The things we've learned from comics, cartoons and movies.

[SoulManX]

That I can be a super secret agent who tells the bad guys my name and have sex with many women without getting an std

 

[Ion Kenshin]

A vampire may decide to give me the choice he never had

 

[SoulManX]

I want to be like Tony Stark

 

[BlackLantern]

I've learned it is an entirely logical decision to traverse NYC on foot to try and rescue a woman while a huge monster tears apart the city....

 

[Ace of Knaves]

I learned the greatness of chimichangas!!!

I also learned that when the chips are down, these errr civilised people, will eat each other.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

If you are begining an adventure, you must always listen to the Blind old Black man. Even though he will tell you about your "Obstackles", he is very insightful.

Ahhh man I frickin love that movie.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

I've learned that Hulk can apparently defeat the entire Marvel Universe and Jesus in combat.

He didn't defeat Deadpool!

 

[Shemtov]

I've learned that Hulk can apparently defeat the entire Marvel Universe and Jesus in combat.

my father could beat that guy with one hand tied behind his back!

 

[SoulManX]

That a former drunk white civil war soldier can save the samurai

 

[Abstract]

That a former drunk white civil war soldier can save the samurai

Umm, did you see the end?

Everyone sort of, erm, died . . .

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Umm, did you see the end?

Everyone sort of, erm, died . . .

But he saved the honour of the Samurai. Did you not watch it? Dying in battle is the greatest honour a samurai can have.

 

[SuBe]

I learned that Shakespeare was Klingon, and Sherlock Holmes was a Vulcan, and "Only Nixon can go to China."

 

[[A]]

I learnt that comic relief is the cancer of movies.

 

[SoulManX]

I have learned that I can trick terrorists with a bomb made out of pinball machine partst:

 

[SoulManX]

Also learned that most nerdy looking girls with the right make up, clothes, and just getting them to believe in themselves are smoking hot bombshells that I have overlooked

 

[SoulManX]

But he saved the honour of the Samurai. Did you not watch it? Dying in battle is the greatest honour a samurai can have.

Thank you Ace

 

[JayCaz]

You can operate just as efficiently with only 3 fingers

 

[SoulManX]

Kyptonite and tar makes a bad Superman who likes ****s

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

I've learned that a quarter pounder in Europe in called a "Royale with Cheese" and to stay the hell faarrrr away from War Memorabilia shops!

 

[Trainwreck2100]

That i can kill people by throwing my fingernails at them

 

[Ace of Knaves]

That i can kill people by throwing my fingernails at them

Where the frick is that from?

 

[Trainwreck2100]

Where the frick is that from?

Spoiler

ultimates 2 hawkeye did it

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Spoiler

ultimates 2 hawkeye did it

LOL. I see, what a way to go ay? Death by fingernail!!

 

[The Guard]

Comics taught me what people are supposed to look like.

...yeah.

 

[SoulManX]

That Superman knocked up Lois Lane and become a dead beat dad so much for role models