CreepyThinMan
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Spider-man 3 was the BIGGEST dissapointment of this summer. Strange that Raimi's Spider-man Trilogy perfectly mirror's his Evil Dead Trilogy.
First movie is solid if unfocused and a bit sloppy, second film is a CLASSIC and the third is a ****ing mess that Sam Wrote with his brother (and Alvin Sargent).
Reasons why Raimi, Maguire and Dunst should have their asses canned?
1# A 300 million dollar budget. Certain morons will say "oh, I don't care what it costs, it will make money", these people are ****ing stupid and know nothing about the movie industry. Sure, it will make some cash in the end but does this justify a budget the size of the GNP of most third world countries. No. Also, in a summer where Transformers was the best film of the summer, that cost only 150 million, Spider-man 3 doesn't look all that hot, never mind that Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix was the FIFTH film of the series and only cost 150 million. One can only imagine what Spider-man 4 would cost and shiver.......
2# Spider-man 3 sucked balls because of Raimi. Raimi tried to have it both ways with this film by trying to make it the end of a trilogy when he knew ****ing well that he was more then likely going to do part 4 which leads me to.......
3# Venom was a complete and total waste. The most logical and best way to use Venom would have been to set up the symbiote in 3 and have it merge with Brock, as in the movie, and created a teaser of some Venom action in the last minute of the film. Maybe they could have had Venom swinging through New York at night as a mirror image of the ending of the first two films. But Raimi ****ing PISSED him away and made it impossibe to use him in part 4, know why (?), it's because Raimi acted like a ****ing child that didn't like being told what to do and he KNEW that he was going to do a 4th film and didn't want to have to do it with Venom and THAT is the reason he shat all over the character. If he had no interest in using Venom then he should have just set him up and walked the **** away. Despite my love for Evil Dead 2 and Spider-man 2 I have to say **** SAM RAIMI.
4# Toby Maguire can also go **** himself. This little rat has always had the attitude that he's better then these movies and has the impression that anyone will remember or give a **** about him after he stops making Spider-man flicks. Correct me if I'm wrong but Mr. Maguire wasn't exactly buring up the ****ing box office when he was cast, nor was he being touted as a great actor. Not to mention that he plays the part like John-boy from the Waltons, if he was ******ed. But this little **** wanted 25 million for Spider-man 2 and tried pulling that back problem bull****, just before doing part 2, because he had been contracted for three films and knew he couldn't re-negotiate for more money and the only way out of the contract was to fake a back problem. But this stupid little man didn't seem to realize that Spider-man had existed for about 40 years, long before he was born, and that the character will live long after he is dead, buried and forgotten by everyone except Spider-man fans and that these movie could have made just about as much money with almost any other actor. Sony actually showed some balls by getting Jake Gyllenhall in for rehersals and, tho and behold, Mr. Maguire showed up for work sharpish.
4# Get the **** rid of that fugly-fang-toothed-troll Dunst. One can only imagine that 275 million of Spider-man 3's budget was spent on CGI to make Kirstin good looking enough that I could stiffle my vomit.
In conclusion, I would recommend that Sony starts hiring directors on a film by film basis and plot their Spider-man sequels in advance to make the fullest use of their villains. Ditch Raimi and hire a director that can do a solid job. Get the **** rid of Maguire and Dunst. Hire Shia LaBouf who, according to his performence in Transformers, is the living embodiment of Peter Parker and get Lindsay Lohan into detox and clean her up back to her Mean Girls days because I can't imagine a more perfect actress for the part of MJ and if you don't beilieve me then take a look at this.....
First movie is solid if unfocused and a bit sloppy, second film is a CLASSIC and the third is a ****ing mess that Sam Wrote with his brother (and Alvin Sargent).
Reasons why Raimi, Maguire and Dunst should have their asses canned?
1# A 300 million dollar budget. Certain morons will say "oh, I don't care what it costs, it will make money", these people are ****ing stupid and know nothing about the movie industry. Sure, it will make some cash in the end but does this justify a budget the size of the GNP of most third world countries. No. Also, in a summer where Transformers was the best film of the summer, that cost only 150 million, Spider-man 3 doesn't look all that hot, never mind that Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix was the FIFTH film of the series and only cost 150 million. One can only imagine what Spider-man 4 would cost and shiver.......
2# Spider-man 3 sucked balls because of Raimi. Raimi tried to have it both ways with this film by trying to make it the end of a trilogy when he knew ****ing well that he was more then likely going to do part 4 which leads me to.......
3# Venom was a complete and total waste. The most logical and best way to use Venom would have been to set up the symbiote in 3 and have it merge with Brock, as in the movie, and created a teaser of some Venom action in the last minute of the film. Maybe they could have had Venom swinging through New York at night as a mirror image of the ending of the first two films. But Raimi ****ing PISSED him away and made it impossibe to use him in part 4, know why (?), it's because Raimi acted like a ****ing child that didn't like being told what to do and he KNEW that he was going to do a 4th film and didn't want to have to do it with Venom and THAT is the reason he shat all over the character. If he had no interest in using Venom then he should have just set him up and walked the **** away. Despite my love for Evil Dead 2 and Spider-man 2 I have to say **** SAM RAIMI.
4# Toby Maguire can also go **** himself. This little rat has always had the attitude that he's better then these movies and has the impression that anyone will remember or give a **** about him after he stops making Spider-man flicks. Correct me if I'm wrong but Mr. Maguire wasn't exactly buring up the ****ing box office when he was cast, nor was he being touted as a great actor. Not to mention that he plays the part like John-boy from the Waltons, if he was ******ed. But this little **** wanted 25 million for Spider-man 2 and tried pulling that back problem bull****, just before doing part 2, because he had been contracted for three films and knew he couldn't re-negotiate for more money and the only way out of the contract was to fake a back problem. But this stupid little man didn't seem to realize that Spider-man had existed for about 40 years, long before he was born, and that the character will live long after he is dead, buried and forgotten by everyone except Spider-man fans and that these movie could have made just about as much money with almost any other actor. Sony actually showed some balls by getting Jake Gyllenhall in for rehersals and, tho and behold, Mr. Maguire showed up for work sharpish.
4# Get the **** rid of that fugly-fang-toothed-troll Dunst. One can only imagine that 275 million of Spider-man 3's budget was spent on CGI to make Kirstin good looking enough that I could stiffle my vomit.
In conclusion, I would recommend that Sony starts hiring directors on a film by film basis and plot their Spider-man sequels in advance to make the fullest use of their villains. Ditch Raimi and hire a director that can do a solid job. Get the **** rid of Maguire and Dunst. Hire Shia LaBouf who, according to his performence in Transformers, is the living embodiment of Peter Parker and get Lindsay Lohan into detox and clean her up back to her Mean Girls days because I can't imagine a more perfect actress for the part of MJ and if you don't beilieve me then take a look at this.....