The weirdest thing you can think of

[YsoSerious]

Hillary Clinton as president

 

[SuBe]

^ a bear sitting on a human skin rug

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

s***ting apples

 

[AhabTheArab]

shoving a pineapple up a cats ass

 

[Steve Rogers]

Finding a point to this thread.

 

[Abaddon]

 

[\S/JcDc\S/]

It is snowing lava and 3 kittens just turned into a swan.

 

[SalaciousVC]

Barbed Wire with Oranges growing on it

 

[Zoken]

The Merry Marvel Manslaughter Society!

 

[Alexia Dark]

Topher Grace playing Venom.

Oh, wait...

 

[J. J. Jameson]

Tapeworms.

*Shudders*

 

[Zoken]

So anyway, the other day Me and Jesus were breakdancing on the street when his old man came and started seriously owning. Problem was Simon Cowell came in and was insulting God's performance. God tried to smite Cowell, but Cowell brought up and level 7Z Snark shield just in time. Protected by the layer of solid witty insults, he absorbed the Smote-Energy and grew to 12 stories. Luckily Gordon Ramsey was in the neighborhood, and just happend to be carrying his broad sword (named Donkey) through a long grueling battle he killed the Giant Cowelle, from which emerged hundreds of Baby Cowells. As of this moment a small team of Douglas Adam's Ghost, Issac Assimov's brain in a robot, and Paula Dean are scouring the country looking for them.

God's only complaint was that stuff like that happens every time he tries to have fun.

 

[Eggyman]

A sausage dog with giant paws stroking a doll that wets itself when unhappy.

 

[SuperFerret]

So anyway, the other day Me and Jesus were breakdancing on the street when his old man came and started seriously owning. Problem was Simon Cowell came in and was insulting God's performance. God tried to smite Cowell, but Cowell brought up and level 7Z Snark shield just in time. Protected by the layer of solid witty insults, he absorbed the Smote-Energy and grew to 12 stories. Luckily Gordon Ramsey was in the neighborhood, and just happend to be carrying his broad sword (named Donkey) through a long grueling battle he killed the Giant Cowelle, from which emerged hundreds of Baby Cowells. As of this moment a small team of Douglas Adam's Ghost, Issac Assimov's brain in a robot, and Paula Dean are scouring the country looking for them.

God's only complaint was that stuff like that happens every time he tries to have fun.

.......

Spoiler

It's "Jesus and I".

 

[Zoken]

.......

Spoiler

It's "Jesus and I".

after all that, THAT is what you choose to nitpick?

Irene Adler was your MOTHER!

 

[Alex The Great]

*******!!!

 

[Zoken]

Okay, look I know that in a nonsense contest there is great temptation to just blurt out random semi-pornographic words because they're fun to say, but you don't get any points.

 

[hammy]

I don't want to think about the weirdest thing I can think of. *scared*

 

[Zoken]

You've not known scary weird until you've been inside my head...

A man wrapped in barbed wire forced to swim across the ocean while sharks take bites from him...

 

[hammy]

Yeah, see, I don't want to think about that. ^

 

[Zoken]

Puppies, bunnies, Chef Gordon Ramsey and a mallet...

 

[hammy]

Puppies, bunnies, Chef Gordon Ramsey and a mallet...

 

[Zoken]

Relax, Chef Ramsey would never cook puppies. and his rabits would never be killed with mallets. He only uses quality ingredients.

 

[Why Are You Crouching Spock?]

Jew flavored Condoleezza Rice.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

A bear giving birth to cats.