The Transformers Caption Thread

1) Thank you.
2) Bwahahahahaha

Holy crap, WTF is that?


OPTIMUS PRIME: "You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring!"

CHEETOR: "Great! Where are we going?"

 

"Prime & Megs' might have huge energy cannons, but my "blaster" blows away the competition..ain't that right ladies?"

or

(for those familiar with South Park and the 9/11 conspiracy episode)

"Ooh I've got such a raging clue! And it's pointing that way... oh yeah..."

 

"Mail mother****er!" (Eurotrip referance).


Journalist: "President Prime, it has been suggested that there has been a substantial amount of tax evasion and other related subjects within your cabinet. Would you mind specifying the accused?

Prime: "Um...THAT GUY!"

 

ooooh blocky

 

I just found these at VG Cats. Enjoy the second one may be a little racy. Sorry.

 

Thank you That-Guy.


PRIME: "Evil! Pure and simple from the 8th Dimension!"

 

OPTIMUS PRIME: "Woe unto thee, oh Israel! You have sinned a great sin in the sight of God!"

 

Bwahahahahahahaha!

Is that really Star Scream?


OPTIMUS PRIME: "From this day forward, all toilets shall be known as... Megatrons!"

MEGATRON: "Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Can you guess which Mel Brooks' film inspired that quote?

 

Men in tights?

 

You are correct sir.


PRIME: "I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the American way."


"You're gonna end up fighting every elected official in this country."

 

OPTIMUS PRIME: "There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that **** for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a mother****er before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some **** this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd."

 

SHWING!

 

OPTIMUS PRIME: "A guy who dresses up like a bat clearly has issues."

 

It would be so awesome if Cullen said that in the movie. Or in general, to be fair

 

Yup.


OPTIMUS PRIME: "Find the halflings!"

 

Oi! Can't you see I'm on the crapper??? Get that damn camera out of here!!!

 

Hahahahahaha

Again: Bwahahahahaha!

Yours was also funny, Dog Lips.


OPTIMUS PRIME: "Shire! Baggins!"