The unAUTHENTIC DC Boards Lounge version 8.7

[lixdexia]

i just got slapped with knowledge

 

[Lobo]

Loving that avvy Kane!

 

[Kane52630]

Thanks!


Also my body was not ready for that new The Dark Knight Rises trailer.

 

[sandwraith]

Heh, I remember when I got my posting after Medic Conversion. The guy in front of me got a permanent posting in Brunei. Which is essentially the middle of no where.

 

[WompuM]

**** me. That **** was insane. Kan, what's the deal with your avy? Was undertaker's brother incognito at some point?

 

[Kane52630]

**** me. That **** was insane. Kan, what's the deal with your avy? Was undertaker's brother incognito at some point?

lol Kane returned...and is finally wearing a mask.

[YT]IMz8LiI4A2M[/YT]

 

[WompuM]

****ing A! I'm going to Royal Rumble in Janurary and need some cliffnotes of storylines.

 

[Kane52630]

I'd love those cliffnotes too, I haven't kept up with WWE in a long ass time. Last monday was the first time in months I watched wrestling.

 

[Darthphere]

Good God Almighty it's KANE!

 

[WompuM]

Remember when he used to be tall & skinny? My buddy's step-dad went to high school with him here in Missouri.

 

[sandwraith]

CM Punk is gunning for the position Austin once held.

He's pretty damn entertaining.

 

[WompuM]

Who is this CM Punk you speak of? Is Vince still a ********? What is the status of DX and/or the NWO? Who's champ? Who's fueding with the champ? Who's the biggest face? Biggest heel?

 

[Kane52630]

Remember when he used to be tall & skinny? My buddy's step-dad went to high school with him here in Missouri.

Awesome, from what I heard Glen Jacobs (not only is a political guy) is a comic book nerd.

 

[sandwraith]

Who is this CM Punk you speak of? Is Vince still a ********? What is the status of DX and/or the NWO? Who's champ? Who's fueding with the champ? Who's the biggest face? Biggest heel?

Biggest face? Cena Biggest heel? Johnny Ace or as he calls himself now, John Laurinitus who has more or less taken over Vince's *****ebag role.

DX and NWO are defunct. In fact I don't think there's been a major stable since the Nexus broke up.

The WWE champ is the said CM Punk, who is as far as wrestling goes, an EXTREMELY talented athlete who has had years of experience wrestling in smaller promotions like Ring of Honor. Has a Straightedge gimmick (or actually lifestyle). Entertaining mike work, but does come off as a bit of a prick from time to time:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fee2AUUh2Pg

He's actually the reason I started watching wrestling again.

 

[chamber-music]

Here is my round up of Wrestling since I started watching it again this year.

CM Punk made wrestling worth watching again cutting great funny promos, wearing Kurt Russell's vest from Big Trouble In Little China and refusing to follow Vince McMahons stupid repackaging of the WWE like calling wrestling fans 'the wwe universe' and actually using the word wrestler instead of 'wwe superstar'.

CM Punk vs John Cena Money In The Bank match is one of the best wrestling matches of the decade.

Everyone over the age of 12 hates John Cena and his getting booed more than ever especially in the North East of the U.S. His having a fued with The Rock.

R-Truth turned heel and became hilarious. John Morrisson left the WWE.

Cody Rhodes and Dolph Ziggler upped their game and are two of the best heels in the WWE.

Kevin Nash came back and no one cared.

 

[Anubis]

You people are aware that CM Punk is just following the script that McMahon wrote (Or approved, I think Wrestling is where all the soap writers go after they get s**t canned.)

 

[Drz]

New Ghost Rider Spirit fo Vengeance trailer! Crazy Nic Cage for the win. =)

 

[Mystirious]

Crazy Nic Cage is the bestest Nic Cage

I've been thinking about buying that game, is it even better than the 2nd Saints Row game?

I would say that its even better and crazier than the last one for sure

Also my body was not ready for that new The Dark Knight Rises trailer.

No mere human body is ready for it

 

[SuperFerret]

Crazy Nic Cage is the only Nic Cage.

 

[The Morningstar]

Nic Cage is God.

 

[SuperFerret]

And God is crazy.

 

[Mystirious]

Which explains why he created bears and sharks to kill us

Crazy Nic Cage is the only Nic Cage.

And it is why he is amazing

Nic Cage is God.

You speak the truth

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Which explains why he created bears and sharks to kill us

But we have subverted God's will by making bears and sharks bow to us and fight each other for our perverse entertainment.

And then we sell the movie rights to SyFy.

 

[Mystirious]

But we have subverted God's will by making bears and sharks bow to us and fight each other for our perverse entertainment.

And then we sell the movie rights to SyFy.

And become rich and use those riches to buy more bears and sharks to train to fight each other

Circle of life

I hope to one day live on an island full of Bearsharks, shark/bear hybrids that defy nature and logic

 

[TheCorpulent1]

They would be the greatest amphibian killing machines of all time.

Also, I bet they'd like honey.