Transformers The Transformers Caption Thread

[Avangarde]

I don't want to pull his trigger.

Very very old joke lol

 

[bdsproductions]

Come here Danny, daddy just wants to have a word with you...

 

[bdsproductions]

Wassup homies?

 

[Dr. Fate]

^Hehehe, nice.

SOLDIER #1: "Game over man! Game over!"

 

[Aeus]

lol bdsproductions.

 

[nosebleed.]

I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.

 

[shigsy2003]

The scay thing is that works perfectly.

 

[KenK]

I know, right! It fits perfectly with Megatron's personality.

 

[VolgusZildrohar]

^Hehehe, nice.

SOLDIER #1: "Game over man! Game over!"

good one!!!!

SOLDIER #1: What the **** are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?

SOLDIER #2: Maybe we could build a fire, sing a couple of songs, huh? Why don't we try that?

 

[Timstuff]

"I'm never ridin' dirty again, honest!"

 

[Creature SH]

"...And then they showed me what they had given me for a face and.... and.... I just can't go on like that, y'know, man ?"
"Yes. Entirely. Can you take that thing away from my crotch now ? ...Please ?"

 

[GSFOR]

I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.

That's agent Smith talking to neo in the first Matrix.

 

[KenK]

That's agent Smith talking to neo in the first Matrix.

Actually, he was talking to Morpheus. Get it right!

 

[GSFOR]

KenK yes you are correct sir...that's a beautiful statement though.

 

[Ghost Ridin']

Megatron you need to stop trying to get all up in my Kool-aid or I'm gonna have to break you off a little somtin somtin.

No Optimus Prime I shall not stop trying to get in your Kool-aid your Kool-aid is mine.
I've worked to hard to not be able to tap that Kool-aid all night long.

Wait a minute, what are you talking?
I was using Kool-aid as a metaphor for my business, you know because I'm hip and I say things like my bad now.
But it sounded like you were using Kool-aid as a metaphor for my suple a**.
So whats going on here?

Yes a metaphor for your bussiness, yeah that's what I was talking about.
..........Soooooo are things gonna be weird between us now oooorrrrrr.
Yeah I'll just go or someting.

Yeah I think that would be best...................Well I guess I'd better hit the ol' dusty trail myself.

 

[Twin2]

Soldier1: Please god let black person horror movie cliche kick in please god...

 

[That-Guy]

After losing the war to the Autobots, Barricade decides to take up a new profession as a personal trainer.

"OKAY BUD, THE FIRST THING WE'RE GOING TO WORK ON IS A MORE EFFECTIVE STYLE OF PUSH-UP. INSTEAD OF JUST PUSHING OFF OF THE GROUND LIKE YOU WOULD NORMALLY, JUST GRIP BOTH SIDES OF A CAR LIKE THIS AND LIFT YOURSELF UP. COMPLETE TWELVE REPS AND THEN PUSH INWARD WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT ON THE LAST ONE AND COMPACT THE CAR UNTIL YOU TOTAL IT. THEN MOVE ONTO ANOTHER VEHICLE. YOU GOT THAT? OKAY! YOUR TURN!"

 

[AyeCapn]

OMG SHIA I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH??? OMG FRENZY WILL NEVER BELIEVE THIS!! LIKE I LOVED YOU IN DISTURBIA AND I HAVE ALL YOUR TEEN BEAT INTERVIEWS AND...


*faints*

 

[That-Guy]

Prime: F**k me did any of you see that?!! He just ripped a bus in half with one of his farts!!! I'm getting the hell out of here!!!!

 

[Hotwire]

Blades of Glory 2!!!:Taken' It to the Streets!!

 

[Hotwire]

Prime: Ultra Magnus?!?! Is that you??

 

[CFlash]

Prime: Ultra Magnus?!?! Is that you??

LOL.

Truck: Rodimus Prime, is that you?

 

[Avangarde]

Bonecrusher: Hey Prime, see that bus back there? Mike Bay was in it.

Prime: Really? High five dude.

 

[That-Guy]

*Chariots of Fire* music plays in the background

 

[AyeCapn]

LOL.

Truck: Rodimus Prime, is that you?

I lolled