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BvS The Superman/Batman Caption Thread

Discussion in 'Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice' started by LibidoLoca, Jul 28, 2013.

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  1. Lily Adler

    Lily Adler Politically Delicious (she/her)

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    CLARK: I just heard Amy Adams is playing my girlfriend in my movie.

    BRUCE: I just heard mine blew up.
     
    #1 Lily Adler, Jul 28, 2013
  2. Marvin

    Marvin Avenger

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    Clark:
    "I want you to remember, Clark. In all the years to come, in all your silen.....lol...my hand at your throat lol...the one man that beat you"
    #Retweet.
     
    #2 Marvin, Jul 28, 2013
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  3. Lily Adler

    Lily Adler Politically Delicious (she/her)

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    CLARK: I don't know do you think we could all fit in here?

    REALTOR: It's comes equipped with stainless steel appliances, walk-in closets, five and a half baths.

    BRUCE: For 500,000 a month it's not bad for a space station/sattelite.

    REALTOR: And it's in the most desired location. A lovely Asian couple is also interested...

    CLARK: We'll take it...

    REALTOR: Great! It's so wonderful to see a gay couple in these parts.

    BRUCE: Wait we're not.

    REALTOR: Oh I'm so sorry... Um let me go get the paperwork.

    *exits room*

    CLARK: Oh I see you don't think I'm good enough for you.

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    BRUCE: We're not having this conversation... AGAIN!
     
    #3 Lily Adler, Jul 28, 2013
  4. dnno1

    dnno1 Avenger

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    #4 dnno1, Aug 2, 2013
  5. N7 Joseph Shepard

    N7 Joseph Shepard Human/Kryptonian Hybrid

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    Clark: yeah but then you upgraded and got Anne Hathaway who played an actual character from the source material

    Bruce: She lead me to Bane who then broke my back

    Clark: and then you sorta married her....win win buddy

    Lol
     
    #5 N7 Joseph Shepard, Aug 2, 2013
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    Bruce: We are both suckers.
     
    #6 slumcat, Aug 2, 2013
  7. Krumm

    Krumm Beer Snob

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    In honor of the girlfriend conversation:

    [YT]56sEJKjD95M[/YT]
     
    #7 Krumm, Aug 2, 2013
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  8. FlawlessVictory

    FlawlessVictory Superhero

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    ^Your vid isn't working.
     
    #8 FlawlessVictory, Aug 2, 2013
  9. FlawlessVictory

    FlawlessVictory Superhero

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    :funny:
     
    #9 FlawlessVictory, Aug 2, 2013
  10. Krumm

    Krumm Beer Snob

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    Give it another go.
     
    #10 Krumm, Aug 2, 2013
  11. Nave 'Torment'

    Nave 'Torment' Vigilante Detective

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    Forgive me if this has already been posted before, but I couldn't resist :p

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    #11 Nave 'Torment', Aug 26, 2013
  12. dnno1

    dnno1 Avenger

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    Damien: "Dad, just because there's a dead turkey here doesn't mean you have to check for clues."
     
    #12 dnno1, Nov 19, 2013
  13. HighFivingMF

    HighFivingMF Welp.

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    I find it scary that the dead character/only one not included in the picture (provided the blonde is actually Dick) is saying that.
     
    #13 HighFivingMF, Nov 19, 2013
  14. Wise

    Wise Watchtower Janitor

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    CAT ASS
     
    #14 Wise, Nov 19, 2013
  15. Lantern Venom

    Lantern Venom Emerald Echo Podcast Co-Host

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    Bats: "For the last time, Clark, I didn't have anything to do with the costume designs on Smallville."
     
    #15 Lantern Venom, Nov 20, 2013
  16. smallville fan

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    What's wrong with the costume designs?!:jedi

    Here's one I'll try. If you guys can do better go ahead

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    Bruce: Look! Up in the sky! It's a Bird, It's a Plane!
    Clark: Bruce I'm right here
    Bruce: No really Clark, it's just a bird and a plane. Wasn't talking about you silly.
    Clark: Aww.
     
    #16 smallville fan, Nov 20, 2013
  17. cwere

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    Great job guys :woot:
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    Superman: So this is how the new banner for the movie looks like.
    Batman:Yep.
    *Superman reads title*
    Superman: "Batman vs Superman". I thought this was a sequel to my movie, why is your name before mine, oh shi..
    Batman: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!
     
    #17 cwere, Nov 20, 2013
  18. Fallen Angel

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    This thread is awesome. I do hope we get a line from Bruce near the end of the film when they're on good terms where he mentions the satellite damage in MOS and who's going to pay for it?.:woot:
     
    #18 Fallen Angel, Nov 20, 2013
  19. Chip Chipperson

    Chip Chipperson the big guy

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    #19 Chip Chipperson, Nov 20, 2013
  20. dnno1

    dnno1 Avenger

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    That's what Batwoman said.
     
    #20 dnno1, Nov 20, 2013
  21. Enriquespy

    Enriquespy Superhero

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    BATS:Hey everyone!!! Who wants to see me blow up this tiny superman figure in front of me??????
     
    #21 Enriquespy, Nov 20, 2013
  22. slumcat

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    Superman's thoughts: Is that how a Kryptonian babe looks. :huh::hrt::exp::mag:hmm:up:
    She sure has me excited.

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    #22 slumcat, Nov 20, 2013
  23. dnno1

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    Clark Kent: "Is that all they've got."
    Bruce Wayne: "As a major nemesis of mine once said: Wait till they get a load of me."

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    Diana Prince: "Me too."
     
    #23 dnno1, Dec 5, 2013
  24. Alonsovich

    Alonsovich TEH HOPE & OPTIMIZMZ!!!11!!

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    :lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:
     
    #24 Alonsovich, Dec 5, 2013
  25. Alonsovich

    Alonsovich TEH HOPE & OPTIMIZMZ!!!11!!

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    -Ma Kent: So did you find out who that Batman character really is?

    -Clark: Yeah, he's some guy who is an entrepreneur by day and then dresses up by night to take care of the streets.

    -Ma Kent: Oh, like my uncle Frank?

    -Clark: No Ma. That's a crossdresser...
     
    #25 Alonsovich, Dec 6, 2013
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