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Still havent seen it, just previews, trailers and features on TV. Might check it out on DVD
QF f***ing TNo. Just not a fan of Burton.. He's overrated, I prefer my movies have plots and depth, not just something easy on the eyes.
I liked a lot of things in Batman, I liked the look, I liked Jack Nicholson (even though he didn't act much at all), I loved the score. But lots of movies have a great score and a great look, like all the other batman movies.
Pardon me if I rant, And pardon my use of a few quotes.
There's no internal conflict whatsoever. We don't get to know the title character at all until like 1/3 into the movie. The prince songs were ear piercing, and even if you liked them by some weird turn of logic, they had nothing to do with the plot. Kim Basinger can't act and wasnt an engaging love interest and was in the movie solely because she was doing Jon Peters, Bruce Wayne and Vicki have no chemistry, nothing is interesting or engaging about Bruce wayne/Vicki nor is there anything about him that makes us care about them/like them. The Joker shoots down the batplane with one shot from a super-long gun after Batman zeroes in on him with a crosshairs and fires repeatedly at him with high-powered machine guns.
And isn't it a little convenient that Joker killed batman's parents? I mean, it makes it a little more grand but not in the long run. ANybody who knows batman knows that he's batman not out of revenge or the hope of one day killing his parents' killer, but to assure that nobody ever finds themself in the same situation he did when he was 8. If it's all about vengence then he's not really a hero. And if it's all for vengence, would he really continute being batman having killed the joker?
Take the part where Bruce, protected by a small tray under his clothes, gets tries to intimidate the joker when he merges into Vickis apartment. Forget the absurdity of relying on a book-sized tray as a bulletproof vest whats the point of Bruces actions? Whats he trying to accomplish?
Whats the point of the Jokers Who do you trust? PR campaign against Batman, as if the two of them were running for mayor?
Then theres the bit in the newsroom with Vicki and reporter Knox (Elliot/Alexander) musing about who Bruce Wayne really is, how theres nothing in his file no photos, no history, nothing. Hello? Nothing on Bruce Wayne, millionaire playboy? In the opening sequence, we see a couple with a young boy wandering lost in Gothams mean streets, stumbling at last into a dangerous alley where a couple of thugs rob them at gunpoint. The resonances between this incident and the seminal event in young Bruce Waynes life, emphasized later in the film by a flashback to the murder of Dr. and Mrs. Wayne, are too striking to be ignored. Yet when Batman shows up, what does he do? Kicks one of the thugs through a door and menaces the other one a bit, telling him to warn his criminal friends about their new enemy. Does he recover the stolen property and return it to its owners? Does he see to their safety in any way? Is this helpless family any better off than the Waynes were when there was no Batman looking over Gotham? If the movie doesnt care, why should we?
But hey, that's just me.
Like what, specifically?I disagree with all of your opinions Walter, and Noir is on crack for applauding you.
There's no internal conflict whatsoever. We don't get to know the title character at all until like 1/3 into the movie.
The prince songs were ear piercing, and even if you liked them by some weird turn of logic, they had nothing to do with the plot.
Kim Basinger can't act and wasnt an engaging love interest and was in the movie solely because she was doing Jon Peters, Bruce Wayne and Vicki have no chemistry, nothing is interesting or engaging about Bruce wayne/Vicki nor is there anything about him that makes us care about them/like them.
The Joker shoots down the batplane with one shot from a super-long gun after Batman zeroes in on him with a crosshairs and fires repeatedly at him with high-powered machine guns.
Take the part where Bruce, protected by a small tray under his clothes, gets tries to intimidate the joker when he merges into Vickis apartment. Forget the absurdity of relying on a book-sized tray as a bulletproof vest whats the point of Bruces actions? Whats he trying to accomplish?
Also, does anybody else think that Keaton and Hingle were bad choices for their respective roles? I mean, Keaton is a great actor and looks great in the batsuit but I dont think he looks jack like Bruce Wayne, and the idea that Wayne would be socially awkward is kind of weird.
And aside from the fact that Hingle doesnt look like Gordon at all, he doesnt act nor is he written like Gordon.
Well then why is he so popular? I mean, in one of the first (if not THE first) frame of a batman comic, Bruce is described as a socialite. It's a way better foil to being batman if you ask me. I mean, of course a socially awkward guy who looks like a dorky serial killer and cant talk to people at a party would be the one to beat criminals up at night. He shouldn't wear it on his cuff. That's the thing, bruce wayne is more or less the mask. Being batman liberates Bruce. Thats pretty much who he is, he has to pretend to be a sleazy socialite who doesnt beleive in batman to cover up.
Well if that argument works then people who pick apart Batman and Robin are vultures and Batman Forever dared to go where the series never went and did so by taking some liberties with the source material.. (Which is funny, Batman Forever is actually more accurate to the comics, go figure)The arrogant ass persona from most the comics, and from Batman Begins, is a means to achieve an end. Batman'89 took a different route that reached the same destination.
For Michael Keaton to act like a snob to throw others off the scent would've been, to me, needless.
Whether by a playboy facade (Bale), or an innate unintimidating psychique (Keaton), it achieves the end of Gothamites never suspecting Bruce Wayne to be the elusive vigilante. For some fans, that doesn't work. It works for me. Why?
"Giant menacing, supernatural form."
"I'm telling you man, a giant bat!"
"Is there a six foot bat in Gotham City?"
The ears on the Batsuit, the heels of his boots, the shadows he cast by lamplight, all served in projecting a creature that was perceived by criminals to be much taller than in actuality.
What B89 did was CLEVER. It dared to take liberties in that department, and it payed off.
I believe fans who isolate B89 for derision are comparable to vultures. They feed off the easy targets, the vulnerable, or the already dead. Critic bravery is along the lines of pointing out flaws in Batman Begins.
The arrogant ass persona from most the comics, and from Batman Begins, is a means to achieve an end.
You're insulting Tim Burton on a personal level? That's an unwise decision. The man you just titled a ****** has made a life for himself. An artist is motivated to leave their progressive mark on the world before they hit the grave. If Burton was to die today, without having done any more future projects, rest assured he's already made his mark. It's there... and it's a style worth admiring.
Umm that arrogant ass persona is exclusive to Batman Begins. In 20 years of reading Batman comics I never saw it in any comic written before that movie. Matter of fact that was pretty much 1980's Tony Stark right there. Granted I digged it a lot and it's one of my favorite aspects of that movie but honestly Keaton's Wayne has more in common with the comic counterpart than Bale does in the respect that he's hell of a lot more "bimbo" than "a-hole".
Begins took it to extremes, but the concept is that Bruce Wayne is spoiled, and has an overt hightened sense of entitlement.
Im glad to know that you digged through it alot.Umm that arrogant ass persona is exclusive to Batman Begins. In 20 years of reading Batman comics I never saw it in any comic written before that movie. Matter of fact that was pretty much 1980's Tony Stark right there. Granted I digged it a lot and it's one of my favorite aspects of that movie but honestly Keaton's Wayne has more in common with the comic counterpart than Bale does in the respect that he's hell of a lot more "bimbo" than "a-hole".