BvS The Superman/Batman Caption Thread

[Lily Adler]

CLARK: I just heard Amy Adams is playing my girlfriend in my movie.

BRUCE: I just heard mine blew up.

 

[Marvin]

Clark:
"I want you to remember, Clark. In all the years to come, in all your silen.....lol...my hand at your throat lol...the one man that beat you"
#Retweet.

 

[Lily Adler]

CLARK: I don't know do you think we could all fit in here?

REALTOR: It's comes equipped with stainless steel appliances, walk-in closets, five and a half baths.

BRUCE: For 500,000 a month it's not bad for a space station/sattelite.

REALTOR: And it's in the most desired location. A lovely Asian couple is also interested...

CLARK: We'll take it...

REALTOR: Great! It's so wonderful to see a gay couple in these parts.

BRUCE: Wait we're not.

REALTOR: Oh I'm so sorry... Um let me go get the paperwork.

*exits room*

CLARK: Oh I see you don't think I'm good enough for you.

BRUCE: We're not having this conversation... AGAIN!

 

[dnno1]

 

[N7 Joseph Shepard]

CLARK: I just heard Amy Adams is playing my girlfriend in my movie.

BRUCE: I just heard mine blew up.

Clark: yeah but then you upgraded and got Anne Hathaway who played an actual character from the source material

Bruce: She lead me to Bane who then broke my back

Clark: and then you sorta married her....win win buddy

Lol

 

[slumcat]

Clark: yeah but then you upgraded and got Anne Hathaway who played an actual character from the source material

Bruce: She lead me to Bane who then broke my back

Clark: and then you sorta married her....win win buddy

Bruce: We are both suckers.

 

[Krumm]

In honor of the girlfriend conversation:

[YT]56sEJKjD95M[/YT]

 

[FlawlessVictory]

^Your vid isn't working.

 

[FlawlessVictory]

BRUCE: We're not having this conversation... AGAIN!

 

[Krumm]

^Your vid isn't working.

Give it another go.

 

[Nave 'Torment']

Forgive me if this has already been posted before, but I couldn't resist :P

 

[dnno1]

Damien: "Dad, just because there's a dead turkey here doesn't mean you have to check for clues."

 

[HighFivingMF]

I find it scary that the dead character/only one not included in the picture (provided the blonde is actually Dick) is saying that.

 

[Wise]

Damien: "Dad, just because there's a dead turkey here doesn't mean you have to check for clues."

CAT ASS

 

[Lantern Venom]

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Bats: "For the last time, Clark, I didn't have anything to do with the costume designs on Smallville."

 

[smallville fan]

Bats: "For the last time, Clark, I didn't have anything to do with the costume designs on Smallville."

What's wrong with the costume designs?!

Here's one I'll try. If you guys can do better go ahead

Bruce: Look! Up in the sky! It's a Bird, It's a Plane!
Clark: Bruce I'm right here
Bruce: No really Clark, it's just a bird and a plane. Wasn't talking about you silly.
Clark: Aww.

 

[cwere]

Great job guys t:

Superman: So this is how the new banner for the movie looks like.
Batman:Yep.
*Superman reads title*
Superman: "Batman vs Superman". I thought this was a sequel to my movie, why is your name before mine, oh shi..
Batman: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!

 

[Fallen Angel]

This thread is awesome. I do hope we get a line from Bruce near the end of the film when they're on good terms where he mentions the satellite damage in MOS and who's going to pay for it?.t:

 

[Chip Chipperson]

This thread is awesome. I do hope we get a line from Bruce near the end of the film when they're on good terms where he mentions the satellite damage in MOS and who's going to pay for it?.t:

 

[dnno1]

CAT ASS

That's what Batwoman said.

 

[Enriquespy]

BATS:Hey everyone!!! Who wants to see me blow up this tiny superman figure in front of me??????

 

[slumcat]

Superman's thoughts: Is that how a Kryptonian babe looks. up:
She sure has me excited.

 

[dnno1]

Clark Kent: "Is that all they've got."
Bruce Wayne: "As a major nemesis of mine once said: Wait till they get a load of me."

Diana Prince: "Me too."

 

[Alonsovich]

Forgive me if this has already been posted before, but I couldn't resist :P

 

[Alonsovich]

-Ma Kent: So did you find out who that Batman character really is?

-Clark: Yeah, he's some guy who is an entrepreneur by day and then dresses up by night to take care of the streets.

-Ma Kent: Oh, like my uncle Frank?

-Clark: No Ma. That's a crossdresser...