Joker
Avenger
- Joined
- Jun 28, 2002
- Messages
- 33,762
- Reaction score
- 6
- Points
- 31
1. John F. Kennedy was not assassinated by Lee Harvey Oswald. He took his own life in the motorcade after learning that the game Starfox 2 for NES was cancled. How did he learn this information decades before the game was even announced? TIME TRAVEL.
2. The only countries that really exist are America, China, and Guam. These are the only countries that have ever exisited. Anyone you have ever met claiming to be from a country other than those listed is a government agent, sent to drive up paranoia and insane patriotism to get you to do what they want. This is the real reason why every hollywood celebrity who has ever said "If X wins the presidential election, I will move to Canada/France/other country" has never actually done so.
3. You know vampires? REAL. But, they only drain the blood of willing victims, and are usually quite pleasant, once you get to know them, despite the fact that they are demons in human skin. Barrack Obama is actually a vampire, and has been so for the last 68 years.
4. The flouride in the water is not there for sanitation reasons, but is actually designed to mind control you. It doesn't work, but they had to keep putting it in after they started, just so no one would become suspicious. It does however make people 98% more likely to enjoy Will Smith movies, regardless of the fact that Will Smith has never actually existed.
2. The only countries that really exist are America, China, and Guam. These are the only countries that have ever exisited. Anyone you have ever met claiming to be from a country other than those listed is a government agent, sent to drive up paranoia and insane patriotism to get you to do what they want. This is the real reason why every hollywood celebrity who has ever said "If X wins the presidential election, I will move to Canada/France/other country" has never actually done so.
3. You know vampires? REAL. But, they only drain the blood of willing victims, and are usually quite pleasant, once you get to know them, despite the fact that they are demons in human skin. Barrack Obama is actually a vampire, and has been so for the last 68 years.
4. The flouride in the water is not there for sanitation reasons, but is actually designed to mind control you. It doesn't work, but they had to keep putting it in after they started, just so no one would become suspicious. It does however make people 98% more likely to enjoy Will Smith movies, regardless of the fact that Will Smith has never actually existed.
