Things The Government Doesn't Want You To Know

[66 Face]

How do you explain Eskimo's?

 

[Space Moose]

There's a site they forgot to block on our school web server called scat-party. It took them two weeks to notice the mistake and by then we had cut and pasted the images onto the wallpapers of half the computers. When we got caught we simply blamed it on some spotty kid who was then suspended. It was awesome!

 

[Joker]

How do you explain Eskimo's?

They don't exisit. It's all propaganda.

 

[SuperMonkey]

thats fine

 

[Space Moose]

They don't exisit. It's all propaganda.

Just like the dfact that Kurt Russell, Patrick Swayze and Dennis Quid are all the same person. Think about it, have you ever seen them all in the same place without the aid of SFX? Didn't think so...

 

[66 Face]

So Eskimo death camps were cooked up by the government? I F'n knew it.

Thanks man.

 

[SuperMonkey]

WHERE THE HELL'S MY PORNO, JOKER?!

 

[66 Face]

Any word on Chinese super kids with webbed feet and Chinese super ducks without them?

 

[PLAS]

it's a sad shame that nobody here remembers good old Blight

 

[AhabTheArab]

this is beyond stupid. even for a guy named 'the joker'.

 

[bullets]

there was a third columbine shooter. he freaked and hit splitsville through the attack . olny to be arrested but granted immunity for giving information. he was the son of a senator. supposedly never fired a shot .

 

[bullets]

i also remember watching a person being arrested but it was not mentioned the rest of the day

 

[Kritish]

1. John F. Kennedy was not assassinated by Lee Harvey Oswald. He took his own life in the motorcade after learning that the game Starfox 2 for NES was cancled. How did he learn this information decades before the game was even announced? TIME TRAVEL.

2. The only countries that really exist are America, China, and Guam. These are the only countries that have ever exisited. Anyone you have ever met claiming to be from a country other than those listed is a government agent, sent to drive up paranoia and insane patriotism to get you to do what they want. This is the real reason why every hollywood celebrity who has ever said "If X wins the presidential election, I will move to Canada/France/other country" has never actually done so.

3. You know vampires? REAL. But, they only drain the blood of willing victims, and are usually quite pleasant, once you get to know them, despite the fact that they are demons in human skin. Barrack Obama is actually a vampire, and has been so for the last 68 years.

4. The flouride in the water is not there for sanitation reasons, but is actually designed to mind control you. It doesn't work, but they had to keep putting it in after they started, just so no one would become suspicious. It does however make people 98% more likely to enjoy Will Smith movies, regardless of the fact that Will Smith has never actually existed.

You haven't been taking your meds have you?

 

[TNC9852002]

So wait, Santa Claus is real?

-TNC

 

[66 Face]

So wait, Santa Claus is real?

-TNC

And Chinese!!!!

 

[bullets]

drats

 

[Joker]

it's a sad shame that nobody here remembers good old Blight

I remember Blight...Blight was a friend of mine...and a god damn comic genius, who I can only hope to one day aspire to be...

 

[Joker]

this is beyond stupid. even for a guy named 'the joker'.

Yeah, I care so much about what you think, I think that I'll just leave the forums forever and never talk to anyone again and then kill myself cause you didn't think this thread was funny!!

Oh wait, no, I'll just tell you to go f**k yourself, and if you dont like it dont read it.

 

[Speedball]

And Chinese!!!!

That explains why I could hear him crash on my roof every year.

 

[SuperMonkey]

This thread needed a slice of bumpy goodness.

-- FunBob

 

[SuperMonkey]

What about UFOs? Are they really ETs or something else? Does the government not want us to know about them?


-- FunBob

 

[66 Face]

C'mon Joker... "I gotsta know???"

 

[SuperMonkey]

bump

 

[CristoTheSecond]

I met Will Smith, so you're wrong or lying or both.

 

[Joker]

I met Will Smith, so you're wrong or lying or both.

You never actually met him. The government just wants you to think that you met him. Did I just totally blow your mind? Oh yes, I think I did.