Transformers The Transformers Caption Thread

[Matrix_Fan]

"Here you go. This'll make you feel better."

"I can't swallow that!"

"Well then good news.....it's a suppository."

 

[Arcturus]

Bonecrusher: Hey Optimus Prime! Hey PRIME! PRIME! PRIME! PRIME! How many Autobots does it take to screw in a energon cube?

Optimus Prime: Ugh, not this joke again...

 

[nosebleed.]

"Here you go. This'll make you feel better."

"I can't swallow that!"

"Well then good news.....it's a suppository."

t:

 

[Dr. Fate]

PRIME: "Now hear this, now hear this - guns don't kill people. Decepticons kill people."

 

[Creature SH]

PRIME: "Now hear this, now hear this - guns don't kill people. Decepticons kill people."

Sometimes, Guns are Decepticons, though....

 

[ragdus]

No ****. That's exactly what he was saying.

 

[That-Guy]

yeah...just ask megatron......

Yeah but in this movie, the phrase would go something like "Guns don't kill people. Alien jets kill people."

 

[ABVH]

Optimus look down...

I can't...none of us can...
This idiotic design prevents normal field vision

 

[AyeCapn]

Optimus look down...

I can't...none of us can...
This idiotic design prevents normal field vision

pwnt

 

[CFlash]

Optimus look down...

I can't...none of us can...
This idiotic design prevents normal field vision

Fortunately, I'm a robot. I have scanners that give me full 360 vision. These "eyes" are purely vestiges. Kinda like your toes.

 

[DorkyFresh]

Optimus look down...

I can't...none of us can...
This idiotic design prevents normal field vision

lol! hilarious!

Fortunately, I'm a robot. I have scanners that give me full 360 vision. These "eyes" are purely vestiges. Kinda like your toes.

 

[Dr. Fate]

OPTIMUS PRIME: "Does anyone know where a heroic Autobot leader can get a good deal on gas?"

 

[That-Guy]

"Well, if this isn't proof that Hollywood is racist. My first chance at a feature film and they made me white!"

 

[CrashNburn]

"Here you go. This'll make you feel better."

"I can't swallow that!"

"Well then good news.....it's a suppository."

LOL!!t:

 

[nightcrawler01]

News Reporter: Optimus Prime, how confident are you that the American people will vote for you in the upcoming election?

Optimus Prime: I am confident, I am not red, white and blue for no reason

 

[Dr. Fate]

News Reporter: Optimus Prime, how confident are you that the American people will vote for you in the upcoming election?

Optimus Prime: I am confident, I am not red, white and blue for no reason

Bwahahahaha!

I also like Prime's comment on racist Hollywood.

SPRINGER: "Say hello to my little friend!"

 

[Anti-Moderator]

"It's a boy!"

 

[That-Guy]

"And now it's time for Springer's Final Thought. Whether you're an Autobot or a Decepticon, you have every right to gratify yourself by whatever means are necessary. Don't let your peers tell you that what you're doing is wrong just because they don't understand it. Remember: we're all hiding something underneath. Thanks, and I'll see you all at this time tomorrow."

 

[Dr. Fate]

SPRINGER: "Ah, finally found my anti-Michael Bay bomb!"

 

[Matrix_Fan]

SPRINGER: "I've got better thing to do tonight than deal with Bay-Haters"

 

[Dr. Fate]

SPRINGER: "This is what puts the 'spring' in 'springer', if you know what I mean."

ARCEE: "Oh does it now?"

 

[That-Guy]

What the hell? My pectorals are fogging up again! Damn it, Spike and that hot chick must have snuck in my side door when I wasn't looking. I feel so violated...

 

[Dr. Fate]

What the hell? My pectorals are fogging up again! Damn it, Spike and that hot chick must have snuck in my side door when I wasn't looking. I feel so violated...

Bwahahahahaha!

ARCEE: "How big is that gun?"

OPTIMUS PRIME: "Big enough, ma'am."

SPRINGER: "Boss, no! She's mine! I called dibs on her!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

"Feed me, Seymour!"

 

[Hotwire]

My... Precious!