The Wrestling Thread was not an extra in The Hobbit - Part 102

[Hotwire]

Hey! It wasn't just a Coors Light ... I usually have to mix it with half a 7 Up or I can't walk straight after.

The only acceptable mixed drink made with beer is a boiler maker. The beer & 7-Up crap is just, lame. You can also add a lime wedge but, ONLY to a Mexican beer like Corona or Dos Equis.

 

[Pink Ranger]

The only acceptable mixed drink made with beer is a boiler maker. The beer & 7-Up crap is just, lame.

... AND a little umbrella with a cherry and pineapple slice on it.

Yeah, that's right, I'm hardcore. Steve Austin ain't got nothin' on me.

 

[Donnie Darko]

The bar I used to work in had a drink (that sold like crazy) that had vodka, whiskey, peach schnapps, grenadine, orange juice, cranberry juice, sour mix and beer. May cause red projectile vomiting.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Hey! It wasn't just a Coors Light ... I usually have to mix it with half a 7 Up or I can't walk straight after.

Damn, you're such a lightweight.

*Crowd Cheers*

JR: Bah God, the crowd is goin' wild!

Crowd: LIGHTWEIGHT! LIGHTWEIGHT! LIGHTWEIGHT!

 

[TheNextNolan22]

Looks like the Low-Ki/Kaval retirement rumors are true. In that case, **** Low-Ki. Unless Gabe Sapolsky books Ki/Joe II in ROH, which will NEVER happen, screw Low-Ki. A perfect example of a guy who took wrestling way too seriously beyond kayfabe.

 

[NDX]

Looks like the Low-Ki/Kaval retirement rumors are true. In that case, **** Low-Ki. Unless Gabe Sapolsky books Ki/Joe II in ROH, which will NEVER happen, screw Low-Ki. A perfect example of a guy who took wrestling way too seriously beyond kayfabe.

*****-Ki's a *****, and I've been calling him a ***** since he quit from the 'E. Never gave it a chance because he thought he was god's gift to wrestling. He's a never was for a reason.

Wow , look at all the old people in this thread. I'm only 30 t:

I'm still 30 for three days!

 

[TheNextNolan22]

*****-Ki's a *****, and I've been calling him a ***** since he quit from the 'E. Never gave it a chance because he thought he was god's gift to wrestling. He's a never was for a reason.

Gotta agree 100%. It's more of the case of the wrasslin' industry being done with him than the other way around. He wants a top roster spot and a massive, Lesnar-type payday. Which is weird because he was doing really well in NJPW. He was a top Junior and being paid well and having great matches with Prince Devitt. But yeah, he's kind of a big hot head. He burned a lot of bridges with a lot of wrestling promoters.

 

[NDX]

Gotta agree 100%. It's more of the case of the wrasslin' industry being done with him than the other way around. He wants a top roster spot and a massive, Lesnar-type payday. Which is weird because he was doing really well in NJPW. He was a top Junior and being paid well and having great matches with Prince Devitt. But yeah, he's kind of a big hot head. He burned a lot of bridges with a lot of wrestling promoters.

The podunk ICW venues run by the scumbag Jack Sabboth even won't bring his ego bloated ass back to the shows, because we have better matches without him.

Would rather watch Amazing Red vs. Danny Demanto 1093842908723 than see another Low-Ki match. That ****ing *****.

 

[TheNextNolan22]

He's just too level-headed. Guy takes wrestling too seriously even beyond kayfabe and it's kind of sad. Funny, when he came back to the indies after being released by WWE, with the exception of a couple of matches in PWG, guy was completely phoning it in in a bunch of promotions and cutting promos afterwards about how he takes this business seriously. So yeah **** Low-Ki. Good luck with voice acting, buddy.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Phil LaMarr has competition now, I see.

 

[TheNextNolan22]

And Nolan North.

 

[NDX]

He's just too level-headed. Guy takes wrestling too seriously even beyond kayfabe and it's kind of sad. Funny, when he came back to the indies after being released by WWE, with the exception of a couple of matches in PWG, guy was completely phoning it in in a bunch of promotions and cutting promos afterwards about how he takes this business seriously. So yeah **** Low-Ki. Good luck with voice acting, buddy.

I know, I was at a show like that. He had a boring match with Amazing Red. And then he verbally sucked everyone off after the match. I just walked out on all that ******** and got me some nachos.

 

[TheNextNolan22]

How do you have a boring match with Amazing Red?? Oh yeah, Low-Ki is in it, working a stiff, but uninteresting and lethargic match.

 

[OnTheAir]

Wait, that was you who did that?!

I left half a beer in his fridge! I'll never get that back ever again! You're dead to me, man. Dead!

I sent everyone a Hallmark "I'm sorry" card...you didn't get yours?

Oh, and I thought I saw a dude who looked a LOT like Bane drinking a beer as they were throwing me out...might have been yours, dude!

 

[Pink Ranger]

And Nolan North.

There better be a whole lot of parts out there for "gruff, no-nonsense military leaders" or Low Ki is screwed.

 

[sweetre15]

Speaking on Amazing Red...I look forward to the possibility of seeing him in WWE on Raw, Smackdown!, or NXT.

 

[TheNextNolan22]

I wish he was signed to a developmental deal. Really good talent.

 

[NDX]

I think because of his history of knee injuries, he'd never get to the big stage. Plus, he's small, even by cruiserweight standards.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Yeah, he's pretty small. He's the same size as Rey Mysterio, but Mysterio's popularity and name recognition got him signed by WWE, and also the last few years haven't been very nice to him.

 

[TheNextNolan22]

I actually forgot about his knee problems. He's very charismatic and can sell merch like Mysterio. One of the reasons why I wish they still like Sebi keep the El Generico character.

 

[Wheels]

And he's back...

Welcome back Antman!



Now we just have to await the anticipated return of Metallo.

Thanks. My broadband provider is dealing with technical issues in my area, so I using a friend's tablet. I should be posting regularly again soon but for now I'll chime in whenever I can.

 

[NDX]

Starting Impact, I missed last week. Does donning suits work like Green Lantern rings for the MEM?

 

[TheNextNolan22]

So the legends are true. AntMan does exist.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

There better be a whole lot of parts out there for "gruff, no-nonsense military leaders" or Low Ki is screwed.

Low Ki for Nick Fury in a SHIELD animated series.

 

[MMMMM...Pancakes]

Finally...Antman. has.come. back...toooo the Wraaaaassslin Thread!