The Worst movie you've ever seen

I was over at a friend's house last night and we saw a bit of Day of the Warrior on Spike. Good god...
 
The Last Meatbag said:
When A Stranger Calls (Remake)


or Dikie Roberts Child Star
That last one was certainly a bad movie, but for me, it was of the "so bad it's entertainingly funny" variety. C'mon - that "We are the World"-style song at the end that all the former child actors sang - that was comedy gold.

I also hated Brothers Grimm. HATED. Heath Ledger never looked worse then he did in that movie - and the next time I ever see a French captain throw a cat into the whirling blades of a fan and then eat the pieces, will be too soon.
 
Hades said:
Batman Begins was the worst movie I've ever seen.

That sound you hear, ladies and gentlemen, is Hades' credibility flying out the window. :o
 
Ben Urich said:
That sound you hear, ladies and gentlemen, is Hades' credibility flying out the window. :o
Now, now.

Hades - would you care to back up your opinion with some reasons?
 
Ben Urich said:
It's a 3 way tie between Ali, Freddy Got Fingered, and A Series of Unfortunate Events. :down :down :down
Granted it's a tad boring...but you lump it in with Freddy Got Fingered.
 
ShadowBoxing said:
Granted it's a tad boring...but you lump it in with Freddy Got Fingered.

Yeah that's a bit harsh, I suppose...
I at least got through Freddy Got Fingered, though (hey, I was in 9th grade)
Ali and Series of Unfortunate Events are the only two movies that I've been unable to finish. :(
 
Adding to my list, Bend it Like Beckam and Malibu's Most Wanted.
 
The most recent bad movie I saw was The Perfect Man starring Hilary Duff. Some of the lines are so darn cheesy they made me barf. :(
 
Last night I rented "Date Movie". Watched it with my brother and some friends.. About 30 minutes into it, I jokingly said,"Jesus ****ing Christ, what'd this get on Rotten? An 8?!" Sadly, yes, I was right. Do not watch it if you haven't. :( waste of money that was.
 
Symbioted Hulk said:
Runaway Bride. So pointless and anoying.
Agreed. By all means, put Gere and Roberts in more movies together - but don't make their characters idiots!

Hulk was awful. I HATED Hulk - by the time they had the scene with the Hulk poodles that was move-for-move ripped off from Disney's Beauty and the Beast where Beast is fighting the wolves off Belle, that's where I gave up.
 
AndThePickles said:
Sky High. So embarrassed that I even saw it in the first place :(
:eek: I adored Sky High!
Sure, it was silly and juvenile, but it was aimed for the silly and juvenile, and had a lot of funny moments in it. C'mon - Kevin McDonald and Bruce Campbell:

(talking about a date)
Bruce: Her twin, eh?
Kevin: Her EVIL twin.
Bruce: You dog!

Plus, for NOT having poo and fart jokes, it already earns points.
 
AnimeJune said:
:eek: I adored Sky High!
Sure, it was silly and juvenile, but it was aimed for the silly and juvenile, and had a lot of funny moments in it. C'mon - Kevin McDonald and Bruce Campbell:

(talking about a date)
Bruce: Her twin, eh?
Kevin: Her EVIL twin.
Bruce: You dog!

Plus, for NOT having poo and fart jokes, it already earns points.

I dunno, I still love a heap of kiddie movies, but I think I really would've had to have been 7 to like that one :( Glad someone got their money's worth outta it though hehe.
 
AndThePickles said:
I dunno, I still love a heap of kiddie movies, but I think I really would've had to have been 7 to like that one :( Glad someone got their money's worth outta it though hehe.
Joke's on you, then, because I saw it for free. :D
 
House of the Dead. I couldn't really watch it all normally, I had to fast forward some of it.
 
Symbiotica said:
NOFX: "I cant believe no one has mentioned House of a 1000 corpses!!!"

DIE!

Just kidding NO, but that's one of those movies that either you get, or you don't get.... people who get it love it, people who dont get it, don't.

I thought "Bride of Chucky" was funny, but a lot of people don't.... its all good.
I like horror movies but house of a 1000 corpses is a disgrace to all horrror movies!!! That was the only time ever That I watched a movie in a theatre that when it was over I told the people next in line to watch the movie to get there refund immeditely!!! HELL I WAS WILLING TO PAY THOSE PEOPLE TO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE!!! I havent seen Rob Zombie recent movie nor do I want to but do us all a favor Rob Zombie and dont quit your day job, please for satan's sake!
 

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