Transformers The Transformers Caption Thread

[Dr. Fate]

Okay, we all know how this works. If you don't, go check out the Batman or Superman or Spider-Man Caption threads for reference. Here we go...

WOO-HOO!!! After 20 years we finally got another movie! Finally, Hollywood acknowledges that there IS a place for talking cars and trucks on the silver screen!!!!

Yawn.

Hahahahahahaha

OPTIMUS PRIME: "I must break you."

 

[Theweepeople]

Ta-da!!!!

Where are Megatron's eyes?!!!

 

[DOG LIPS]

Where are Megatron's eyes?!!!

He ripped them out so he wouldn't have to look at himself.

 

[Avangarde]

He ripped them out so he wouldn't have to look at himself.

ROFLOL

 

[*Dead*End*]

Ta-da!!!!

Best caption yet!

 

[*Dead*End*]

"Global Warming coming atcha maaaan! Cough!"

 

[nosebleed.]

Michael Bay's been yelling all day on set and now I've got a headache thiiiiiis big.

 

[Dr. Fate]

OPTIMUS PRIME: "Resistance is futile."

 

[Morgoth]

"Beefcake!"

 

[y2jversion1]

My Internet cock is THIS big!!

 

[CFlash]

^ ^ ^
LOL. Funniest post ever.

 

[Dr. Fate]

SILVERBOLT: "Yo, where the love for Beast Wars, y'all? When do we get our friggin' movie?"

 

[Avangarde]

"WAAAAZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPP!"

 

[Jimmy, GL]

My Internet cock is THIS big!!

Peter: NOOOOO!!!!

 

[Avangarde]

What do you mean I'm blocky, atleast I look like me.

 

[Avangarde]

"I'm what? Blackouts arse, who the hell is Blackout anyway?"

 

[Avangarde]

"Yellow? Yellow dammit, screw you guys I'm outta here."

 

[Avangarde]

 

[Dr. Fate]

What do you mean I'm blocky, atleast I look like me.

Hehehehe, good one!

OPTIMUS PRIME: "Yes, it's true. I voiced the Predator."

 

[Dr. Fate]

Bwahahahahahaha!

OPTIMUS PRIME: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

 

[AyeCapn]

Bwahahahahahaha!


OPTIMUS PRIME: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

Say "what" again

 

[Dr. Fate]

Say "what" again

Thank you.

OPTIMUS PRIME: "I need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale. It cannot be corrected, but I have no other way to fulfill my needs."

 

[*Dead*End*]

Bwahahahahahaha!

OPTIMUS PRIME: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

Optimus reading from the Bible?

 

[CFlash]

Optimus reading from the Bible?

I think he meant the quote in context of Pulp Fiction. You've never seen it?

 

[*Dead*End*]

I think he meant the quote in context of Pulp Fiction. You've never seen it?

Loooooong time ago [in a galaxy far, far away]. It was Sam Jackson saying that quote right?