They Should Invent The Documentizer

[Joker]

Imagine, you order a book, and it is delivered to you instantly in a digital file. That much is already done. But what if you want to read that book while lying in bed, or in your favorite chair? If you have a lap top, it's possible, but not the same as if you had a real paper book in your hand. Enter the Documentizer. With a click of a button, the book prints out, already formated, in an easy to staple/bound stack, ready to be put together and read at your leisure. The book industry would be fine, as I'm sure that regular books would still sell, as they would be more durable and valuable in the long run. Someone who's less lazy than me, get on this

 

[Halcohol]

So, let me get this straight. You want to start with a book, convert it into a digital file, and then reprint it into a book again.

I like it.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

Are you the original Joker? I saw you talking about how you were thinking of leaving the Hype awhile ago, and that you might give your account to someone when you left.

 

[Joker]

Are you the original Joker? I saw you talking about how you were thinking of leaving the Hype awhile ago, and that you might give your account to someone when you left.

I could tell you, but now that you've started this speculation about if I'm the original or not, I'm not going to

 

[Halcohol]

I could tell you, but now that you've started this speculation about if I'm the original or not, I'm not going to

Your attempt at creating intrigue is based on the faulty assumption that anybody cares.

 

[Kritish]

Stop lying you haven't read a book since school Joker.

 

[C. Lee]

I think it would be better if it was digitized into a memory card that you can insert into a little reader (about the size of a book) with a screen so that you can read it easily.

 

[Joker]

Stop lying you haven't read a book since school Joker.

That's a lie!! I just finished reading the Resident Evil book series, and was considering buying Jenna Jamesons book after seeing the "Scarlett Johannson may play Jenna Jameson" thread...so, to clarify, if it has zombies or lesbians, I'll f**kin read it

 

[Joker]

I think it would be better if it was digitized into a memory card that you can insert into a little reader (about the size of a book) with a screen so that you can read it easily.

also a good idea

 

[Kritish]

That's a lie!! I just finished reading the Resident Evil book series, and was considering buying Jenna Jamesons book after seeing the "Scarlett Johannson may play Jenna Jameson" thread...so, to clarify, if it has zombies or lesbians, I'll f**kin read it

You're a real man.

I salute you.

 

[Joker]

You're a real man.

I salute you.

that means alot coming from you

 

[Kritish]

that means alot coming from you

You bet your buttercup ass it does, I sweat testosterone and piss beer.

 

[Joker]

that reminds me, I need to buy Maddox's book...and comic book

 

[Kritish]

that reminds me, I need to buy Maddox's book...and comic book

Maddox is god, he's even better than me.

 

[Webber]

You can get a device that displays pages of a book on a screen, there's like three screens/pages hinged together, when you turn the page so to speak it displays the next set of pages. The page you just read is now behind the one you're reading because of the hinge. I think that's how it went.

 

[Halcohol]

Maddox is god, he's even better than me.

Then he must sweat Old Spice and piss motor oil.

 

[Kritish]

Then he must sweat Old Spice and piss motor oil.

No he sweats AXE and pisses rum!

 

[Fried Gold]

So, let me get this straight. You want to start with a book, convert it into a digital file, and then reprint it into a book again.

I like it.

LOL I'm glad I'm not the only one who found the idea rather backward.

 

[Joker]

you could also read it off the digital file if you want, the documentizer would not be for every day use

 

[Fried Gold]

Think Of The Treez!

 

[Catman]

Are you the original Joker? I saw you talking about how you were thinking of leaving the Hype awhile ago, and that you might give your account to someone when you left.

He wasn't always The Joker. Once upon a time he was Gabe Coleman, Gary Coleman's younger brother!