The Vampire Menace Has Met it's Match in...

[TEDDY]

When did they add a Segal smiley?

It's the least the hype can do to honor the world's greatest hero.

 

[nocomics]

Dude. He's playing a vampire hunter. Named Tao. Who is a Katana master. You can't become a better actor than that!

Ya, Segeal is like what 60 years old,and much overweight(last time i saw him). Ya he kick my ass,but its the same ol' same ol' with him. I don't know whos worse him or Van Dam(least Van Dam did a biopic of himself in a funny way)...
*has anyone seen that movie with VanDam? Supposed to be a biography movie/comedy?

 

[Matt.S99]

Wow. Haha. This is going to be a great movie[/sarcasm]


Was that blond chick Sarah Polly? looked like her for a second there.

 

[TEDDY]

Against the Dark out now!


Catch it!

 

[TEDDY]

Even with vampires/"infected", this movie still follows the five rules of a Seagal movie!

 

[Nivek]

I'll pass, unless this is on cable, and I'm that bored. Segal hasn't done anything quality since Executive Decision.

 

[GhostPoet]

I'm watching this! HAHAHAHA

 

[ABleedingCorpse]

I saw this at Wal-Mart for $20. Who in their right minds would pay $20 for this?? They will sell Deluxe Edtions of the Friday the 13th films for $13, but this crap is $20?? And guess what, Wal-Mart was fully stocked with this crap, yet they still were low on the Friday films. hahahaha...

 

[TEDDY]

Oh knows! Halloween is fast approaching!


Someone call Steven Segal to whoop some Twilight ass!




*shameful Halloween bump*