The Valentine's Day Thread

[Godzilla2000]

I admit this has never been my favorite holiday of the year, too diabetes inducing for me, but it's the only time of the year I can post this:

Here's a bouquet of Biollantes for you. Try not to let them all mutate on you all at once.

 

[TheDreamMaster]

Probably gonna be lots of lonely people in here.....

...not me, I'm unfortunately expected to spend lots of money for someone because corporate America tells me too! Which is just as bad.

 

[enterthemadness]

As usual, my Mom and maybe even sister got me Valentine's Day candy....





I am thinking of buying myself a pint of ice cream after a sure to be crap day at work. But daytime soaps and Archer on Netflix ease pain.

 

[Fallen Angel]

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue
Sugar is sweet oh god I hate this day so much.



I've got plans but thankfully my girl isn't too keen on this day as well. But it has to be done.

 

[RetrogradeOrbit]

Roses are Red
Here's something new
Violets are Violet
Not bloody Blue!!!

Best I've got... t:

 

[Immortalfire]

Roses Are Red
Tomatoes Are Too
If I had one now, I'd throw it at you.

 

[Immortalfire]

 

[KevanG]

Valentines from everones favorite X-Man.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
**** Valentines Day,
Hakuna Matata

t:

 

[Godzilla2000]

Well, I'm going to get my mom and nephew something today. They are the best Valentine's Day candidates out of all the candidates in the world to me.

 

[Monsieur Xavier]

My right hand already has all she needs and will be enjoying the delicate texture of my Razer Copperhead mouse all the week end playing Marvel Heroes.
Sad isn't it ?

 

[terry78]

Not a massive V-Day person, but the girlfriend is big on it, so gotta do what I gotta do. And if it ends in sexual activity, I will make that valiant sacrifice.

 

[KevanG]

My right hand already has all she needs and will be enjoying the delicate texture of my Razer Copperhead mouse all the week end playing Marvel Heroes.
Sad isn't it ?

We don't need to hear about the adventures your right hand is going to have.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

My right hand already has all she needs and will be enjoying the delicate texture of my Razer Copperhead mouse all the week end playing Marvel Heroes.
Sad isn't it ?

Not gonna lie, reading the first 8 words that is NOT where I expected that post to go

 

[Feenix]

I've never liked Valentine's Day. I see too many guys that get suckered into buying ridiculous gifts because their girlfriends are insecure and whiny.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

This time of year usually depresses me, but I actually have someone in my life for the first time in years so I'm actually kind of digging valentines day lol

 

[Fallen Angel]

I've never liked Valentine's Day. I see too many guys that get suckered into buying ridiculous gifts because their girlfriends are insecure and whiny.

Agreed Pinchy.

I mean why do some people only show affection for their loved ones on this day. What are you doing for the remaining 364 days?

 

[NickNitro]

A few friends and I are going out to the bars tonight then coming back, getting hammered and watching Sharknado.

 

[KevanG]

Have you seen it already?

 

[John Locke]

 

[DarkSentinel]

I've never liked Valentine's Day. I see too many guys that get suckered into buying ridiculous gifts because their girlfriends are insecure and whiny.

And that's why you're my valentine t:

I don't gotta get you ****!!!

 

[Erzengel]

Agreed Pinchy.

I mean why do some people only show affection for their loved ones on this day. What are you doing for the remaining 364 days?

 

[Monsieur Xavier]

We don't need to hear about the adventures your right hand is going to have.

Let's say it will involve a lot of bullets from my Punisher and the villains will know the meaning of fear thanks to my Ghost Rider.

Marvel heroes is a great free to play game ( shameless publicity ).

 

[NickNitro]

hahaha Erzengel.

 

[Feenix]

And that's why you're my valentine t:

I don't gotta get you ****!!!

"I'm ready to get drunk."