The Valentine's Day Thread

The one thing I love about Valentine's Day is that it's my son's birthday. That's all I care about today.

Happy 12th birthday, son! :)
 
Shouldn't that be the opposite of what it is?
 
My contribution to Valentine's Day.

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Not a massive V-Day person, but the girlfriend is big on it, so gotta do what I gotta do. And if it ends in sexual activity, I will make that valiant sacrifice.

Terence, don't pretend you have a girlfriend just to look badass. We like you just the way you are.
 
Alone and unloved just like the rest of us?

 
Terence, don't pretend you have a girlfriend just to look badass. We like you just the way you are.

My last post in the Photo thread, you non-believer. I'm not your typical nerd hiring Japanese chicks to pose with me, I actually nailed that one. :o
 
So you have impressive Photoshop skills.
 
She's a cardboard cutout you nailed to the wall?
 
Well, I am a nerd.


:csad:
 
February 14th, a day I've come to have disdain for. I was like you once. Single, depressed...lonely. Maybe you'll take note of what I'm about to tell you. I've met several people of the opposite gender at a lot of locations in many different ways hoping to meet The One, The Love Of My Life that so many others desire. And yet one by one, every single one of them failed me with their vanity, bullsh** standards, absolute unwillingness to compromise, and countless excuses to prevent me from reaching the goal of eventually settling down.

After all the tears and all the lies and feeling worthless, I got sick and tired of it. One day, I decided "Fu** what people think. Fu** tradition. Fu** the majority way. I'm going to do things different." I went out of my way to do the opposite of what people normally do because after 12 years of trying and failing, I was done. I refused to continue being insane which definition is "Doing the same thing over and over again hoping for different results."

After 3 months of doing it my way, I had much better luck and finally got what I wanted. I'm very happy with how my life is now compared to how it was before December 12th, 2012. After what a lot of people have done to me, I'm convinced The Game Of Love is rigged. And by any means necessary, I won. I won! I FU**ING WON!!!
 
Just remember folks, be safe today or else

 
I wanted to drink at my place and watch Sharknado with my friends but now they want to go out. I don't wanna go out.
 
My Valentine's has consisted of my loneliness, reading The Divine Comedy, and now watching [Rec].

Oh, and I ate some chocolates.
 
I'm working a double today, which I'm excited about. Valentines day is like Christmas for Italian restaurants :hehe:
 
Go out with them via your smartphone ?

Genius. Well my friend Dan who has a date tonight said his date has 2 roommates (female) that she'll be going out with later that night and asked for me...and my roommate to join. So 3 guys, 3 girls. Thats a good enough ratio as any. I may drink a bit before hand, usually when I start getting drunk I want to go out ha.
 
Nick, it's a 3-3 ratio on valentines day and it's pretty much a blind date. Go for it.

Or else we'll all come after you.
 

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