Transformers The Transformers Caption Thread

[nosebleed.]

STOP!!!





Hammer TIME!!!

 

[Jimmy, GL]

Nuff said.

 

[Dr. Fate]

Nuff said.

Hahahahahaha

OPTIMUS PRIME: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

BORG QUEEN: "Like Hell you didn't!"

 

[Nathan]

G1 Starscream: Any last words chicken imposter?

Chickenscream: Long live Bay!

G1 Starscream: FIRE!

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Small Metroplex: Damn this kitbash is gonna kick my ass when Mark gets finished...sigh.

 

[Jimmy, GL]

Is that Autobot city?

 

[y2jversion1]

Is that Autobot city?

Yeah, some dude over at tfw2005.com is doing a fully transformable Metroplex kitbash from scratch which'll stand like 3-4 feet tall in robot mode. He's got lights in the towers and everything!

 

[Jimmy, GL]

Yeah, some dude over at tfw2005.com is doing a fully transformable Metroplex kitbash from scratch which'll stand like 3-4 feet tall in robot mode. He's got lights in the towers and everything!

Holy ***** I would love to get my hands on that. t: I hope he completes it and does it well.

 

[blind_fury]

G1 Starscream: Any last words chicken imposter?

Chickenscream: Long live Bay!

G1 Starscream: FIRE!

Hahaha! t:

 

[Dr. Fate]

"Kneel before Prime!"

 

[Avangarde]

"Pull my finger"

 

[nosebleed.]

All Autobots...THERE'S BAY!! GIT HIM!!!

 

[Dr. Fate]

OPTIMUS PRIME: "I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this ****ing face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this ****ing face. I make that **** work. It does whatever the **** I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little ****, none of you little ****s out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little ****. Then I rub my nose with it."


On a similar note -

OPTIMUS PRIME: "Affleck, you the bomb in Phantoms, yo!"

 

[That-Guy]

"Only YOU can prevent forest fires."

 

[That-Guy]

Starscream! Now in ALBINO!

 

[That-Guy]

Coming soon to a Wal-Mart DVD Discount Bin near you...

TREMORS 5: TREMFORMERS

 

[That-Guy]

"Duuuuude... that hydroponic stuff that Bumblebee gave me was killer... I'm seeing planets and sh**..."

 

[That-Guy]

"You know what they say about guys with big feet..."

 

[Jimmy, GL]

"You know what they say about guys with big feet..."

Big shoes! *ba-bum pish*

 

[Dr. Fate]

"Only YOU can prevent forest fires."

Hahahahahaha

OPTIMUS PRIME: "Remember, stay away from drugs, gangs, and cyberporn on the internet, and you can be president some day."

 

[That-Guy]

"Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! That... just turned into a plane! That just turned into... oh sh** it's Starscream!!!!"

 

[That-Guy]

"(sigh) No, for the last time, I'm NOT that little CGI robotic football player you saw jumping around the screen during last night's game."

 

[Dr. Fate]

"(sigh) No, for the last time, I'm NOT that little CGI robotic football player you saw jumping around the screen during last night's game."

Hahahahaha; both were funny That-Guy.

OPTIMUS PRIME: "Hey, he stole that guy's pizza!"

 

[That-Guy]

Thanks, Fate. Yours have been great too. Gotta love the Spidey 2 references.

"Even with a metal mouthpiece that completely muffles my voice, I'll bet you whatever I'm saying makes a hell of a lot more sense than when George W. Bush holds a press conference."

 

[DOG LIPS]

"Hakuna Matata!"