The things we've learned from comics, cartoons and movies.

[BLACKVULCAN]

i've learned that black cats should avoid wet white paint, otherwise they will be sexually assaulted by French speaking skunks who want to take them to the "CASBAH"!

 

[Eggyman]

Hamburgers are a cornerstone of American breakfasts.

 

[BlackLantern]

During a monsters rampage, there will always be time to explain exactly where the monster came from and what can be done to stop it....

 

[gap5ewl]

i've learned that black cats should avoid wet white paint, otherwise they will be sexually assaulted by French speaking skunks who want to take them to the "CASBAH"!

Who would've ever thaught that rape could be so innocent?

 

[darkseid26]

to remember the 5th of november

 

[Alex The Great]

i've learned that black cats should avoid wet white paint, otherwise they will be sexually assaulted by French speaking skunks who want to take them to the "CASBAH"!

 

[Manic]

If I ever become best friends with a Chinese cop, our vacations will always involve us solving a crime.

 

[michephantom]

That if your tiger bites the pants of a would-be suiter, it will show he is wearing heart boxers.

Also, that if you have a grand vizier, he is evil.

 

[gap5ewl]

If you have a dog named Tiger, he will vanish without question after the second season.

 

[Manic]

Ladies, if you ever become prettier than your loving surrogate mother, she'll run you out of the house, track you down, and kill you.

 

[BMM]

I’ve learned that, in the event of a disaster, if you live on the coast, you’re screwed… but if you live in middle-America, you’ll be perfectly fine.

I’ve learned that if your child begins acting out of the ordinary, it probably means it is the devil, or in contact with malevolent, supernatural forces.

 

[C.F. Kane]

I learned that all discussion that takes place in the White House is done while walking briskly.

 

[The Apocalypse]

No matter what happens the X-Men will always defeat Apocalypse.

 

[PyroChamber]

Apparently, if you give a man a free burger he'll pay you back on Tuesday.

 

[Johann Krauss]

I learned that the underdogs always win...ALWAYS!

 

[Franklin Richards]

I've learned that I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you, half as well as you deserve.

 

[SoulManX]

I've learned that if I pull my magic sword and say "By the power of Grayskull...I have the power." I will become the most powerful man in the universe...so take that Superman and Goku

 

[JayCaz]

I've learned that if I get bored of my pet turtles and flush them down the toilet, I am actually doing them a favour.

 

[Obi-Ron]

If you have a dog named Tiger, he will vanish without question after the second season.

Or an older brother named Chuck.

 

[SoulManX]

I've learned if I be a good deputy Andy will let me put one bullet in my gun...

 

[lou2099]

Or an older brother named Chuck.

Ah you beat me to it.

 

[SoulManX]

If I build it they will come

 

[BlackLantern]

Witness Protection doesn't mean ****

 

[Manic]

Or an older brother named Chuck.

Or a little sister named Judy.

 

[Shemtov]

when you have become a ten year old and lose your superpowers you should buy a comic book.