Transformers The Transformers Caption Thread

[Dr. Fate]

"For the LAST time... it's Uni-CRON! Not EUNUCH! UNI-CRON!!! YOU GOT THAT?!!!"

"Dreadfully sorry, mate."

Hahahahaha

OPTIMUS PRIME: "Get outta the john! Get outta the john!"

Sorry, based on an old caption I saw in Wizard magazine many moons ago.

 

[Creature SH]

Hey, Skywarp... Is it just me or does something smell like crap here ?

 

[That-Guy]

Something about this picture seems very familiar...

Oh yeah, there it is...

 

[That-Guy]

"Spider-man webbed my boobs."

 

[That-Guy]

"I am your father! Search your feelings. You know them to be true."

"Well, I guess that would explain a lot..."

 

[CFlash]

Something about this picture seems very familiar...

Oh yeah, there it is...

Genius!

 

[That-Guy]

Thanks!

 

[That-Guy]

Before Magneto got control over his powers, the results of going anywhere were often chaotic. Here we see what happened one day in the spring of 1972 when he was visiting a junkyard.

 

[That-Guy]

"Hey!!! Why the f**k weren't we involved with this movie?!!"

 

[That-Guy]

"Jazz? Transformers? What the hell are ya'll talkin' 'bout? Everyone knows there's one and only one Jazz."

 

[That-Guy]

... What happened to this thread? Come on, somebody post something... I'm having a really sh**y... um... year.

 

[That-Guy]

"Alas, poor Yorick..."

 

[Avangarde]

"To be or not to be, that is the question"

 

[That-Guy]

"Yeah, I know I'm pretty much a Galactus rip-off, but I make a damn cool action figure!"

 

[That-Guy]

"Finally, a reason for me to play football!!!"

 

[That-Guy]

Do you know why they call me Ratchet? Because I sure as hell don't...

 

[Jimmy, GL]

On satruday night it's the biggest game of the season. The Brooklyn big suits vs. the Cybertron Autobots. Catch it this saturday on TF TV.

 

[That-Guy]

got head?

 

[Dr. Fate]

"I am your father! Search your feelings. You know them to be true."

"Well, I guess that would explain a lot..."

hahahahaha

"I'm not the Megazord!"

 

[That-Guy]

Bumblebee: Well, hey buddy, since you're down there...

 

[Dr. Fate]

OPTIMUS PRIME: "Abortions for some, small flags for others!"

 

[That-Guy]

"Damn you, Unicron! I look like I have a giant uncircumcised penis on my arm!!!"

 

[That-Guy]

Nah, this one's just too easy.

 

[Dr. Fate]

Nah, this one's just too easy.

I'm coming up blank.

GALVATRON: "I am not Spock!"

 

[Creature SH]

! eM pleH