LarryLegend
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Scene One: The Guy's Place
LL and WE are hanging out, watching some CFL football (hey, its July, there's no other football on) when Slag walks in.
Slag: Roadtrip time.
WE: Again?
LL: Yeah, I missed alot of work when we took that last trip to CD's.
Slag: So, its not like you got fired.
LL: Pretty close, what with how long we were gone and you using my work cell.
Slag: I paid it back.
LL: No, you didn't.
Slag: Yeah, that's right, I didn't.
WE: How did you manage not to get fired Larry?
LL: I found evidence to use against my boss.
Slag: So you're good to go on the trip?
LL: Yep.
WE: So where we going?
Slag: Comic-Con.
With that our three heros begin their journey.
Scene 2: Parking Lot At Comic-Con
The guys pull up outside Comic-Con, get out and start to head in. Suddenly a large figure emerges in front of them, blocking nearly all the sunlight.
LL: Funny, I don't remember reading about an eclipse.
A deep, loud voice rings out.
PH: Hulk finally find. Hulk smash punny men for stealing Daisy's van.
Slag: For the last time, it was borrowed.
PH: You steal. Hulk smash.
WE: Actually we returned the van to Daisy.
PH: You return?
WE: Yes.
PH: Oh. Hulk go now. Hulk sorry.
WE: No problem.
LL: Nice to see you again.
PH wanders off.
Scene 3: Just Outside Comic-Con
Our heros are walking and are nearly to the entrance when they hear a voice.
Matt: Learn the truth, my friends, learn the truth.
LL: What the?
WE, LL and Slag stop and look. They see a homemade booth which is labeled: Lucas Is Wrong!
LL: Ok, I'll bite, learn the truth about what?
Matt: The Jedi.
Slag: What? That their a work of fiction?
Matt: No! About the problems with the concept of the Jedi in the entire prequel trilogy.
LL: I'm guessing that was the original choice of names?
Matt: Yeah, but it took up too much space.
WE: So what's your theory?
Matt: In the original trilogy, the Jedi is seen more as a fading religion/cult as opposed to a wider accepted organization/belief. Episode takes place only 20 years later, how could they be disregarded so quickly?
LL: Dude, its a movie.
Matt looks at LL with utter disdan.
Matt: The Jedi should have been a small group of maybe 50 people and more like Gandalf.
Slag: You wanted the Jedi to be wizards?
Matt looks at Slag with disgust.
Thinks to self: Morons. I'm surrounded by morons. Why do I even try?
Matt: No, just more of an unseen force.
WE: Look buddie. Star Wars has always had "plotholes". You're acting like these are the first. Get over it.
Matt: You apologists are all alike?
WE: Excuse me?
Matt: You all go out of your way to make excuses for Lucas's mistakes. I'm so sick of the "its just a little plothole" arguement.
WE: I just accept reality for what it is. Better than nitpicking over a few details.
Matt: I swear, if there was a series of Matrix prequels and it was as bad as Episodes I-III...
WE: What did you say?
Matt: I said Lucas is a hack.
WE looks ready to attack Matt.
LL: Calm down Eagle.
Matt: Yeah pigon. Listen to your boyfriend.
WE: That's it.
WE grabs Matt and goes to work. Meanwhile LL and Slag walk off.
Slag: He'll find us inside when he's done.
LL and WE are hanging out, watching some CFL football (hey, its July, there's no other football on) when Slag walks in.
Slag: Roadtrip time.
WE: Again?
LL: Yeah, I missed alot of work when we took that last trip to CD's.
Slag: So, its not like you got fired.
LL: Pretty close, what with how long we were gone and you using my work cell.
Slag: I paid it back.
LL: No, you didn't.
Slag: Yeah, that's right, I didn't.
WE: How did you manage not to get fired Larry?
LL: I found evidence to use against my boss.
Slag: So you're good to go on the trip?
LL: Yep.
WE: So where we going?
Slag: Comic-Con.
With that our three heros begin their journey.
Scene 2: Parking Lot At Comic-Con
The guys pull up outside Comic-Con, get out and start to head in. Suddenly a large figure emerges in front of them, blocking nearly all the sunlight.
LL: Funny, I don't remember reading about an eclipse.
A deep, loud voice rings out.
PH: Hulk finally find. Hulk smash punny men for stealing Daisy's van.
Slag: For the last time, it was borrowed.
PH: You steal. Hulk smash.
WE: Actually we returned the van to Daisy.
PH: You return?
WE: Yes.
PH: Oh. Hulk go now. Hulk sorry.
WE: No problem.
LL: Nice to see you again.
PH wanders off.
Scene 3: Just Outside Comic-Con
Our heros are walking and are nearly to the entrance when they hear a voice.
Matt: Learn the truth, my friends, learn the truth.
LL: What the?
WE, LL and Slag stop and look. They see a homemade booth which is labeled: Lucas Is Wrong!
LL: Ok, I'll bite, learn the truth about what?
Matt: The Jedi.
Slag: What? That their a work of fiction?
Matt: No! About the problems with the concept of the Jedi in the entire prequel trilogy.
LL: I'm guessing that was the original choice of names?
Matt: Yeah, but it took up too much space.
WE: So what's your theory?
Matt: In the original trilogy, the Jedi is seen more as a fading religion/cult as opposed to a wider accepted organization/belief. Episode takes place only 20 years later, how could they be disregarded so quickly?
LL: Dude, its a movie.
Matt looks at LL with utter disdan.
Matt: The Jedi should have been a small group of maybe 50 people and more like Gandalf.
Slag: You wanted the Jedi to be wizards?
Matt looks at Slag with disgust.
Thinks to self: Morons. I'm surrounded by morons. Why do I even try?
Matt: No, just more of an unseen force.
WE: Look buddie. Star Wars has always had "plotholes". You're acting like these are the first. Get over it.
Matt: You apologists are all alike?
WE: Excuse me?
Matt: You all go out of your way to make excuses for Lucas's mistakes. I'm so sick of the "its just a little plothole" arguement.
WE: I just accept reality for what it is. Better than nitpicking over a few details.
Matt: I swear, if there was a series of Matrix prequels and it was as bad as Episodes I-III...
WE: What did you say?
Matt: I said Lucas is a hack.
WE looks ready to attack Matt.
LL: Calm down Eagle.
Matt: Yeah pigon. Listen to your boyfriend.
WE: That's it.
WE grabs Matt and goes to work. Meanwhile LL and Slag walk off.
Slag: He'll find us inside when he's done.