL: So of course, you're aware that in September of this year, we'll be releasing the original theatrical incarnations of the classic Star Wars trilogy on DVD? It will be the original crawl on Star Wars, with no "Episode IV".

WE: I know. I can't wait. Of course that means my ill-, er, pira-, er "copies" won't seem as special.

GL: You have pirated copies of my films?

WE: Um, no. I was refering to my legally bought VHS copies.

GL: Good, because a true fan would never steal $ from me by buying pirated versions of my films.
(thinks to self): Dayum film pirates. Look at all the $ they cost me. I mean if it keeps up I may have to sell one of my 125 cars or fire one of my 500 household servants.

Daisy: Wait a minute, I think this is just a ploy to get MORE of my money.

GL: So you won't be buying them then?

Daisy: Oh no, I don't care if it's just another ploy to get more money. I'm buyin' it.

 

[Abaddon]

been awhile since an update.

whats a Larsen's?