The Superhero Cinematic Civil War of Tomorrow Thread - Part 62

[emielaen]

Bay Boys I, II, The Rock and Pain and Gain are all obviously better and more fun than countless dog **** franchise films.

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

So if Michael Bay's filmography got into a fight with Uwe Boll's who'd win?

 

[flickchick85]

So if Michael Bay's filmography got into a fight with Uwe Boll's who'd win?

Their filmographies? Bay

They themselves? Boll.

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

Their filmographies? Bay

They themselves? Boll.

WAYMENT!!



He boxed his critics!

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Bay Boys I, II, The Rock and Pain and Gain are all obviously better and more fun than countless dog **** franchise films.

This is funny to say when he's responsible for the half of the top 10 dog **** franchise films.

 

[Ninjablade]

So if Michael Bay's filmography got into a fight with Uwe Boll's who'd win?

Filmographies? Bay's would blow Boll's up while calling him such obscene things a German hasn't heard since WW2.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

WAYMENT!!

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He boxed his critics!

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Filmographies? Bay's would blow Boll's up while calling him such obscene things a German hasn't heard since WW2.

So you aren't aware of the current political situation in Germany.

 

[Snow Queen]

When I think back on the first three Bayformers movies, I primarily find myself thinking about that time where Optimus Prime tears out Megatron's spine by ripping his head off with an axe like a B-grade slasher villain.

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

I blame you all for having me go down this Uwe Boll punching things rabbit hole:

 

[flickchick85]

I blame you all for having me go down this Uwe Boll punching things rabbit hole:

This topic was all you!

 

[Ninjablade]

I blame you all for having me go down this Uwe Boll punching things rabbit hole:

Aren't you the one who brought him up

Edit: Dammit, Flick beat me to it.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

This topic was all you!

FC:

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

This topic was all you!

Aren't you the one who brought him up

Edit: Dammit, Flick beat me to it.

And now I'm sitting here wondering what the hell happened to Kristanna Loken between her roles in Boll's awful adaptation of BloodRayne and Terminator 3.

 

[Babillygunn]

I keep this one as one of my successories.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Every time I see the F4 box office thread get bumped:

 

[Lily Adler]

 

[Link]

Gen V finale didn't work for me, I found it rather uninteresting and predictable. Ethan Slater being the highlight was a surprise, though. It seems that the Gen V gang is going to have a big part to play in the final season of The Boys.

 

[Venom 1988]

One's failure makes sad. But turning to Kirkman is the wrong way to go.

Why is that? The Energon Universe comics have been pretty great for the most part. I feel Kirkman's writing on Void Rivals has been pretty restrained (in a good way) in comparison to his creator owned stuff.

 

[Kane52630]

ROTF was like actual torture in IMAX. I get PTSD headaches to this day.

I saw it in IMAX too...


We got in late and we got the front row.

 

[Ninjablade]

I saw it in IMAX too...


We got in late and we got the front row.

This happened to me with AOE. Little did high school me know the movie was a whopping 3 hours long.

Marky Mark cracking open a Bud Light taking up my entire vision was something else.

 

[Drizzle]

When I think back on the first three Bayformers movies, I primarily find myself thinking about that time where Optimus Prime tears out Megatron's spine by ripping his head off with an axe like a B-grade slasher villain.

That's maybe my favorite part of the entire Transformers franchise because of how insane it is.

Realistically, if that kill had happened in, say, Freddy vs. Jason and that was how Jason took out Freddy we'd all be singing its praises. But the fact that childhood hero Optimus Prime did that after Megatron offered a truce seconds earlier makes it diabolically hilarious.

 

[Lily Adler]

This happened to me with AOE. Little did high school me know the movie was a whopping 3 hours long.

Marky Mark cracking open a Bud Light taking up my entire vision was something else.

The fact that they're bringing back Bay thinking oh it's his style audiences loved and not oh he made terrible films that were mostly spectacle and led to diminishing returns on the franchise.

 

[Ninjablade]

That's maybe my favorite part of the entire Transformers franchise because of how insane it is.

Realistically, if that kill had happened in, say, Freddy vs. Jason and that was how Jason took out Freddy we'd all be singing its praises. But the fact that childhood hero Optimus Prime did that after Megatron offered a truce seconds earlier makes it diabolically hilarious.

Honestly totally worth it because then we got to have Megatron reincarnated as Galvatron in which he turned into a bunch of floating cubes lmao

 

[Drizzle]

Honestly totally worth it because then we got to have Megatron reincarnated as Galvatron in which he turned into a bunch of floating cubes lmao

I can't even remember if he survived the fifth movie, I just remember that he was inexplicably Megatron again.