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It's about 10:26 AM. I haven't slept all night or morning. So I wrote this.
Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice!
Inside the great walls of the world's finest, the Super-Friends assembled around the marble of a magnificent round table. Seated in what could only be considered the master's spot was Superman! Earth's favorite alien protector from a far away planet.
To his right sat the cape crusader himself Batman, and his side kick Robin the boy wonder! To the left was the Amazon princess known to the world as Wonder Woman. Directly across from the man of steel sat Aquaman, friend to all sea-creatures.
Superman laid his hands to rest on the cold slab of the marble, "Super Friends," he said, "I've just been contacted by the secretary of defense."
"The secretary?" replied the revealing Wonder Woman leaning over the table, "what did he say Superman?"
The rest of the heroes found themselves at a loss for words as they gazed into the timeless beauty of the Amazon princess' flop-a-tee-flops. She looked around the table at each of her friends. She didn't mind, she was use to being looked at, and thrived for the attention. Sometimes she felt dirty and useless about her actions, but she let out a seductive smile none the less. Batman snapped out of his gaze and slapped Robin in the back of the head.
"Robin, it's not polite to stare!"
"But so was everyone..." he tried to say before being cut off.
"Yes Robin. Wonder Woman is not an object, but a fellow Super Friend and is to be treated with respect." Aquaman said while letting out a SUPER fake cough at the same time. Robin looked under the table at everyone trying to play footsies with Wonder Woman. "Hey!" he said, "all of you guys need to...” being cut off this time by Batman.
"So...Superman, what assistance can we give the secretary of defense?" he said, "Did the Joker kidnap his daughter again?"
"I'm afraid not Batman," Superman said, "It's much worse than that."
"How could it be worse than risking an innocent girl’s life?" Aquaman joked. Superman's eye narrowed and his face became stern. "It appears that with everything going on in the middle-east that..."
"We're finally being asked to go catch Osama Bin Laden right?" Wonder Woman spoke before he could finish,
"Well," said Superman, "No...Not exactly."
"We're going to rescue those reporters trapped in jail in North Korea?" asked Batman.
“No, the secretary told me that the President's birthday is coming up," said Superman, "and with everything go on in the Middle East he could use some entertainment to clear his head."
The Super Friends looked from left to right at each other not fully understanding the meaning behind Kal-El's words.
"What the f*** are you talking about?" Batman said, "What does he want us to do a funny sketch or something?"
"Even better," said Superman raising his fist up in the air, "Super Friends! We're going to become a ROCK BAND!"
The heroes that usually sat at that giant marble table and discussed how to make the world a better place were silent for a moment. Then Aquaman stood from his seat.
"Okay, well I'm going to go get a class of...aqua," said Aquaman.
"For the last time," Batman cried, "you can just call it water!"
"Yeah well I'm going to go talk to the fish in the tank," the king of Atlantis whined, "maybe they will treat me with some respect."
As Aquaman walked off Batman looked over at Superman who still had his fist in the air. Batman put his face in the palm of his hand when he noticed something amuck under the table.
"Robin!" he said slapping him again, "Stop playing footsies with Wonder Woman!"
TO BE CONTINUED…
THE
SUPER FRIENDS
SUPER FRIENDS
IN
Dr. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club
Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice!
Inside the great walls of the world's finest, the Super-Friends assembled around the marble of a magnificent round table. Seated in what could only be considered the master's spot was Superman! Earth's favorite alien protector from a far away planet.
To his right sat the cape crusader himself Batman, and his side kick Robin the boy wonder! To the left was the Amazon princess known to the world as Wonder Woman. Directly across from the man of steel sat Aquaman, friend to all sea-creatures.
Superman laid his hands to rest on the cold slab of the marble, "Super Friends," he said, "I've just been contacted by the secretary of defense."
"The secretary?" replied the revealing Wonder Woman leaning over the table, "what did he say Superman?"
The rest of the heroes found themselves at a loss for words as they gazed into the timeless beauty of the Amazon princess' flop-a-tee-flops. She looked around the table at each of her friends. She didn't mind, she was use to being looked at, and thrived for the attention. Sometimes she felt dirty and useless about her actions, but she let out a seductive smile none the less. Batman snapped out of his gaze and slapped Robin in the back of the head.
"Robin, it's not polite to stare!"
"But so was everyone..." he tried to say before being cut off.
"Yes Robin. Wonder Woman is not an object, but a fellow Super Friend and is to be treated with respect." Aquaman said while letting out a SUPER fake cough at the same time. Robin looked under the table at everyone trying to play footsies with Wonder Woman. "Hey!" he said, "all of you guys need to...” being cut off this time by Batman.
"So...Superman, what assistance can we give the secretary of defense?" he said, "Did the Joker kidnap his daughter again?"
"I'm afraid not Batman," Superman said, "It's much worse than that."
"How could it be worse than risking an innocent girl’s life?" Aquaman joked. Superman's eye narrowed and his face became stern. "It appears that with everything going on in the middle-east that..."
"We're finally being asked to go catch Osama Bin Laden right?" Wonder Woman spoke before he could finish,
"Well," said Superman, "No...Not exactly."
"We're going to rescue those reporters trapped in jail in North Korea?" asked Batman.
“No, the secretary told me that the President's birthday is coming up," said Superman, "and with everything go on in the Middle East he could use some entertainment to clear his head."
The Super Friends looked from left to right at each other not fully understanding the meaning behind Kal-El's words.
"What the f*** are you talking about?" Batman said, "What does he want us to do a funny sketch or something?"
"Even better," said Superman raising his fist up in the air, "Super Friends! We're going to become a ROCK BAND!"
The heroes that usually sat at that giant marble table and discussed how to make the world a better place were silent for a moment. Then Aquaman stood from his seat.
"Okay, well I'm going to go get a class of...aqua," said Aquaman.
"For the last time," Batman cried, "you can just call it water!"
"Yeah well I'm going to go talk to the fish in the tank," the king of Atlantis whined, "maybe they will treat me with some respect."
As Aquaman walked off Batman looked over at Superman who still had his fist in the air. Batman put his face in the palm of his hand when he noticed something amuck under the table.
"Robin!" he said slapping him again, "Stop playing footsies with Wonder Woman!"
TO BE CONTINUED…
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