Transformers The Transformers Caption Thread

[That-Guy]

Barricade: Time for a purple nurple!!!

 

[AyeCapn]

Bonecrusher: "Well, hello there, good lookin! Man, I am one FINE sum*****!

 

[That-Guy]

Damn it... okay, where'd you guys hide my viagra this time?

 

[AyeCapn]

Damn it... okay, where'd you guys hide my viagra this time?

ROFLes

 

[DorkyFresh]

Bonecrusher talking to the bus: hey sweety, wait up! lemme get your digits! they don't call me BONEcrusher for nothin'!

 

[KenK]

No, Barricade! Not like this! NOT LIKE THIS!!

 

[DorkyFresh]

Not like this! NOT LIKE THIS!!

Matrix? hehe

 

[That-Guy]

Turn around boy! Missionary is only for wimps and virgins!

 

[KenK]

Matrix? hehe

Family Guy, actually. The episode where Peter imagines he's Molly Wringwald at the end of 16 Candles.

 

[kooldude88]

Good job team, we defeated the decepticons with only 50 humans killed in the crossfire, a new record!!!

 

[nosebleed.]

^^

 

[Sentinel X]

BUSH: I wanna support my supporters and all those who support the war!
CROWD: YEAH!!!

BUSH: Hey dick!!
CHENEY: Please call me Cheney sir..
BUSH: What is that thing?
CHENEY: OH ****!!!!

 

[DorkyFresh]

Oh How I Wish!!!

 

[That-Guy]

"Autobots, Decepticons, blah blah f**king blah. WHEN THE HELL ARE WE GOING TO GET OUR GODDAMNED MOVIE?!!!"

 

[That-Guy]

Guess which three GoBots are happy to see you.

 

[That-Guy]

"You think you've got it bad? My parents named me Dumper. Seriously. DUMPER."

 

[That-Guy]

"Hey, that's better than being called "Pumper!" Of course... it's not my real name... just something they started calling me in junior high after I got caught in the girls' locker room..."

 

[That-Guy]

"I don't know what the two of you are complaining about. Look at me! I got stuck with the name MAJOR MO! Of course, maybe they're just jealous because my custom paint job is FABULOUS!!!!"

 

[CFlash]

Since you guys brought it up: t:

Yeah I'm a Gob-- I mean, Starscream damnit. Yeah that's the ticket. Hold on, let me go put on my wings.

 

[AyeCapn]

Since you guys brought it up: t:

Yeah I'm a Gob-- I mean, Starscream damnit. Yeah that's the ticket. Hold on, let me go put on my wings.

Winnar!

 

[Dr. Fate]

*Chariots of Fire* music plays in the background

Hehehe.

OPTIMUS PRIME: "I'm gonna go Bobby Brown on yo ass!"

 

[Avangarde]

Dear lord, Gobot FTL :

 

[Shinobi Rendar]

Frenzy: " How bout' them Lakers? Mind if i borrow the sports section?"

 

[That-Guy]

BUSH: I wanna support my supporters and all those who support the war!
CROWD: YEAH!!!

BUSH: Hey dick!!
CHENEY: Please call me Cheney sir..
BUSH: What is that thing?
CHENEY: OH ****!!!!

This one is quite classic.

 

[That-Guy]

Bonecrusher: OPEN YOUR DOOR!!! THERE IS A BOMB ON YOUR BUS!!! IF YOU DROP BELOW 50 MILES AN HOUR, IT'LL EXPLODE!!!!

Bonecrusher: ... Oh, well.