The things we've learned from comics, cartoons and movies.

[lou2099]

Witness Protection doesn't mean ****

I've learned that under witness protection if you ask for spaghetti with sauce you get egg noodles with ketchup.

 

[[A]]

Never ask a replicant about their mothers

 

[Ace of Knaves]

^lolz good one.

I learnt that you should never call a man who wears make-up, a purple suit and who has horrific scars on his face a freak. It's not good for your health!

 

[[A]]

Also, if you're planning on to get in a big car chase, get a russian cab.

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

never ask a rabbit to hide you!

 

[Obi-Ron]

never ask a rabbit to hide you!

Classic. I actually saw a Boston cop yesterday with the cliche Irish brogue (Snap & Begorrah, I didn't know they actually existed!), it made me think of this cartoon.

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

man! it was on cartoon Network the other day i was laughing my ass off. it doesnt get much funnier than that.

 

[AnorexicBatman]

Heroes aren't born... they are built!

 

[BlackLantern]

I've learned that being a cop on the edge gets you tons of leeway with your superiors and you will always be behind on your rent

 

[Asteroid-Man]

I've learned not to apply fictional situations into our reality.

 

[Captain Planet!]

I've learned that I killed those people. Because sometimes, the truth isn't good enough. Sometimes... People deserve to have their faith rewarded.

 

[AnorexicBatman]

I've learned that all fictional characters must be portrayed WITH TEH REALISM!!!
Even though fiction and realism contradict each other

 

[darkseid26]

When the man with a 45. meets the man with a Winchester, the man with a Winchester is a dead man.

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

I've learned alot from Spider-Man, and other Marvel heroes. I learned thfrom spdiey to never underestimate and outsider (geek). When I got picked on, it never really bugs me because i know Peter got picked on. Andother thing is from the film Rocky (1976). Knowing how to overcome things bigger and better than you. Going the distance is another thing.

 

[Mutagen]

I learned that when the audience knows of your plan, it won't happen, or at least be altered in some way.

 

[Hotwire]

I've learned that if you're the good guy, you will only ever need to reload your gun if the bad guy has run out of ammo at the exact same moment and you are both taking cover. This will also be a perfect time to exchange meaningful dialogue. Other than that, you never need to reload.

 

[The Guard]

What women should look like.

...Sigh.

Oh.

And "Nooooooooooooooooooo!"

 

[terry78]

If you have ****ed up and caused immense amounts of physical and mental damage to a populous, all it takes is one speech from you to the angry mob to get a change of heart. Unless it's lampshaded and they beat your ass anyway.

 

[[A]]

I've learned that you should never set foot on a skull-shaped island.

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

That a city bus filled with people hitting cars and going around a sharp turn will not drop below 50mph

That or it's a San Francisco Muni bus

 

[The Apocalypse]

When a gun is in your possession always cock it up. Just to be cool. Also when you're going after someone covertly, try turning your cellphone off or put it on vibrate (Jack Bauer).

 

[OctaviusINC]

If you're the "good guy" you'll always come out of the climatic showdown a little sweaty with a possible bullet graze on you right arm. And you'll crudely wipe the little bit of blood off your lip with your forearm.

 

[C.F. Kane]

I learned that people with three days till retirement are doomed to die from a gunshot wound.

 

[SoulManX]

I'll learned show me the money