Transformers The Transformers Caption Thread

[Dr. Fate]

BONECRUSHER: "Are you with the Jehovah Witnesses?"

 

[CrashNburn]

Good job team, we defeated the decepticons with only 50 humans killed in the crossfire, a new record!!!

LOL!! THIS ONE"S GOOD!

 

[Nathan]

Bonecrusher: "Why are you running? I just wanna give you a hug."

Prime: "I'm telling you for the last time, I'm not programmed that way!"

 

[SuperNewGuy]

Eat your heart out, Apollo Anton Ohno!

 

[SuperNewGuy]

Tim Burton's version of Arcee

 

[That-Guy]

Tim Burton's version of Arcee

Ah yes... from the abandoned "Transformer Lives" project, wasn't it?

 

[That-Guy]

Guy driving truck: Hmmm... yeah, I think I saw something like this in a movie once. See, that there is Ultraman. He's a superhero of sorts. He can shrink down to a normal-size guy or grow up to 50 feet tall like he is now and blast laser beams. That other one yonder is MechaGodzilla. He's a mean one. Tramples whole cities and sh** over in Japan or somewhere. Looks like were about to see a fight!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Bonecrusher: "Why are you running? I just wanna give you a hug."

Prime: "I'm telling you for the last time, I'm not programmed that way!"

Hehehe, Brokeback Cybertron.

OPTIMUS PRIME: "I hate it when the natives leave their trash all over the place."

 

[SuperNewGuy]

Ah yes... from the abandoned "Transformer Lives" project, wasn't it?

Yep, that's the one! t:

 

[Dr. Fate]

BONECRUSHER: "Aren't you the Mega-Zord?"

 

[nosebleed.]

Bonecrusher - "HEY PRIME, hurry up...YOUR FLY IS UNZIPPED!!"

Prime - "OH ****...thanks!!"

 

[DorkyFresh]

dude in truck: damn, i need to stop shroomin'...

 

[Dr. Fate]

GUY IN TRUCK: "Ten bucks on the one that looks like a bug!"

 

[Dr Lee]

Guy in truck--- I knew i shouldn't have eaten those mushrooms earlier

 

[DorkyFresh]

Guy in truck--- I knew i shouldn't have eaten those mushrooms earlier

why u gotta be copyin' me and shi+?! hehe

 

[That-Guy]

Come on guys... at least give me a cameo like you did in those Transformer comics books!

(sigh) The sad thing is, even he looks more like me than that sh**ty Michael Bay design.

 

[Dr Lee]

Soz Dorky, didn't see your post.

 

[Dr. Fate]

Come on guys... at least give me a cameo like you did in those Transformer comics books!

(sigh) The sad thing is, even he looks more like me than that sh**ty Michael Bay design.

Hehehehe

MEGATRON: "What do you mean I'm voiced by the guy who voiced Fred on Scooby Doo?!"

 

[That-Guy]

Joel Schumacher's Optimus Prime

 

[SuperNewGuy]

Prime: (dancing) Yo, BoneCRUSHA! Let's show the Earth-homies how we kick it back at Cybertron!

Bonecrusher: AAAAHHH YEEEEEEEAAAHH (starts doing the centipede and accidentally blows something up)

Prime: HIS bad!!

Guy in truck: For the love of God, take out the Will Smith CD!!!!!!!!

 

[Dr. Fate]

SuperNewGuy, That-Guy, very funny dudes.

OPTIMUS PRIME: "I don't know why the rum's gone, I swear!"

 

[CFlash]

Joel Schumacher's Optimus Prime

He he. I guess things could be a lot worse.

Tho... that isn't all that far off from what we're gettin.

 

[Dr. Fate]

MEGATRON: "I want tickets to the opening of Spider-Man 3!"

 

[That-Guy]

Spike: WOW! His head is even bigger than Jennifer Hudson's!

 

[xwolverine2]

Tim Burton's version of Arcee

LOL!!t: