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Says one of the three comic fans who managed to stomach Smallville this long. :oldrazz:

Haha, I FFW through the episodes after I record them. It's mostly Clark/Lois relationship garbage but there's occasional super-feat.

Smallville has its moments though....last weeks episode "Booster" being a good example...probably the only live action Booster Gold any of us will ever see, but it was damn near perfect

I hate Booster Gold but that episode was pretty good. Mostly for Blue Beetle though.

Yeah... I wanted Supernatural to end last season... But sometimes we don't get what we want. This season had a few bright spots, though, so I'm not as annoyed as I was at the start of the season.

I enjoyed the Western episode much more than I thought I would.
 
Gross. Something's wrong with that Wayne kid.

you'd have issues too if you're parents got gunned down in front of you and you spent your adult life running around, dressed like a giant rodent pummeling criminals

you're not going to get your happy time the normal way.....lights off, shirt on, no talking, missionary just isn't going to cut it
 
you'd have issues too if you're parents got gunned down in front of you and you spent your adult life running around, dressed like a giant rodent pummeling criminals

you're not going to get your happy time the normal way.....lights off, shirt on, no talking, missionary just isn't going to cut it
Not even if he gets to do it through the little zipper-hole?
 
Bruce can only orgasm if the woman calls him "son".

edit: and then he cries.
 
I enjoyed the Western episode much more than I thought I would.

I liked it about as much as I enjoyed Back To The Future III, which isn't very much at all... But you need it to complete the trilogy...So...Meh. The gag with the ****es was funny.
 
and speaking of Bruce...we all know him and Wonder Woman have gone at it at least once....so did he leave the mask on or take it off??
 
Hey Fifth, you never got back to my PM.

A little context for you all. On Fifth's minecraft server someone was making a giant 30 story dragon sphinx dog type statue, and I added the hugest dong you've ever seen to it, and a craft set of balls to match. I go back on the server and the genetalia's gone and everyone's like "Womp, that was a dick move." and I'm like "Exactly!" and then I say how long and hard I worked on that penis and no one is laughing.

Bunch of stiffs you got on that server fifth.
 
and speaking of Bruce...we all know him and Wonder Woman have gone at it at least once....so did he leave the mask on or take it off??
On. He put on another mask over it, in fact. A mask in the likeness of his own mother.
 
Hey Fifth, you never got back to my PM.

A little context for you all. On Fifth's minecraft server someone was making a giant 30 story dragon sphinx dog type statue, and I added the hugest dong you've ever seen to it, and a craft set of balls to match. I go back on the server and the genetalia's gone and everyone's like "Womp, that was a dick move." and I'm like "Exactly!" and then I say how long and hard I worked on that penis and no one is laughing.

Bunch of stiffs you got on that server fifth.

I see what you did there....well played
 
He's lightened up recently. Now he can Rage**** a guy if he wears a Hal Jordan mask.


:hal: :hal: :hal:
 
Hey Fifth, you never got back to my PM.

A little context for you all. On Fifth's minecraft server someone was making a giant 30 story dragon sphinx dog type statue, and I added the hugest dong you've ever seen to it, and a craft set of balls to match. I go back on the server and the genetalia's gone and everyone's like "Womp, that was a dick move." and I'm like "Exactly!" and then I say how long and hard I worked on that penis and no one is laughing.

Bunch of stiffs you got on that server fifth.

:up:
 
Been watching 3rd Rock from the Sun on instant queue and the guy who plays Fraiser's dad starred briefly as a pretentious *****e artist/professor...it was weird.
 
I'm actually kind of wondering about Batman/Bruce Wayne's sex-life. I'm not sure how he'd manage to bang every glitzy Gotham socialite when he's got battle scars that would put Conan to shame.

Didn't any of these dames ever ask him about them?

I tend to think he'll only sleep with a chick who's in the business. Any babes he sees as Bruce Wayne he keeps as arm-candy.
 
His name is John F***ing Mahoney God dammit.
 
I know his goddamn name, but he'll always be the father of Frasier to me. ALWAYS!
 
Oh yeah? Well get a load of this. . .

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[blackout]BAM! Weeping Angel'd[/blackout]
 
Oh yeah, you think you may weep angel me, but

I'm listening
 
Hey Fifth, you never got back to my PM.

A little context for you all. On Fifth's minecraft server someone was making a giant 30 story dragon sphinx dog type statue, and I added the hugest dong you've ever seen to it, and a craft set of balls to match. I go back on the server and the genetalia's gone and everyone's like "Womp, that was a dick move." and I'm like "Exactly!" and then I say how long and hard I worked on that penis and no one is laughing.

Bunch of stiffs you got on that server fifth.

Man if you want a lady to enjoy that kind of thing you gotta ease into it, you pretty much just jumped on and stuck it in there. And then you took off and left her to clean the whole thing up herself.

I mean come on, it was bound to be a bit of a sore subject.
 
You know, I'm all for transparency and getting the full story out there but, did we really have to tell everyone Osama was unarmed when they shot him?
 
Yeah, I guess I shouldn't be surprised about all the hippies coming out of the woodwork. A bunch of pansies at Mrs. Womp's old college are protesting how many American flags there are on campus this week. That really caused me to Hulk the **** out.
 
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