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[fifthfiend]

 

[Mystirious]

 

[fifthfiend]

SO the ads on this site tells me there's a Spider-Man game about Spider-Mans from alternate dimensions.

I wonder if they include the alternate dimension where Spider-Man sells his wife to Satan and then turns into a *****e.

 

[NightBeetle]

I wonder if they include the alternate dimension where Spider-Man sells his wife to Satan and then turns into a *****e.

Maybe in a DLC Pack

 

[fifthfiend]

Maybe in a DLC Pack

Haha, damn, that would be awesomely fitting.

 

[Mystirious]

I would buy that video game

Spoiler

And then set fire to it

 

[TheCorpulent1]

SO the ads on this site tells me there's a Spider-Man game about Spider-Mans from alternate dimensions.

I wonder if they include the alternate dimension where Spider-Man sells his wife to Satan and then turns into a *****e.

That's the default reality, which I think is called "Amazing" for the game. As in, the reality from Amazing Spider-Man, which totally hasn't counted since "One More Day."

Also, Brainiac invaded my class tonight.

 

[fifthfiend]

I would buy that

Spoiler

And then burn it

How on earth do you burn DLC?

 

[BlackLantern]

fifth....Jesus didn't say on the cross this long

 

[Anubis]

I would buy that

Spoiler

And then burn it

Okay but in digital software terms, that means you're gonna make a copy of it and possibly sell it illegally.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

fifth....Jesus didn't say on the cross this long

Yeah, that's because he died, you insensitive bastard.

 

[fifthfiend]

Dude Blanty, why you gotta talk **** about Jesus?

 

[BlackLantern]

cuz he was a long haired hippie.....that's why

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Jesus couldn't be a hippie because Peter, Paul, and Mary didn't exist in his time.

 

[Anubis]

Have you ever actually read the bible? Not really. He was more crazy cult leader than hippie.

 

[BlackLantern]

he was also black....how many white people do you know that roll twelve deep through the streets on a daily basis??

 

[Mystirious]

How on earth do you burn DLC?

I would find a way

Okay but in digital software terms, that means you're gonna make a copy of it and possibly sell it illegally.

Not what I meant 'Nubs

I meant that I would set fire to it

Somehow

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I thought he was... uh, whatever race they call Middle Eastern people. I never actually figured that out.

 

[Anubis]

he was also black....how many white people do you know that roll twelve deep through the streets on a daily basis??

Eminiem.....Is Eminiem Jesus?!?

 

[BlackLantern]

whatever he was, he sure as shootin' wasn't blonde haired and blue eyed

 

[Mystirious]

Eminiem.....Is Eminiem Jesus?!?

**** it all makes sense

 

[TheCorpulent1]

whatever he was, he sure as shootin' wasn't blonde haired and blue eyed

Brown-haired and brown-eyed, actually. That depiction was informed by Classical portrayals of Jupiter, which was the popular art style around the time early Christian art was developing. Initially, Jesus was based on Apollo, but they switched to Jupiter to emphasize his wisdom or something like that. The portrayal stuck, although now we're seeing a lot of attempts to portray Jesus more realistically.

 

[BlackLantern]

Brown-haired and brown-eyed, actually. That depiction was informed by Classical portrayals of Jupiter, which was the popular art style around the time early Christian art was developing. Initially, Jesus was based on Apollo, but they switched to Jupiter to emphasize his wisdom or something like that. The portrayal stuck, although now we're seeing a lot of attempts to portray Jesus more realistically.

thank you, Librarian

 

[Charlie Boy]

Wal-Mart employees deserve it. Should've worked at Target instead.

I worked at Target, Wal-Mart pays more.. But I'd go back there before even considering working at Wal-Mart.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Target is so totally better than Wal-Mart in every way. Wal-Mart just feels dirty and depressing compared to Target to me.

thank you, Librarian

I owe that to my art history minor, actually.