The straaangest conversations...

[AndThePickles]

One time, after taking my ex-girlfriend (my girlfriend at the time) to see Spider-Man 2, she confronted me at 2:00 in the morning and asked me, "Do you love me or not?"

I replied with "Of course I do," and she smiled for a second, but then glared at me and slapped me. I asked what was wrong and she responded "Robert, Spidey never said that in the film." She then burst into tears and continued, "I thought you loved Spider-Man enough to become my own superhero. You're definitely no saviour of mine," and she left me. I was like... wft?

Um, what? What a crazy broad!!!

 

[jimmy]

Wow, now I've seen it all. . . .

I mean, I was trying hard to think about a crazy conversation I had with SOMEONE, over SOMETHING -- but now I don't even think I can make something up to compete with that one.

 

[ComicChick]

well this can't top some of the stories already posted, but it's the only one i can think of at 2 in the morning.

today at work, a coworker wanted to know what would happen if he opened the little white thing that comes in a bag of beef jerkey.

 

[Carcharodon]

After watching this documentary on TLC about these conjoined twins,me and my friend wondered about some things. Like...

• Do they talk to eachother while pooping,or would that be too weird?
• And how do they decide who wipes,since each of them controlled one arm.
• Do they ever *********e(one 'gina here)?
• Do they get paid as one,or two?
• What about marrige?
• What about sex? Do they both fake it? What if one falls asleep???

Your name wins the Hype!.

 

[ComicChick]

the conjoined twin thing reminded me of a convo me and some friends had a while back, one of them was a twin.

we asked her since she and her sis are identical twins, if they married indentical twin boys and had children, would they look the same?

do keep in mind this was like a 4am convo and we were talking about random things.

 

[Turtle-Man]

Um, what? What a crazy broad!!!

She was... twisted. I guess she wanted me to say "I don't", then ask me to kiss her, just in time for a car to come smashing through the window. Doc Ock would choke me and say "Find Turtle-Man or I'll take my shirt off and dance", and that would eventually lead to me saying "I'm Turtle-Man and we can never be".

 

[ComicChick]

She was... twisted. I guess she wanted me to say "I don't", then ask me to kiss her, just in time for a car to come smashing through the window. Doc Ock would choke me and say "Find Turtle-Man or I'll take my shirt off and dance", and that would eventually lead to me saying "I'm Turtle-Man and we can never be".

you should've told her to save that for the bedroom

 

[AndThePickles]

After watching this documentary on TLC about these conjoined twins,me and my friend wondered about some things. Like...

• Do they talk to eachother while pooping,or would that be too weird?
• And how do they decide who wipes,since each of them controlled one arm.
• Do they ever *********e(one 'gina here)?
• Do they get paid as one,or two?
• What about marrige?
• What about sex? Do they both fake it? What if one falls asleep???

Haha "butt salad." That always makes me laugh.

 

[ComicChick]

Sometimes me and my friends just sit around at lunch,and name the other students. We named this one girl "Optimus Prime". And this other girl "Mom-jeans"....because she's fat,and we made up this story about her wearing her mom's maternity pants. Also,we named this other fat girl "Couch" because she was auditioning for a play,and we said she'd probably get cast as a couch...or a beanbag chair.

Yah...we're cruel/awful/are doing this because of problems with ourselves.

when i was in high school we used to do that

except ours was more like we'd pick random people and see who could come up with the best fake biography about them. some of us were really good at it and come up with these lives that were probably waay better than they're actual ones.

wow. that makes me sound like an evil person

 

[Joker]

After watching this documentary on TLC about these conjoined twins,me and my friend wondered about some things. Like...

• Do they talk to eachother while pooping,or would that be too weird?
• And how do they decide who wipes,since each of them controlled one arm.
• Do they ever *********e(one 'gina here)?
• Do they get paid as one,or two?
• What about marrige?
• What about sex? Do they both fake it? What if one falls asleep???

here's my conjoined twin question...lets say they're at a bar, and one of them has been plotting the murder of someone who they know is going to be there (they have not shared this info with the other)...so the guy shows up, the break a bottle, stab him in the throat, he's dead...now, seeing as only one of them was guilty of any crime (the other was freaking out and knew nothing about it), how do you try that case? cause you couldnt put them in jail because you know, one of them didnt do anything...

