The weirdest thing you can think of

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i just thought of opening a wallet and finding a hampster in it. so unleash your surreality.

go mad....
 
A green mouse holding a cold phone.
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My dead grandma, risen from the grave...dressed like Cher and making me waffles.

...it scares me that that was the first thing I thought of.
 
Right before those Mother Theresa letters came out, I had a dream about her where I was investigating her suicide, and there was a flashback where I saw it happen (in my mind in the dream...she slit her wrists and bled to death).

I'd call that pretty darn weird.
 
Jesus doing Tae-Bo as Richard Simmons cries in the corner... after having been raped by Jesus with his awesome Tae-Bo skills.
 
Crackhead zombies who feed on the sober, teaming up with a gang that looks like it could come out of a Michael Jackson music video, like they could stab you then dance away.
 
2 dogs, A circus clown, & the Bearded Lady playing poker. The other 2 dogs were sick.
 
The sun having a face and constantly smiling for no reason.

Someone licking a tigers paw.

A monkey and a dog surfing on a board together.

Hair growing out of eyes.
 
being constipated and having someone hold your hand while you try to poo...

weird
 
Right before those Mother Theresa letters came out, I had a dream about her where I was investigating her suicide, and there was a flashback where I saw it happen (in my mind in the dream...she slit her wrists and bled to death).

I'd call that pretty darn weird.

Popping in a video and discovering it to be a Mother Theresa porn flick would be pretty wierd.
 
Chuck Norris losing a fight :(
 
When Martha Steward causes the fabric of reality to begin to unravel from her unchecked use of the dark arts, her cohorts (Spongebob and Ryan Seacrest) a group of heroes step up to challenge them. Paula Dean goes head to head with Martha in Kitchen Stadium while the Chairman holds off her zombies with his mad samurai skills. Spongebob Is fought into submission by Dora the Explorer, who almost dies, if not for the ultimate sacrifice from Boots. and Seacrest is quickly and easily beheaded by a kilt wearing Gordon Ramsey... the universe begins to heal.
 
a monkey panda riding a sea horse in the chocolate covered candle swing, all the way to the movies.
 
i just thought of opening a wallet and finding a hampster in it. so unleash your surreality.

go mad....

Being naked on a white bear skin rug as 5 little puppies lick my toes.

Is that weird enough?
 

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