Things you want to do before you die!

[Ace of Knaves]

Self explanatory really. Serious aspirations or just funny things, whatevs

I'll start.

I really really really wanna hit someone in the face with a big, wet fish. It's the ultimate comedy prop, it has to be done!

 

[enterthemadness]

1. Make out with a woman.
2. Have sex with a woman.
3. Various kinky things with woman. Example. A headscissor. t:
4. See a Florida Marlins game.
5. Get ****tanked.
6. Throw up after getting ****tanked.
7. Oh yeah, become a director.
8. Put on muscle.
9. Stay up for 3 days straight.
10. Never see Family or cats die.
11. Have a three way.
12. Spot Spoons while wearing stinky jean shirts.
13. Make fun of Spoons, then run away from him.
14. Out run a Lion.
15. High five the Lion afterwards.
16. Make Lion my pet.
17. Have Lion fight bullies for me.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

1. Meet ETM

 

[E-Man]

Travel outside the U.S.

 

[enterthemadness]

1. Meet ETM

I forgot #18.

#18. Get drunk with Spoons, then put funny drunk Spoons vid on Youtube for win. t:

 

[ObakeTora]

1. conceive a child
2. Finish Pharmacy school
3. Buy my old house back in Cerritos
4. Via my advanced knowledge in stem cells I'd like to fuse vocal chords to a cat.

 

[ObakeTora]

double post

 

[Sundancer]

I want a rusty axe
I wanna know voodoo
A fat *BLEEP* named Bridget
And a sip of Faygo too

 

[punishermax]

Marisa Miller

 

[knowsbleed]

1. Make out with a woman.
2. Have sex with a woman.
3. Various kinky things with woman. Example. A headscissor. t:
4. See a Florida Marlins game.
5. Get ****tanked.
6. Throw up after getting ****tanked.
7. Oh yeah, become a director.
8. Put on muscle.
9. Stay up for 3 days straight.
10. Never see Family or cats die.
11. Have a three way.
12. Spot Spoons while wearing stinky jean shirts.
13. Make fun of Spoons, then run away from him.
14. Out run a Liger.
15. High five the Liger afterwards.
16. Make Liger my pet.
17. Have Liger fight bullies for me.

fixed

 

[[A]]

I'd like to win the lottery..

 

[SonikDeath]

I wanna read the bible, like the entire thing, they have gotta let me into Heaven if i do that.

 

[Two-Face]

See Manchester United play (almost done)

Meet Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Gary Oldman, Aaron Eckhart, Angelina Jolie and Chris Nolan.

Visit USA.

 

[Majic Walrus]

1. Rule the world

 

[Jake Cassidy]

Megan Fox and Amber Heard

 

[Sarge 2.0]

1. Meet ETM

2. Beat up ETM.

 

[Eggyman]

I want to unite Sarge and Bamf, make them admit to their feelings, then leave them to it.

Let's get it on....

 

[chamber-music]

3. Buy my old house back in cheetos

Thats just crazy t:

Meet Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Gary Oldman, Aaron Eckhart, Angelina Jolie and Chris Nolan.

I want to ruin Christian Bales scene in an really intense moment so he goes nuts again that would be funny.

I want to find out what really came first the chicken or the egg.

I shot a man just to watch him die.

I wanna see what would win a in a fight between a bear and a tiger.

I want a pet chimpanze

I wanna be your dog

I wanna see you dance

I, I will be King
And you, you will be Queen
Though nothing will drive them away
We can be heroes just for one day
We can be us just for one day

 

[BillyZaned]

1. Pee off a sky glide at the state fair
2. Beat the crap out of Rush Limbaugh
3. Smoke a joint with Bill Mahr
4. Employee a sexy midget made that works naked
5. Buy a fur coat, and wear it everywhere

 

[SuperFerret]

I want to find out what really came first the chicken or the egg.

The egg. It's a scientific fact.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Meet Kevin Smith
Go to Vegas and get wasted
Meet Bruce Campbell
Get married
Learn to drive
Move out
Get a job involving the film business
Go to Disneyland drunk
Beat Morg in the deathmatch

 

[Sarge 2.0]

The egg. It's a scientific fact.

Isn't more of a strongly supported theory? There's strong evidence to support it but it was my understanding that it's not exactly a scientific fact.

And it can still be considered a causality dilemma party pooper.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

IN ORDER or most importance.

1. lose virginity, while SOBER.
2. Meet Brand New.
3. Learn to guitar.
4. Make a band.
5. Tour with Brand New.
6. Live the life of a rock star.
7. Become influential.
8. OD on heroine.
9. Come back to life, find God.
10. Reunite the band.
11. Get my own reality show on VH1.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

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[amazingfantasy15]

Since I've finished a marathon, now I'm thinking about a triathalon, but would need to start swimming and buy a better bike.
Go skydiving, although that could be the last thing I do before dying.