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[BlackLantern]

nice....Art History is good for something

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Yeah, knowing why Jesus is painted like Whitey. Also, I can tell you the difference between a Doric, Ionic, and Corinthian column.

 

[fifthfiend]

I worked at Target, Wal-Mart pays more.. But I'd go back there before even considering working at Wal-Mart.

Nothing's worth having to wear those ridiculous ****ing aprons.

...The only thing I have against target is I seem to always end up going in there on the day I happen to be wearing a red shirt, so I always end up getting mistaken for an employee of Target.

 

[BlackLantern]

Wal-Mart is slowly getting rid of the aprons

 

[fifthfiend]

cuz he was a long haired hippie.....that's why

I think it's time you got yourself right, Blantie.

Got yourself right with Jesus.

 

[Mystirious]

Yeah, knowing why Jesus is painted like Whitey. Also, I can tell you the difference between a Doric, Ionic, and Corinthian column.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Nothing's worth having to wear those ridiculous ****ing aprons.

...The only thing I have against target is I seem to always end up going in there on the day I happen to be wearing a red shirt, so I always end up getting mistaken for an employee of Target.

I never wear red, so I've never had that problem. I always seem to go to Target when it's jam-f***ing-packed, though. I've never been in there when it wasn't insanely busy.

 

[BlackLantern]

I think it's time you got yourself right, Blantie.

Got yourself right with Jesus.

me and Jesus are cool....he stays out of my business, I stay out of his

 

[Darthphere]

Nothing's worth having to wear those ridiculous ****ing aprons.

...The only thing I have against target is I seem to always end up going in there on the day I happen to be wearing a red shirt, so I always end up getting mistaken for an employee of Target.

I wore a Boston Celtics jersey to Target once and some dude came up to me and asked "Do you sell beer here?" I responded "Does it look like I work here?" He got pissed and told me to watch my attitude and I told him he should complain to my manager.

 

[BlackLantern]

I wore a Boston Celtics jersey to Target once and some dude came up to me and asked "Do you sell beer here?" I responded "Does it look like I work here?" He got pissed and told me to watch my attitude and I told him he should complain to my manager.

You should have grabbed your crotch and said "Here's my manager"

 

[Darthphere]

You should have grabbed your crotch and said "Here's my manager"

I was just shocked he thought I was working there while wearing a bright ass green Celtics jersey.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I wore a Boston Celtics jersey to Target once and some dude came up to me and asked "Do you sell beer here?" I responded "Does it look like I work here?" He got pissed and told me to watch my attitude and I told him he should complain to my manager.

He probably tried to. What a moron.

 

[Mystirious]

You should have grabbed your crotch and said "Here's my manager"

 

[Charlie Boy]

I never wear red, so I've never had that problem. I always seem to go to Target when it's jam-f***ing-packed, though. I've never been in there when it wasn't insanely busy.

Black friday and the week leading up to Christmas. Two times of the year you dread most in retail.

 

[lixdexia]

no fear of my personal favorite holiday, boxing day?

 

[Mystirious]

no fear of my personal favorite holiday, boxing day?

I Boxing Day

What is there to fear Lix

 

[lixdexia]

w.i.p. sketches for a b-day present i'm doing for a friend

Spoiler

 

[lixdexia]

I Boxing Day

What is there to fear Lix

the rush in the returns lane and having to sort and restock all manner of terrible gifts

 

[TheCorpulent1]

At least you've got a bit of fun from the novelty of some of them.

 

[Anubis]

Ugh, my Birthday is tomorrow. I always hoped I'd be dead by 30.

 

[NightBeetle]

w.i.p. sketches for a b-day present i'm doing for a friend

Spoiler

*****ing Awesome!!

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Oh yeah? Gimme a call sometime, Nubsy. I know a guy.

(This post has to be read in the sweet, dulcet tones of Andrew Dice Clay, by the way.)

 

[lixdexia]

At least you've got a bit of fun from the novelty of some of them.

who buys a light up sweater? even worse, of those who buy it who expects it to not be returned!?!

Ugh, my Birthday is tomorrow. I always hoped I'd be dead by 30.

cheer up *****, at least you're not turning 40. i'd post mc chris's "go robot, it's your birthday" but it says ***** so i can't.

*****ing Awesome!!

danke.

 

[Mystirious]

Oh yeah? Gimme a call sometime, Nubsy. I know a guy.

(This post has to be read in the sweet, dulcet tones of Andrew Dice Clay, by the way.)

Ugh, my Birthday is tomorrow. I always hoped I'd be dead by 30.

I hope to become a lesbian vampire and live forever

 

[Anubis]

Immortality is overrated. You spend most of it sleeping and pooping.