Thor caption thread

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: Excuse me Tony, I lost my hammer in your movie, do you mind telling me where it is?

TONY: No prob, you know that SHIELD guy who looks more like a traffic department bureaucrat than a secret agent? He´s got it!

THOR: Oh, thank you.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: Excuse me Tony, I lost my hammer in your movie, do you mind telling me where it is?

TONY: No prob, you know that SHIELD guy who looks more like a traffic department bureaucrat than a secret agent? He´s got it!

THOR: Oh, thank you.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: I haven´t been to the mortals´ world in centuries, what can you tell me about how they have portrayed me in this period?

TONY: Well, in spite of being old norse mythology, you´re best known as the Marvel comics superhero, who stars in an ongoing monthly title, whose highlight is generally considered the Walt Simonson run, had your own cartoon in the sixties, primitive but kinda charming in its faithful depiction of Stan Lee´s and Jack Kirby´s work, appeared in a number of other cartoons over the years, especially the Hulk Vs. Thor animated movie, in which you get too beat up by Hulk IMO, but still was a mostrly faithful representation, and, huh...

TONY: Nope, that´s all.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: I haven´t been to the mortals´ world in centuries, what can you tell me about how they have portrayed me in this period?

TONY: Well, in spite of being old norse mythology, you´re best known as the Marvel comics superhero, who stars in an ongoing monthly title, whose highlight is generally considered the Walt Simonson run, had your own cartoon in the sixties, primitive but kinda charming in its faithful depiction of Stan Lee´s and Jack Kirby´s work, appeared in a number of other cartoons over the years, especially the Hulk Vs. Thor animated movie, in which you get too beat up by Hulk IMO, but still was a mostrly faithful representation, and, huh...

TONY: Nope, that´s all.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Say it. Say it!"
WOLVERINE: "Gagck... y-you're the greatest Marvel superhero of all time..."
THOR: "And?"
WOLVERINE: "I-I'm nothing but a shallow wannabe 'bad ass' with lame powers who only got popular by being overexposed during the anti-hero boom of the 80s & 90s..."
THOR: "And?"
WOLVERINE: "I-I'm not worthy of Jean Grey... or any of the other would be love interests I've had over the years..."
THOR: "And?"
WOLVERINE: "M-my solo origin movie sucked donkey balls..."
THOR: "And?!"
WOLVERINE: "Y-you're very sexy for a man... and your hos are classier than my hos..."
THOR: "And?!"
WOLVERINE: "T-the fights in Hulk Vs. were rigged to make me look good..."
THOR: "AND?!?!?!"
WOLVERINE: "N-Next Avengers was a grossly inaccurate depiction of you within the Marvel universe..."
THOR: "AND?!?!?!?!?!?!"
WOLVERINE: "My now defunct cartoon where I led the X-Men was an uneven effort with some glaring flaws..."
THOR: "That's right. Good boy. Now behave yourself and I might let you eat some real food tonight and not just leave you to gnaw on the bones."

 

[kedrell]

It's funny because it's true.

 

[Panthro]

Thanks Ked!

THOR: "Let your fans whine and complain all the want, if you were really stupid enough to pick a fight with me, this is exactly what would happen! And this is if I'm in a GOOD mood!"
WOLVERINE: "C-can't... breathe..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great caps, even though I believe there´s more to Wolvie than that...

 

[Panthro]

Thanks Panthro! Great caps, even though I believe there´s more to Wolvie than that...

THOR: "Mayhap there be truth to what you say fan-ultimate, but you wouldn't know it watching Wolverine Origins or Wolverine & the X-Men."

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: "I-I didn't rig the fight scenes in Hulk Vs! I swear to God-"
THOR: "SWEAR TO ME!!!"

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: See, THIS is how you properly show a superhero in his film costume for the first time!

REYNOLDS: Go f*** yourself.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: See, THIS is how you properly show a superhero in his film costume for the first time!

REYNOLDS: Go f*** yourself.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro!

 

[ultimatefan]

MEGAN FOX: I just got fired from the Transformers franchise! Can I work for yours?

THOR: Kenneth, have we cast Amora The Enchantress yet? PLEASE tell me we did not!

 

[Panthro]

^^

THOR: "Rollin' Rollin' Rollin', Keep Them Doggies Goin', Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' Rawhide..."

BRUNHILDE: "Seriously, with a body like this, who cares if I contribute anything story wise to the film?"

 

[Timstuff]

Wonder Woman: "How come they're giving YOU a movie but not me? Mythology is hip right now, and we're both the mythology-themed heroes of our publishers! WHY!?"

Thor: "Perhaps if thou didst not knee a Warner Brethren executive in the jewels for suggesting thou should be played by Megan Fo--"

Wonder Woman: "SILENCE!"

 

[Panthro]

Wonder Woman: "How come they're giving YOU a movie but not me? Mythology is hip right now, and we're both the mythology-themed heroes of our publishers! WHY!?"

Thor: "Perhaps if thou didst not knee a Warner Brethren executive in the jewels for suggesting thou should be played by Megan Fo--"

Wonder Woman: "SILENCE!"

 

[Panthro]

WONDER WOMAN: "What did you say about my mother?!"
THOR: "I said your mother's a hot piece of ass who- oops..."

 

[Superhero 101]

Thor: What Is thy bidding my Master?

 

[Panthro]

Thor: What Is thy bidding my Master?

Gotta love an ESB quote.

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: I haven´t had this dream since I was thirteen...
WW: Don´t you dare steal lines from my DTV movie!

 

[Panthro]

THOR: I haven´t had this dream since I was thirteen...
WW: Don´t you dare steal lines from my DTV movie!