The unREAL DC Boards Lounge 6.9

[lixdexia]

oh, and i have a new personal hero. saw a guy at the grocery store shopping in a tuxedo, i wish i could pull that off.

 

[sandwraith]

Pretty much. You have guys that do it for love of the game, then you have those who do it for money.

The speculation is, this was in retaliation to Sony's prosecution of "Geohot" a hacker who unlocked the PS3. He would not do something like this to steal information. Everything gets lost in translation.

Yeah, I get that some folks feel compelled to climb mountains, swim the English Channel and shoot an apple off the head of a firstborn son but Geohot made things hard to ignore by pretty much telling everyone he did it and was more than likely going to published a 10-steps list is Sony didn't step in with the lawsuit.

These things happen. People who climb/scale buildings for the love of it have to get arrested too. This..."reprisal" affects other people like me who've spent hard earned money to purchase a system I have confidence in to be entertained. Mother***kers are affecting gamers (like themselves, I'm assuming)just to give Sony some mud in the eye?

 

[SuperFerret]

Maneater is the greatest movie ever. Basically, Gary Busey terrorizes a small town and only an escaped tiger can save them.

 

[Mystirious]

Is the tiger the talking or non talking kind

oh, and i have a new personal hero. saw a guy at the grocery store shopping in a tuxedo, i wish i could pull that off.

Go for it Lix. You will never know until you try

 

[lixdexia]

i would try it, but i don't own a tux

 

[SuperFerret]

Non-talking. Though it inexplicably makes friends with a small boy who's either really poor or really autistic.

 

[Mystirious]

Maybe the tiger is Hobbes and wants a friend to replace Calvin

i would try it, but i don't own a tux

Awwwwww

 

[Anubis]

I learned the name of a new Fetish today.

Odontophilia: The act of being turned on by, and the pulling of teeth.

 

[lixdexia]

that's kind of disgusting...

 

[Anubis]

I find the whole licking of teeth thing to be kinda off putting. B

 

[Darthphere]

What do you call what LL Cool J has?

 

[Charlie Boy]

Damn... The pulling of teeth? How do you even discover you're into that sorta thing? Like... Do you get off on having your own teeth pulled or only seeing other peoples teeth pulled... Then you gotta wonder if they get off on watching people getting their teeth pulled against their will.

This new discovery has effed my mind tonight.

 

[Charlie Boy]

Also, I just found out there's a porn parody made for Home Improvement... This bugs me cause that cast was like 80% dudes. But I kinda wanna see it to see if they have Wilson layin it into some broad through a fence so we still can't see his face.

 

[sandwraith]

Need to do a real Camelot Update. With swords, and magic, and all that s**t. Had their chance back when Lord of the Rings hit. Coulda did a three picture deal starting with Arther getting on the throne and creating Camelot. The Quest for the Holy Grail, and then the fall.

I don't think Arthur made a quest for the Grail. That was Galahad, son of Lancelot if I'm not mistaken. Or Percival. I forget.

 

[Anubis]

I thought he sent them on that quest, and Galahad was the one that found it.

 

[Anubis]

Damn... The pulling of teeth? How do you even discover you're into that sorta thing? Like... Do you get off on having your own teeth pulled or only seeing other peoples teeth pulled... Then you gotta wonder if they get off on watching people getting their teeth pulled against their will.

This new discovery has effed my mind tonight.

Yeah, the prospect of Dental rape is kinda f**ked up.


Also, Eproctolagnia. The art of becoming sexually aroused by farts.

 

[lixdexia]

hahahahahaha, now that one is funny

 

[Anubis]

What do you call what LL Cool J has?

That licking his lips thing? I don't know. I'd put my junk in his mouth.

I'm talking about the act of licking some other person's teeth.

 

[Charlie Boy]

See, I've heard of the fart one... I've seen countless videos of Brazilian chicks just blowing ass into the face of another Brazilian chicks...And they're sooooo hot...But yeah... Like half an hour of nude, perfectly tanned curvaceous women just farting.

Horrible.

 

[Anubis]

The fact that you sat and watched a half hour of that makes me like you 10% more there Charlie boy.

Some more favorites.

Axillism - Armpit f**king

Oculolinctus - Eyeball licking

Androminetophilia - Being sexually attracted to people of the opposite sex, dressing up like your sex. Aka Boys who dig girls who dress like boys.

 

[Hound55]

I've heard of the eyeball licking one...

And the armpit ****ing...

And the farting...

 

[Mystirious]

The fact that you sat and watched a half hour of that makes me like you 10% more there Charlie boy.
Androminetophilia - Being sexually attracted to people of the opposite sex, dressing up like your sex. Aka Boys who dig girls who dress like boys.

I have that fetish along with several other ones boys dressed as hirls and girls dressed as boys are sexy

Pulling teeth does not sound sexy to me but licking them sounds kind of hawt

 

[BlackLantern]

seems a bit redundant IMO

 

[Hound55]

I have thar fetish along with several other ones

Pulling teeth does not sound sexy to me but licking them sounds kind of hawt

Since 'Nubsy has his dictionary out, how 'bout you give us your laundry list of kinks and fetishes and he can look up what they're called.

Or just the one's that aren't so freaky that we'd get banned just for reading the word...

 

[chamber-music]

I liked the Arthur with Clive Owen...not high theater, but a good action flick

Yeah had Ray Winstone being all angey cockney which is always fun

Wasn't that another realistic approach to a fantasy story

Tristan and Isolde got the realistic version as well. I prefer James Franco's knight Tristan to Mads Mikkelsen one in Arthur

yeah, i didn't care for that one at all. way too roman.

i kinda want to watch excalibur now.

I'm tired of all these The Ninth Legion movies.
(The ninth legion was a Roman division that went missing in Scotland in 117AD)

I watched the one Neil Marshall's Centurion with Micheal Fassbender and Dominic 'McNultty' West Romans versus the tribal scottish ancestors the Picts