Things in movies you wish were true.

[Rocketman]

I wish I could strap leather around my body during a tornado and not have my eyes sucked out of my head.

I wish that when I drive my motorcycle through a wall, the hole I make in the wall makes a perfect Robin symbol.

I wish I could come back to Earth during the same week that my ex-girlfriend is about to die in a jet plane crash so I can conveniently save her.

I wish that a watch with a retractable wire for swinging was given to me only days before I literally needed that exact item in order to live.

 

[Boom]

That a park with genetically engineered dinosaurs existed.

 

[redhawk23]

That Morgan Freeman was in every postion of authority.

 

[bullets]

Mutants

 

[BillPardy]

Mutants

I'm assuming you mean like X-Men mutants, and not CHUD?

 

[Visceral]

you ex girlfriend died? thats sad.

 

[bullets]

I'm assuming you mean like X-Men mutants, and not CHUD?

Definitely not CHUD , lol.

 

[chaseter]

That superheroes and supervillains existed...but that I was one of them.

 

[Silvermoth]

That all it takes to look like a male supermodel is to take my glasses off, swish my hair and have a pop song in the background and bang! Movie montage makeover!

 

[corby]

That whenever I turn on the TV, there coincidentally happens to be something on that will help me with my current predicament

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

That lighsabers existed....

That Superheroes existed....

That I owned a Delorean time Machine.....

 

[Doctor Jones]

That I could be James Bond. Connery and Craig's Bond.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

That I could fly. Honestly, I don't mean for just saving people or being a superhero... just that it would make getting around SO much easier! When I walk to class I gotta walk around a stupid forest and a goddamn bend in the road when my class is LITERALLY just over a few houses and trees. And the mall is just a few houses behind mine and over a river but I gotta walk around the houses, off to the main road and over a bridge and then backtrack back west towards the mall. Also, getting to my parents place and to my friends' places outside of my city would be free and faster than walking+bussing+train+subway+streetcar+bus again+walking again.

 

[Vapor]

That, if i'm ever caught in a gun fight, the bad guys will be s*** at aiming.

 

[Spideyfan93]

That Spider-Man existed...I live in NY

That I owned a DeLorean and had unlimited plutonium, GREAT SCOTT!

 

[Jochimus]

That I owned a DeLorean and had unlimited plutonium, GREAT SCOTT!

Wouldn't Mr. Fusion be more convenient?

Anyway, personally, I wish kaiju actually existed. 'Cuz something should be keeping humankind in check.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

That I could be James Bond. Connery and Craig's Bond.

Why not have the middle ground (Brosnan's Bond)?

 

[dark_b]

you dont need plutonium. Doc made a timemachine out of a train.

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

That I could fly. Honestly, I don't mean for just saving people or being a superhero... just that it would make getting around SO much easier! When I walk to class I gotta walk around a stupid forest and a goddamn bend in the road when my class is LITERALLY just over a few houses and trees. And the mall is just a few houses behind mine and over a river but I gotta walk around the houses, off to the main road and over a bridge and then backtrack back west towards the mall. Also, getting to my parents place and to my friends' places outside of my city would be free and faster than walking+bussing+train+subway+streetcar+bus again+walking again.

I could never live like that, sure, fly long distances and stuff, great, but I'm so addicted to picking up other people's dog crap I would *have* to walk everywhere when it came to normal things like that. When was the last time you looked out of an aeroplane's window and saw some dog crap on a cloud, well, I've only ever had two plane journeys, and i have never seen that occurence.

What i would like is that we had movie rules for getting punched in the face, I don't know how many times i have been punched brutally in the face and it's nothing like in the movies, i have had about 5-7 different noses since the age of 15, one of my cheekbones moved down the way to the street beside my nose, i have had bloody eyeballs, blood everywhere from the nose and mouth...even when you see someone getting ko'd in a movie, afterwards they look like they could sit up and get a pic taken for a barber's window.

 

[Doctor Jones]

Why not have the middle ground (Brosnan's Bond)?

Yeah, sure. That's just as fine. t:

 

[jmc]

Hoverboard!!!!

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

^ This. Someone needs to get on that soon.

 

[Spideyfan93]

It'll happen within a decade or two. Same with hovering cars. Definitely going to be manufactured, but its just a matter of time.

 

[batman11]

Michael Bay's vision of the average female.

 

[SuperFerret]

It'll happen within a decade or two. Same with hovering cars. Definitely going to be manufactured, but its just a matter of time.

It's either a good thing or a bad thing, depending on your opinions of the current population we have. Either way, it'll definitely cause people to die.