The unESCABLE DC Boards Lounge 9.8

[RoughNTumble]

That sounds more like kid sibling behavior than aunt behavior...

she's literally ******ed

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Oh, my bad. Dang, man, why couldn't you just take your poor aunt to the movies?

 

[Anubis]

Like, ******ed ******ed or just a bit slow ******ed?

...that was the whole point. It was meant to be a Greek tragedy, it wasn't a plot hole or faulty logic.

Ohhh, outdated plot points that didn't survive the stupid ages. I see.

 

[Roose Bolton]

The Greek's invented Sodomy dammit!

 

[Anubis]

Yeah, but there's a reason Gamoramy didn't make it, that's all I'm saying.

 

[RoughNTumble]

like full ******

and she threw herself on the ground and refused to go to the movies

guess i wasn't supposed to go either

 

[Anubis]

Ah, well. Get her some Ice Cream. She'll get over it.

 

[CConn]

My aunt's one of those over the hill burnouts who haven't aged since they smoked their first joint at 13. It's actually pretty interesting to watch that age out mixture of elder idiocy and adolescent narcissism.

 

[Anubis]

So, you're saying your aunt's a hot stoner?

 

[CConn]

On god, no. She's like the middle class version of someone you'd see on Cops.

 

[Anubis]

.....So a fat, sloppy, meth addict with a 401K?

 

[Darthphere]

Either way, Anubis is game.

 

[chamber-music]

Watching R.Kelly's new Trapped In The Closet.

So funny.

 

[Kane52630]

The blind prostitute.

 

[Anubis]

Either way, Anubis is game.

Non-Discriminating friend!

 

[Anubis]

Anybody play the Powerball?

550 Mil....that's kill your girlfriend and dump her in the middle of the ocean money right there.

 

[Hush]

I did not, I should have though.

 

[Kane52630]

I heard one of the winners lives pretty close to where I am.

 

[The Squirrel]

I heard one of the winners lives pretty close to where I am.

Oh really?

 

[Kane52630]

I say we team up and kick that guys ass and split the shares.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Crixus from Spartacus is playing Deathstroke in Arrow. Hahaha. Why is this a show?

 

[HighFivingMF]

Kane, you have to buy me a Rugrats t-shirt.

 

[HighFivingMF]

Crixus from Spartacus(also Flash from Spider-Man 1) is playing Deathstroke in Arrow. Hahaha. Why is this a show?

I'm 99.99% positive Flash in Spider-Man 1 was that Joe Manganello *****e from True Blood and How I Met Your Mother.

 

[Kane52630]

Kane, you have to buy me a Rugrats t-shirt.

First, Why?

and secondly, would you like a Reptar t-shirt?

 

[HighFivingMF]

First, Why?

and secondly, would you like a Reptar t-shirt?

Because I don't know. And absolutely.