Thor caption thread

[Dark Sentinel]

^Thankfully, no. I´d say everybody is a big fan, but some are more understanding of the needs to adapt thinga for the screen than others. Of course some adaptations have better results than others, but the things people scream bloody murder about here sometimes get downright ridiculous.

Agreed. That being said....

THOR (singing): I've been workin' on the railroad/ All the God-**** dayyy....

THOR: Thank God they stopped *****ing about my physique. Maybe now we can actually finish this mov....
FANBOY: Wheres his helmet?!
THOR: Dammit!

 

[ultimatefan]

^hehehehehehe, especially the railroad one!

 

[Dark Sentinel]

thanks UF! for some reason i havent had much luck with captions lately

 

[Vartha]

Agreed. That being said....

THOR (singing): I've been workin' on the railroad/ All the God-**** dayyy....

THOR: Thank God they stopped *****ing about my physique. Maybe now we can actually finish this mov....
FANBOY: Wheres his helmet?!
THOR: Dammit!

wouldn't it be "all the ME-**** day" ?

 

[Dark Sentinel]

i think the original line is "all the live-long day" but God-**** fits better

 

[Dark Sentinel]

ok one more

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THOR: Shut UP!!!!!!!

 

[Panthro]

Agreed. That being said....

THOR (singing): I've been workin' on the railroad/ All the God-**** dayyy....

THOR: Thank God they stopped *****ing about my physique. Maybe now we can actually finish this mov....
FANBOY: Wheres his helmet?!
THOR: Dammit!

 

[3dman27]

ok one more

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will you please shut the hell up
he does look like chris jericho in the pic

 

[Panthro]

Hehe, Chris Jericho...

IRON MAN: "Why the Hell is he in front?! I'm the one with the star power!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "I have to get a start on my viral marketing campaign!"
THOR: "Speaking of which..." [hits Iron Man in the back of the head with his hammer]

 

[wobbly]

Odin: "Ahhhhhhh....It's good to be the King..."
Loki: (thinking) Curse you Father, one day I shalt piss openly on the floor just as thee.
Thor: (thinking) Where hast the piss boy gone?

(a couple of shameless Mel Brooks swipes there )

 

[Vartha]

Odin: "Ahhhhhhh....It's good to be the King..."
Loki: (thinking) Curse you Father, one day I shalt piss openly on the floor just as thee.
Thor: (thinking) Where hast the piss boy gone?

(a couple of shameless Mel Brooks swipes there )

hahaha I knew I recognized that look Odin's face from somewhere! lol

 

[Panthro]

Odin: "Ahhhhhhh....It's good to be the King..."
Loki: (thinking) Curse you Father, one day I shalt piss openly on the floor just as thee.
Thor: (thinking) Where hast the piss boy gone?

(a couple of shameless Mel Brooks swipes there )

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "A new day is dawning! The day of the Fantastic F- no wait that's not right..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

THOR: The first one who compares me with that guy from Adventures in Babysitting will get hammered to a bloody pulp!

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys!

THOR: The first one who compares me with that guy from Adventures in Babysitting will get hammered to a bloody pulp!

 

[Panthro]

ODIN: "Son, do you like movies about Gladiators?"
THOR: "Uh... no?"
ODIN: "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
THOR: "No and thank God for that."
ODIN: "Me."
THOR: "What?"
ODIN: "Me. You mean thank Me, your father, the All-Father God."
THOR: "Uh, yeah, right."
ODIN: "have youe ver been in an Turkish prison?"
THOR: "Can I go now?"

 

[Panthro]

ODIN: "Are you a god?"
THOR: "Yes."
ODIN: "Oh. Never mind then."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and hehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

ODIN: My son, you must be punished for your mistakes... Instead of banging Jaimie Alexander, you´ll have to settle for Natalie Portman.
THOR: Aw crap.

 

[Panthro]

ODIN: My son, you must be punished for your mistakes... Instead of banging Jaimie Alexander, you´ll have to settle for Natalie Portman.
THOR: Aw crap.

Poor Thor...

 

[Darkness Falls]

)

Odin: a new day of asguard has begun
Thor: *thinking while looking over at loki* why is sheldon from the big bang theory here and where is hiddleston

 

[SpiderByte]

Good lord, he DOES look like him.

 

[Panthro]

The resemblance is uncanny.

ODIN: "You must go to the Dagobah System."
THOR: "Dagobah System?"
ODIN: "There you will learn from Yoda. The Jedi Master who instructed me."
THOR: "Um, Dad... have you been smoking crack again?"

 

[SpiderByte]

 

[ultimatefan]

Gotta love Sheldon.