The unDEAD DC Boards Lounge version 7.1

[Anubis]

 

[Hush]

Yeah, that first ep of the new Loony Toons show was pretty good.

What Channel nubs?

 

[Charlie Boy]

Nice Smile Time avi, Hush

 

[Darthphere]

So, what you are saying is, when it comes down to it, all this guy has over Rogen is good looks? Well, when it comes down to attraction, it is an interesting thing, because if you chose someone who was better looking over someone you, say, loved, then one day that oh so perfect face could come to look more horrific to you than any Quasimodo's back end of a bus face ever could. You could be sitting there on the couch with the symmetrical super-faced one, and realise with horror as he slowly turned towards you, that you really didn't ever love this Marlon Blando at all, and you threw away a chance at the real thing cause of a face.
That is why we ugly guys down at the ugly club do not worry about looks being a factor in this kind of thing.

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

In other words, if someone says something to you about your looks that you don't like, try not to get hung up about it, and see the funny side.

 

[The Morningstar]

A peculiar fellow is Thebumwhowalks. Not a bad thing though.

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

Ach, I think I have more normalacy in me than people think, it's just that I have not had much of a chance to be myself and be normal, as I have had a lot of crazy things happen to me in my life.
So I guess I have maybe developed some eccentric personality traits along the way in coping with the craziness, mainly along the lines of using humour to offset it I think.

 

[Mystirious]

I swear to God you guys. I swear to God.

You know you love us really Uncle Womp

 

[Tron Bonne]

Jesus, I got super drunk last night. Lost my glasses, smashed up my phone and someone else, made out with three girls and two of their boyfriends at the table next to us. Damn, now got I've got a hangover and my neighbor is blaring the **** out of some gangsta rap sounding garbage.

 

[Franklin Richards]

Jesus, I got super drunk last night. Lost my glasses, smashed up my phone and someone else, made out with three girls and two of their boyfriends at the table next to us. Damn, now got I've got a hangover and my neighbor is blaring the **** out of some gangsta rap sounding garbage.

Wow! You're like a Gretchen Wilson video.

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Do you clean up good?

 

[Tron Bonne]

It was pretty bad, not country song bad, but bad. I don't know what happened, honestly, I don't remember drinking that much at all but according to everyone else I was throwing back like nothing else.

 

[Franklin Richards]

Time for some "stick to your ribs" hangover food. I suggest Waffle House.

 

[Mystirious]

Waffles!

Belgian and potato all kinds taste great oh yes they do

 

[Drz]

Thor movie in 3 hours, OUTRAGEOUS!

 

[Anubis]

What Channel nubs?

Cartoon Network.

 

[Anubis]

Jesus, I got super drunk last night. Lost my glasses, smashed up my phone and someone else, made out with three girls and two of their boyfriends at the table next to us. Damn, now got I've got a hangover and my neighbor is blaring the **** out of some gangsta rap sounding garbage.

I need to party with you.............wait............Codename Sailor V?!

 

[Mystirious]

Enjoy it Drz! Been to see it twice and its amazing

Jesus, I got super drunk last night. Lost my glasses, smashed up my phone and someone else, made out with three girls and two of their boyfriends at the table next to us. Damn, now got I've got a hangover and my neighbor is blaring the **** out of some gangsta rap sounding garbage.

Heh sounds like you had a good night

Hangovers suck though. Hope your feeling better soon had a pretty fab night last night myself out with the girlfriend

 

[Franklin Richards]

I did my last performance of The Tempest yesterday. I have an audition on Sunday for Noises Off.

Damn theatre heathens! Making me audition on Mother's Day. Bah!

 

[Anubis]

Ugh, you're an actor?

God hates Thespians.

 

[Franklin Richards]

Indeed he does. My dream role is Salieri. That way I can hate him right back.


Just got rid of my beard. <Sorry Thor Premiere> Now I've got to get a haircut between now and Sunday.


So whatta ya think? A suit or casual wear for the audition? I'm trying out for a real estate agent.

 

[Anubis]

I'd go with a really bad suit from K-Mart.

 

[Franklin Richards]

K-mart sux. I have a suit from the Men's Wearhouse. Much nicer. And I can get a free pressing.

 

[Anubis]

Yeah, but you're going for an insurance salesman....you need a s**ty suit. What you gonna be doing, Glen Garry/GLen Ross?

 

[Mystirious]

I need to party with you.............wait............Codename Sailor V?!

Tron Bonne is a Sailor Scout now

Fighting evil by moonlight

Winning love by daylight

 

[Franklin Richards]

Yeah, but you're going for an insurance salesman....you need a s**ty suit. What you gonna be doing, Glen Garry/GLen Ross?

Well the show I'm auditioning for is Noises Off. Classic farce. If you ever saw the movie with Caine/Burnett/Reeve/Ritter, I'll be shooting for the Ritter part but I'll take the Reeve role. I just don't think I'm pretty enough for it.

I have a standard go-to list of monologues for auditions. One of them is from Glenn Gary. Might have to pull out the "**** you! That's my name!" piece and knock the rust off it.