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[Mystirious]

I know that I would watch that

I'd love to see them reviewing some of the more ridiculous films hollywood comes out with

Speaking of funny review shows I've been getting caught up on Diamanda Hagan's today. I'm in love with this lady

 

[Mystirious]

Oh my god Catwoman is on tv tonight

She's being saved from death by the healing power of cats

We need to get cats to hospitals everywhere

Frick that kitten walking up between her legs made me think it was going to do something that would change the genre of this movie

 

[Mystirious]

And now the cat is giving her cpr

This is amazing

 

[SuperFerret]

She was saved by the healing magic of cats in Returns too. The cats weren't the worst part of Catwoman by far.

 

[Mystirious]

White russian

No ice hold the vodka hold the kahlua

I see what she did there

She was saved by the healing magic of cats in Returns too. The cats weren't the worst part of Catwoman by far.

Very true

I actually am loving this movie in the same way I love Batman & Robin

The cats have given her super basketball playing ability!

And the desire to break into homes and steal motorbikes

JUST LIKE CATS DO

 

[RoughNTumble]

monster's ball is my favorite halle berry movie

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Statler and Waldorf need to do commentary on Catwoman.

Statler: Well it looks the cat gave Halle Berry magic basketball skills.

Waldorf: I wouldn't say it was magic.

Statler: Why do you say that?

Waldorf: Because she still can't dunk!

*Statler and Waldorf laughs*

 

[Mystirious]

Dat skintight leather

Dat whip

This film has some definite upsides

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

I KNOW RIGHT!

Spoiler

 

[Mystirious]

Statler and Waldorf need to do commentary on Catwoman.

Yep

Just have them in the corner of the screen commenting on it t:

 

[Kane52630]

All he wants is a damn sammich.

[YT]_meDCOnqWao[/YT]

 

[RoughNTumble]

I used to work at mcdonalds

I can make a sandwich in 12 seconds flat

 

[Darthphere]

Fast food is no joke. I worked one day in Burger King and I quit.

 

[Mystirious]

There is some serious flirting going on between her and this mostly evil blonde lady

My lesbian sense is tingling

Please let her end up with her at the end of this movie

All he wants is a damn sammich.

[YT]_meDCOnqWao[/YT]

No sammiches for him

 

[RoughNTumble]

I've only seen the last part of catwoman

my sister was watching it a few months ago and she asked me to join her for a hearty lawl

 

[Darthphere]

I just trolled my own Facebook.

 

[RoughNTumble]

did you post pics of your jumby or something

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

There is some serious flirting going on between her and this mostly evil blonde lady

My lesbian sense is tingling

Please let her end up with her at the end of this movie

You and I both wish that was actual ending.

At least Showgirls had the decency to have the two leads makeout (although briefly) at the end.

 

[Mystirious]

The puns oh god the puns

And this detective who she's using as a beard dating is more clueless than people who cannot figure out Bruce Wayne is Batman

Fast food is no joke. I worked one day in Burger King and I quit.

I don't blame you I don't think i would ever willingly work in a burger king

my sister was watching it a few months ago and she asked me to join her for a hearty lawl

I am LOLing quite heartily right now t:

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

I just trolled my own Facebook.

LEAVE RON PAUL ALONE!

 

[Darthphere]

LEAVE RON PAUL ALONE!

No but seriously, I'm tired of the endless "No one is paying attention to Ron Paul!" articles. That's because no one gives a **** and the Illuminati have already selected Mitt Romney.

 

[Mystirious]

You and I both wish that was actual ending.

At least Showgirls had the decency to have the two leads makeout (although briefly) at the end.

The Mystirious theory of movies is that all films can be made one hundred times better by adding lots of gay/lesbian romance to the plot

 

[Mystirious]

Now mostly evil blonde woman is calling her up at night to come over and she's in lingerie

If this was a better film this would totally lead to Cat-bow chicka wow wow

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

No but seriously, I'm tired of the endless "No one is paying attention to Ron Paul!" articles. That's because no one gives a **** and the Illuminati have already selected Mitt Romney.

Most likely.

 

[RoughNTumble]

my mom's voting for mitt romney because he's the prettiest