Thor caption thread

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  1. ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    We haven´t got pics yet, but I think time has come to start one.

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    THOR: Finally the god of thunder has been cast, salute Chris Hemsworth!
    IRON MAN: Who the f*** is Chris Hemsworth?
    THOR: Shut your mouth.
     
  2. Hotwire Dealin' W/ Demons

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    Looks like the CGI budget is running a bit low.
     
  3. ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    hehehehehehe
     
  4. Canis Sapiens Ragnarök and roll!

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    "Do I look fat in Sif's tanktop?"
     
  5. Panthro Team Language

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    Hehehe, had Golan & Globus made the Avengers.


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    IRON MAN: "Mad man! You're a mad man!"
    THOR: "Bread & Water? Well you'll find plenty of both down there."
    IRON MAN: "No one, not even a king or god, no one threatens a messenger!"
    THOR: "You come to Asgard asking for submission, you insult my Lady-future-wife-future-queen-future-mother-of-my-heir-Sif, you bring the heads of conquered Asgardians to my city steps! Oh I've chosen my words carefully mortal, perhaps you should have done the same!"
    IRON MAN: "Blasphemy! This is madness!"
    THOR: "Madness? This... Is... Asgard!!!!" [Thor kicks Iron Man in the nuts, sending him falling down into the abyss]
     
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    Hehehe, and his leg's missing.

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    THOR: "By The Power of Graysku- no wait, that's not right..."
     
  7. Hotwire Dealin' W/ Demons

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    Who designed Thor like this?
     
  8. Canis Sapiens Ragnarök and roll!

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    Mike Deodato. The 90s were the dark ages for comics, huh?
     
  9. Panthro Team Language

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    Every decade had its bone-headed moves.


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    THOR: "Give me back my porn!"
    HULK: "Never!"

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    HULK: "Not in the face! Not in the face!"
    THOR: "Aw piss on you! I'm workin' for Mel Brooks!"


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    HULK: "Know why people mistake Thor for He-Man? Thor keep ripping off He-Man's 'By the Power of Grayskull' pose."
    THOR: "Bite me."


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    THOR: "What'd you say about my Mama?!"
    HULK: "Hulk said you're Mama was a Paris Hilton lookalike!"
    THOR: "Oh that's it you big green biotch, now I'm gonna straight up murder your big green ass!"


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    THOR: "For the last time I did not have sexual relations with your cousin the She-Hulk or her human alter ego Jennifer Walters!"
    HULK: "Like Hell you didn't!"


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    THOR: "If I told you once I told you 1,000 times - just because I'm not sleeping with Amora the Enchantress that does not mean she's on the market for grammar challenged brutes such as yourself!"
    HULK: "Maybe she likes grammar challenged brutes!"
     
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    THOR: "Falcon Punch!"

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    HULK: "Admit it, Thor racist! Thor don't like Hulk because Hulk GREEN!"
    THOR: "I don't like you because you're gonna get me killed!"

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    THOR: "It was one thing to drop in uninvited & bust up my personal belongings, it was another thing to pimp slap my women, and it was another thing to raid my fridge & pass out on my couch thus ruining my perfectly good couch, but you do not, YOU DO NOT GET TO WATCH MY F***ING TV!!!!"

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    THOR: "Don't you ever recommend Tim Story to me again! And don't you ever suggest that Jessica Alba play either Sif or Amora! I will settle for nothing less than truly beautiful actresses who have actual range, not some rinky Maxim chick of the week with the acting range for a block of wood! And don't even think of suggesting Katie Holmes for Sif!!!"
    HULK: "Like Thor has to worry about being saddled with Katie Holmes..."
     
  11. Canis Sapiens Ragnarök and roll!

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    :woot: Classic!
     
  12. Vartha Mod of Thunder

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    heh didn't think about using the VS toon.

    hehehehe I'll have to sleep on this :D
     
  13. ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    Great stuff all around guys.

    And that "Sif tanktop" suit is hideous.
     
  14. ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    IRON MAN: Avengers, transform and roll out!
    THOR: Damned be you!
     
  15. Keyser Soze AW YEEEAH!

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    IRON MAN: Uuuuuuuuuuugh....
    THOR: Tony, how the hell did you get this up your ass?
     
  16. ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    Oh, no,Kenneth Branagh is in his Frankenstein mode!
     
  17. Panthro Team Language

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    :hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:
     
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    :hehe::hehe::hehe:


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    HULK: "Hulk can't believe Hulk getting beaten up by He-Man!"
    THOR: "I'm not He-Man!!! How many f***ing times do I have to explain that to you?!?!?!?!"
     
  19. He-Man Registered

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    What was with all the Triple H talk? I could've been cast as Thor. Woooooo

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  20. Keyser Soze AW YEEEAH!

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    Ric Flair would be the greatest Odin ever.
     
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    Thor: "I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and gay. And I pity, any boy who isn't me today...la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la!!"
     
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    "Hi boys. I'm Vicki Vale, the DC guys sent me to negotiate the peace treaty between their universe and your universe by any means necessary. And when I say by any means necessary-"


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    THOR: "She's mine do you hear me?! MINE!!!"
     
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    THOR: "Thunder... Thunder... Thunder! Thunderca- no wait, that's not it either..."
     
  24. ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    Thanks, Panthro!

    Great stuff al around guys,
     
  25. ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    IRON MAN: Isn´t it ironic I behave much more like the actual norse god Thor than you?
    THOR: Silence, destroyer of beloved fanboy conventions!
     
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