Thor caption thread

[ultimatefan]

We haven´t got pics yet, but I think time has come to start one.

THOR: Finally the god of thunder has been cast, salute Chris Hemsworth!
IRON MAN: Who the f*** is Chris Hemsworth?
THOR: Shut your mouth.

 

[Hotwire]

Looks like the CGI budget is running a bit low.

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehehehe

 

[Canis Sapiens]

"Do I look fat in Sif's tanktop?"

 

[Panthro]

Looks like the CGI budget is running a bit low.

Hehehe, had Golan & Globus made the Avengers.

IRON MAN: "Mad man! You're a mad man!"
THOR: "Bread & Water? Well you'll find plenty of both down there."
IRON MAN: "No one, not even a king or god, no one threatens a messenger!"
THOR: "You come to Asgard asking for submission, you insult my Lady-future-wife-future-queen-future-mother-of-my-heir-Sif, you bring the heads of conquered Asgardians to my city steps! Oh I've chosen my words carefully mortal, perhaps you should have done the same!"
IRON MAN: "Blasphemy! This is madness!"
THOR: "Madness? This... Is... Asgard!!!!" [Thor kicks Iron Man in the nuts, sending him falling down into the abyss]

 

[Panthro]

"Do I look fat in Sif's tanktop?"

Hehehe, and his leg's missing.

THOR: "By The Power of Graysku- no wait, that's not right..."

 

[Hotwire]

"Do I look fat in Sif's tanktop?"

Who designed Thor like this?

 

[Canis Sapiens]

Mike Deodato. The 90s were the dark ages for comics, huh?

 

[Panthro]

Mike Deodato. The 90s were the dark ages for comics, huh?

Every decade had its bone-headed moves.

THOR: "Give me back my porn!"
HULK: "Never!"

HULK: "Not in the face! Not in the face!"
THOR: "Aw piss on you! I'm workin' for Mel Brooks!"

HULK: "Know why people mistake Thor for He-Man? Thor keep ripping off He-Man's 'By the Power of Grayskull' pose."
THOR: "Bite me."

THOR: "What'd you say about my Mama?!"
HULK: "Hulk said you're Mama was a Paris Hilton lookalike!"
THOR: "Oh that's it you big green biotch, now I'm gonna straight up murder your big green ass!"

THOR: "For the last time I did not have sexual relations with your cousin the She-Hulk or her human alter ego Jennifer Walters!"
HULK: "Like Hell you didn't!"

THOR: "If I told you once I told you 1,000 times - just because I'm not sleeping with Amora the Enchantress that does not mean she's on the market for grammar challenged brutes such as yourself!"
HULK: "Maybe she likes grammar challenged brutes!"

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Falcon Punch!"

HULK: "Admit it, Thor racist! Thor don't like Hulk because Hulk GREEN!"
THOR: "I don't like you because you're gonna get me killed!"

THOR: "It was one thing to drop in uninvited & bust up my personal belongings, it was another thing to pimp slap my women, and it was another thing to raid my fridge & pass out on my couch thus ruining my perfectly good couch, but you do not, YOU DO NOT GET TO WATCH MY F***ING TV!!!!"

THOR: "Don't you ever recommend Tim Story to me again! And don't you ever suggest that Jessica Alba play either Sif or Amora! I will settle for nothing less than truly beautiful actresses who have actual range, not some rinky Maxim chick of the week with the acting range for a block of wood! And don't even think of suggesting Katie Holmes for Sif!!!"
HULK: "Like Thor has to worry about being saddled with Katie Holmes..."

 

[Canis Sapiens]

HULK: "Not in the face! Not in the face!"
THOR: "Aw piss on you! I'm workin' for Mel Brooks!"

THOR: "What'd you say about my Mama?!"
HULK: "Hulk said you're Mama was a Paris Hilton lookalike!"
THOR: "Oh that's it you big green biotch, now I'm gonna straight up murder your big green ass!"

t: Classic!

 

[Vartha]

heh didn't think about using the VS toon.

hehehehe I'll have to sleep on this

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around guys.

And that "Sif tanktop" suit is hideous.

 

[ultimatefan]

IRON MAN: Avengers, transform and roll out!
THOR: Damned be you!

 

[Keyser Soze]

IRON MAN: Uuuuuuuuuuugh....
THOR: Tony, how the hell did you get this up your ass?

 

[ultimatefan]

Oh, no,Kenneth Branagh is in his Frankenstein mode!

 

[Panthro]

IRON MAN: Avengers, transform and roll out!
THOR: Damned be you!

 

[Panthro]

IRON MAN: Uuuuuuuuuuugh....
THOR: Tony, how the hell did you get this up your ass?

HULK: "Hulk can't believe Hulk getting beaten up by He-Man!"
THOR: "I'm not He-Man!!! How many f***ing times do I have to explain that to you?!?!?!?!"

 

[He-Man]

What was with all the Triple H talk? I could've been cast as Thor. Woooooo

 

[Keyser Soze]

Ric Flair would be the greatest Odin ever.

 

[kedrell]

Thor: "I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and gay. And I pity, any boy who isn't me today...la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la!!"

 

[Panthro]

"Hi boys. I'm Vicki Vale, the DC guys sent me to negotiate the peace treaty between their universe and your universe by any means necessary. And when I say by any means necessary-"

THOR: "She's mine do you hear me?! MINE!!!"

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Thunder... Thunder... Thunder! Thunderca- no wait, that's not it either..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro!

Great stuff al around guys,

 

[ultimatefan]

IRON MAN: Isn´t it ironic I behave much more like the actual norse god Thor than you?
THOR: Silence, destroyer of beloved fanboy conventions!