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This is a continuation thread, the old thread is [split]353675[/split]

 

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This is a continuation thread, the old thread is [split]353049[/split]

 

[Tron Bonne]

How?

Just quit and go to resume on the main menu.

 

[Darthphere]

The rapture came with a new thread.

 

[chamber-music]

Threadbot strikes again!

 

[Manic]

Oh, that's right. The rapture was supposed to hit at 6pm today.

*checks clock*

I suspect the entire Eastern Hemisphere is gone, then.

 

[Drz]

I don't mind the threadbot. Bane movie picture didn't cause any lag to this forum and if it stays that way, i'm happy!

 

[Tron Bonne]

I find the concept of a rolling Rapture interesting. Wouldn't expect a lot of micromanaging for that.

 

[Darthphere]

Jesus can only destroy so much stuff at a time.

 

[Charlie Boy]

If and when the Rapture does hit, I'm taking shelter at work.

 

[Anubis]

Well, the Rapture isn't actually supposed to be the end of the world. The Rapture is where all of God's "Chosen" are snatched up to heaven, so they don't have to go through all the s**t that's supposed to go down for the seven years or so after. You know, dragons coming out of the seas. Angels running around with big ass flaming swords. ****e of Babylon aka LiLO. Or whatever.

 

[Tron Bonne]

LiLO?

 

[Manic]

The little girl who hangs out with Stitch?

 

[Anubis]

Yes. The little girl who hangs out with Stitch.


I believe that's also the nickname for Lindsey Lohan, but you could insert whatever ****ty celeb you feel comfortable with or whatever.

 

[Hush]

Part three already?

 

[Franklin Richards]

What happened to the title name change? I drew that damn cyber monkey in a balloon. Where's the love?

 

[Anubis]

We do it every 10 threads. So technically, this is Thread 72.

 

[Spike_x1]

Was hoping the Rapture would come in the form of a zombie apocalypse. I had a baseball bat ready to go and everything.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

The Rapture did happen, guys. You all know why you're still here, you filthy sinners. Nubs especially.

Speaking of heathens and such, I just watched Thor: Tales of Asgard. Man, did it suck. Thor is totally incompetent, the Warriors Three are lying shams, Sif and Valkyrie are man-hating femazons, the villain is a crazy dark elf who's not Malekith, Balder's not even in the goddamn movie, and the whole plot centers on the Twilight Sword rather than Thor proving his worth to wield Mjolnir. The only thing that made it bearable was that it had the Thor-centric episode from Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes as a bonus feature on the Blu-Ray, and Avengers is awesome.

 

[Anubis]

I don't know wtf you talkin' bout. I got raptured an hour ago. (I know! I'm just as shocked as you mofo's.) Yes heaven has internet access. No, the porn is not blocked. Also, there's mega porn up here. Ever wanted to see a threeway between an elephant, a gorilla, and one of those grey alien dudes? Well, only in heaven.

 

[Assassin]

I hate how everyone is dragging Jesus and other Christians in the mud because of this rapture crap that some ****** made up. In the Bible it says that no one will know the time or date. Stop including everyone in one old ****'s false prophecy.

 

[Anubis]

Eh, I care not.

 

[sandwraith]

I noticed something about Westerners. You guys seem rather taken with the concept of Rapture/Armageddon/Apocalypse and such.

Muslims believe in the Last Day too but for the most part don't really obsess over the time and date. The eschatology behind this part of religion varies from sect to sect, all part of some "learned" scholar's reading and interpretation of the said texts and a ***k load of imagination and self-indulgent beliefs and practices.

Take for example, the load of crap about the "72 virgins" thing. I've been a Muslim all my life and have passing knowledge of the religious texts but I've never interpreted this as me dying, going to heaven to have an orgy with forever-virgins. This interpretation only came up (and gained infamy) after the terrorists made their mark on the world and continues to prove these clowns know jack-**** about the religion they claim to fight for.

The End of Days is another thing which has no doubt be misinterpreted by thousands of self-said learned people, backing their findings and theories up with their own interpretations of Holy texts. No doubt, I'm sure Christian West thought the coming of the Ottoman Empire was a sign of the end days and the Muslim world probably felt the same at the Mongol Invasion.

Moral of the story? Don't bother 2nd guessing God. He is the King of Kings, and like all Kings, enjoys developing intrigues in His own court.

 

[Franklin Richards]

Poor Christians. Always getting the short end of the stick.

 

[Franklin Richards]

He is the King of Kings, and like all Kings, enjoys developing intrigues in His own court.

What a dick.