 

[ComicChick]

rofl,I think I'll try that in tomorrow.

keep me posted

 

[ComicChick]

here's my conjoined twin question...lets say they're at a bar, and one of them has been plotting the murder of someone who they know is going to be there (they have not shared this info with the other)...so the guy shows up, the break a bottle, stab him in the throat, he's dead...now, seeing as only one of them was guilty of any crime (the other was freaking out and knew nothing about it), how do you try that case? cause you couldnt put them in jail because you know, one of them didnt do anything...

what about the freaky twin thing where they know each other's thoughts? would that apply here too?

double jepoardy anyone?

 

[Joker]

what about the freaky twin thing where they know each other's thoughts? would that apply here too?

double jepoardy anyone?

no, these are sane twins who dont make s**t like that up ...except the one is crazy I guess cause he did just kill a guy with a broken bottle

 

[ComicChick]

no, these are sane twins who dont make s**t like that up ...except the one is crazy I guess cause he did just kill a guy with a broken bottle

if you tried the case, could they be tried as separate individuals or as one because they're conjoined.

in double jepoardy, a person can't be convicted of the same crime twice, so if they're counted as one, you can't convict can you?

wow im giving myself a headache here

 

[Joker]

even if you could convict, you couldnt lock them up because the one guy has nothing to do with the murder, so you cant lock up an innocent man for something his brother (conjoined yes, but still a different conciousness) does...I always wanted to ask a cop this but I've never had an opportunity

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

here's my conjoined twin question...lets say they're at a bar, and one of them has been plotting the murder of someone who they know is going to be there (they have not shared this info with the other)...so the guy shows up, the break a bottle, stab him in the throat, he's dead...now, seeing as only one of them was guilty of any crime (the other was freaking out and knew nothing about it), how do you try that case? cause you couldnt put them in jail because you know, one of them didnt do anything...

Read Puddin'head Wilson by Mark Twain.

 

[Joker]

Read Puddin'head Wilson by Mark Twain.

Mark Twain is too old-timey to read

 

[ScottyBBadd]

An IM convo w/a confirmed lesbian on how to pleasure a woman. It seemed strange @ the time.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Wow. I can't even think of anything to top some of the stories in here.

Bum deal.

 

[ang_hulk]

seman doesnt steam.If you had extremly weak seman and was more spit then sperm then theres a verry slight chance at around 400* to get a tiny spurt of smoke,not steam.

most every conversation I start seems to be called strange.

 

[Mee]

It wasn't really a conversasion, but my sister came up to me one day...


Sister: Look at my new outfit, if I was your age and not your sister, would you date me?

Me: ....


Then she walked away. It was creepy.

 

[Killgore]

here's my conjoined twin question...lets say they're at a bar, and one of them has been plotting the murder of someone who they know is going to be there (they have not shared this info with the other)...so the guy shows up, the break a bottle, stab him in the throat, he's dead...now, seeing as only one of them was guilty of any crime (the other was freaking out and knew nothing about it), how do you try that case? cause you couldnt put them in jail because you know, one of them didnt do anything...

There was a Tales From the Crypt about that very thing.

 

[tzarinna]

A day at work with my co workers.

Redneck: (to black dude who's been on the job 2 days) If I washed my dick would you suck it?

Black Dude: (contemplates kicking his ass,walks away)

True story.

The black dude confronted him the next morning. Apparently the redneck was opening to a joke.

 

[Joe Kerr]

ok, i have another, me and my friend (after a party) we're having this convorsation about whether people see the same colors or not, because i've never seen through someone elses eyes...

what if every color was the same, but everyone saw different things, You wouldnt know if it was different becuase its what you've seen all of your life...

It bothers the Hell out of me...

oh, and this other time, my friend (after another party... lol) kept thinking his whole life was like a tv show... it was wierd. like the truman show. lol

what would they do if you were having sex?

bleep it out, edit it out?

 

[Halcohol]

ok, i have another, me and my friend (after a party) we're having this convorsation about whether people see the same colors or not, because i've never seen through someone elses eyes...

what if every color was the same, but everyone saw different things, You wouldnt know if it was different becuase its what you've seen all of your life...

It bothers the Hell out of me...

oh, and this other time, my friend (after another party... lol) kept thinking his whole life was like a tv show... it was wierd. like the truman show. lol

what would they do if you were having sex?

bleep it out, edit it out?

With the colours thing, you mean you wonder if what YOU see as red is what I see as red, right? We call them the same thing, but do we percieve them exactly the same?