The Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen

[Lantern Venom]

Yeah, very true.

A few years ago, someone made a film called After Last Season that just might be worse than Manos, though I've never been able to bring myself to watch it. Check out the trailer on YouTube.

I saw the trailer and I'm all kinds of intrigued. I'm a glutton for these kind of creative disasters.

 

[StarLord]

The Darkest Hour.

The aliens have invaded us... through the power supply! And it looks like it was filmed over a weekend in Prague.

 

[lime]

Disaster Movie.

Worst. Movie. Ever.

And it is advertised as such! Disaster. Movie.

 

[GR8GODZILLAGOD]

I tend to go out of my way to avoid poorly received movies so I haven't seen too many. I have to say The Last Airbender. Such a damn bore and just a kick in the balls to fans of the series and people who like movies in general.

 

[Bats123]

Dragonball: Evolution. I was disgusted by seeing this movie. It **** on everything i love about Dragonball, terrible acting, terrible dialogue, terrible CG, just, AWFUL. I wish i could get my money back, and i saw it for free...

 

[Galactus10]

The Happening has to be near the top.

 

[Mandon Knight]

Batman & Robin, without question.

 

[Alex Murphy]

Suicide Squad.

 

[childeroland]

Toss-up between Angel (1984) -- something about a high school girl turned hooker -- Demon Seed -- in which a robot demon thing rapes Julie Christie to conceive a robot/human child -- Soul Survivors, about visions chasing a girl after her boyfriend dies in a car accident -- and Windows, a lesbian stalks and tries to rape (or does rape; I don't remember) Talia Shire.

 

[LoganPool]

Off the top of my head... White Chicks.

I might be able to think of a worse one if I think about it longer.

 

[The Joker]

Rob Zombie's Halloween II

 

[scifiwolf]

Legally Blonde 2. Can't really forgive my sister and her friend for making me take them to that.

 

[Guts]

The only legitimate answer.

 

[DaRkVeNgeanCe]

The worst movie I've ever seen in a theater was Frank Miller's The Spirit. I didn't even pay to see it either.

 

[Iron_Stark]

Freddy Got Fingered

 

[Rowsdower!]

I saw the trailer and I'm all kinds of intrigued. I'm a glutton for these kind of creative disasters.

What kind of technological advances have been made that enable you to build an MRI scanner out of construction paper?

How many printers are in the basement?

Are those moving plastic storage bins ALIVE?

DOES SHE EVER MAKE IT TO THE MAIN MARKET?

WHERE IS SHE?!!!

I have so many questions.

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[2kt09]

I figure if anyone picks a big studio comic book movie, they've lived very sheltered lives.

Thanks for jogging my memory.
If you thought 91' Cap, Supergirl or Corman F4 are bad yet fun time passers, I'm very confident when I say '78 Dr Strange (yes not a big studio thing) is the worst I've seen to date and this was even during a livestream with others just to enjoy some bad cbm's.

 

[Alex Murphy]

The only legitimate answer.

What the f*** is that?

 

[Guts]

Freddy Got Fingered

Last summer I was at a Barnes and Noble buying the Criterion Collection Yojimbo/Sanjuro set and someone in front of me was asking the guy at the cashier if they have Freddy Got Fingered. I was wondering why someone would be looking for that movie.

 

[BlueLightning]

Talking about Pluto Nash, I remember Meet Dave. That was a tedious waste.

 

[Incarnadine]

Some bad movies mentioned so far. I'm surprised nobody has picked Movie 43 yet, it's in my top 3.
Somebody called in a lot of favors to get that cast in that movie.

 

[Iron_Stark]

Last summer I was at a Barnes and Noble buying the Criterion Collection Yojimbo/Sanjuro set and someone in front of me was asking the guy at the cashier if they have Freddy Got Fingered. I was wondering why someone would be looking for that movie.

Good grief. Maybe as a joke? lol.

That's the only movie I ever walked out of.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I don't know whether I would enjoy writing long paragraphs for this more, or ballpoints and quit.
For the sake of making this post easier to read and scroll through, I'll do the latter.

Red Riding Hood

1. Nonsensical mystery that goes nowhere.
2. Asinine story.
3. Horrible twists.
4. Actors wasted

I, Frankenstein

1. Villain plan is ugh.
2. Is the monster a good or bad character? I lost touch of how many times he changed sides.
3. The league of gragoyles sometimes want him as one of their own, other they tell him to stay on the sidelines.
4. Dreary climax

Kazuya's Revenge: A Man Named X

1. Shoehorned Tekken title.
2. The preacher speaks nonsense.
3. Twists are awful.
4. All the suckage of the story made fight scenes unworthy of sitting through

And let me clarify, I'm not talking about guilty pleasures, I'm not talking about "so bad theyre good" movies, I'm talking that the one film (or can be several) that made you legitimately angry, irate even, for wasting x hours of your life. A movie that fails on every conceivable level, a movie you could quite confidently say "this was the worst piece of s*** I've ever seen."

That is how it should be defined.

 

[Rowsdower!]

What the f*** is that?

That would be a scene from Manos: The Hands of Fate.

 

[marty mcfly]

I could list a bunch of bad movies like The Love Guru, Norbit or even The Room, but no one really expected those to be good. For me, Jupiter Ascending was the worst I've ever seen. It didn't really look good based on the trailers and Tatum's ginger beard/wolf ears, but it had a lot of great talent attached to it and I was really hoping it would be a new world of wonders like the Wachowskis gave us in the Matrix trilogies, but man... That was just a big fat turd.