Scene One: The Guy's Place LL and WE are hanging out, watching some CFL football (hey, its July, there's no other football on) when Slag walks in. Slag: Roadtrip time. WE: Again? LL: Yeah, I missed alot of work when we took that last trip to CD's. Slag: So, its not like you got fired. LL: Pretty close, what with how long we were gone and you using my work cell. Slag: I paid it back. LL: No, you didn't. Slag: Yeah, that's right, I didn't. WE: How did you manage not to get fired Larry? LL: I found evidence to use against my boss. Slag: So you're good to go on the trip? LL: Yep. WE: So where we going? Slag: Comic-Con. With that our three heros begin their journey. Scene 2: Parking Lot At Comic-Con The guys pull up outside Comic-Con, get out and start to head in. Suddenly a large figure emerges in front of them, blocking nearly all the sunlight. LL: Funny, I don't remember reading about an eclipse. A deep, loud voice rings out. PH: Hulk finally find. Hulk smash punny men for stealing Daisy's van. Slag: For the last time, it was borrowed. PH: You steal. Hulk smash. WE: Actually we returned the van to Daisy. PH: You return? WE: Yes. PH: Oh. Hulk go now. Hulk sorry. WE: No problem. LL: Nice to see you again. PH wanders off. Scene 3: Just Outside Comic-Con Our heros are walking and are nearly to the entrance when they hear a voice. Matt: Learn the truth, my friends, learn the truth. LL: What the? WE, LL and Slag stop and look. They see a homemade booth which is labeled: Lucas Is Wrong! LL: Ok, I'll bite, learn the truth about what? Matt: The Jedi. Slag: What? That their a work of fiction? Matt: No! About the problems with the concept of the Jedi in the entire prequel trilogy. LL: I'm guessing that was the original choice of names? Matt: Yeah, but it took up too much space. WE: So what's your theory? Matt: In the original trilogy, the Jedi is seen more as a fading religion/cult as opposed to a wider accepted organization/belief. Episode takes place only 20 years later, how could they be disregarded so quickly? LL: Dude, its a movie. Matt looks at LL with utter disdan. Matt: The Jedi should have been a small group of maybe 50 people and more like Gandalf. Slag: You wanted the Jedi to be wizards? Matt looks at Slag with disgust. Thinks to self: Morons. I'm surrounded by morons. Why do I even try? Matt: No, just more of an unseen force. WE: Look buddie. Star Wars has always had "plotholes". You're acting like these are the first. Get over it. Matt: You apologists are all alike? WE: Excuse me? Matt: You all go out of your way to make excuses for Lucas's mistakes. I'm so sick of the "its just a little plothole" arguement. WE: I just accept reality for what it is. Better than nitpicking over a few details. Matt: I swear, if there was a series of Matrix prequels and it was as bad as Episodes I-III... WE: What did you say? Matt: I said Lucas is a hack. WE looks ready to attack Matt. LL: Calm down Eagle. Matt: Yeah pigon. Listen to your boyfriend. WE: That's it. WE grabs Matt and goes to work. Meanwhile LL and Slag walk off. Slag: He'll find us inside when he's done.