Thor caption thread

[Panthro]

^

CARNAGE: OWW!! That was my JAW, dude!
THOR: Think of it this way--I could be narrating via Frank Miller instead.
CARNAGE: Punch away...

And thanks.

 

[ultimatefan]

Cool stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR:Boring?! I´m a classic, you´re one of those overrated nineties characters who became fashionable just cuz you looked cool in pin-ups and were "edgy", but there´s really nothing that original or interesting about you!!
CARNAGE: Okay, so you better never meet my pal Venom then...

 

[Panthro]

THOR:Boring?! I´m a classic, you´re one of those overrated nineties characters who became fashionable just cuz you looked cool in pin-ups and were "edgy", but there´s really nothing that original or interesting about you!!
CARNAGE: Okay, so you better never meet my pal Venom then...

But I'd say Venom is still the better of the two.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "This is for being played by Topher Grace in Spider-Man 3!"
CARNAGE: "Ow! Damn it man that wasn't me, that was Venom!"
THOR: "Oh, well then, this is just in case you were going to be played by Ashton Kutcher in the Spider-Man 4 that got scrapped in favor of a reboot!"

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: "Now that I have the spear of Osiris, the Army of the Scorpion King will be mine to command!"
THOR: "Wrong movie you idiot!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thankd Panthro, great stuff!

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: Dammit, it was YOUR fault that the studio didn´t officially release the Comic Con footage, wasn´t it?!
LOKI: Just Google it up already, for crying out loud...

 

[Panthro]

THOR: Dammit, it was YOUR fault that the studio didn´t officially release the Comic Con footage, wasn´t it?!
LOKI: Just Google it up already, for crying out loud...

Hehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "How dare you try to sabotage the proposed He-Man film?!"
LOKI: "It's a rival franchise! Why the Hell should you care?"
THOR: "Yeah well you know us big blonde beefy muscle men types have to stick together."

 

[Vartha]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c331/Vartha1/Thor/movie images/1279663427.jpg

Thor: Ok HERE Loki, How low can YOU go?

 

[Panthro]

Hehehehe

THOR: "That's one long spear you've got there Loki."
LOKI: "So?"
THOR: "Folk might think you're compensating for something."
LOKI: "Shut up!"

 

[Panthro]

CARNAGE: "You know those commercials where two people with annoying voices sing to each other? I invented those!"

CARNAGE: "Ow!" [weak laugh] "Heh, happens all the time..."

Just made these -

 

[Panthro]

CARNAGE: "I didn't kill my wife!"

THOR: "I don't care!"

 

[The Navigator]

CARNAGE: "I didn't kill my wife!"

THOR: "I don't care!"

Carnage didn't kill someone? That's quite a feat.
Nice demotivationals.

 

[Panthro]

^^I was watching Fugitive yesterday, so it popped in from there.

Thanks I'm still experimenting with the format.

THOR: "You don't hit people in the balls you ass-hole!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! great stuff, especially the Simpsons reference.

 

[ultimatefan]

LOKI:See, you don´t bring a hammer to a spear fight!
THOR: WhY? I can crush your skull like a melon with this.
LOKI: That´s why!

 

[Panthro]

^^Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

CARNAGE: "Hey, who's up for another round of Maximum Carnage?"

THOR: “No. That was a terrible storyline. You cut that out.”

 

[The Navigator]

IRON MAN: Figures the week after I finish my online Dark Jedi college course I get into a fight with the god of thunder and lightning...useless online classes.

 

[The Navigator]

CARNAGE: Blacklights, blacklights, get yer blacklights, on sale...also KISS records, Best of KISS, we got loads 'a KISS, say Thor, you love KISS, dontcha?

 

[Panthro]

Good gags Navigator!

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys, especially the Maximum Carnage bashing.

 

[ultimatefan]

LOKI: Do you know how I know you´re gay?
THOR: How do you know?
LOKI: You watch Glee.
THOR: I only watched one episode!
LOKI: Dude, watching one entire promo is enough.

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: Do you know how I know you´re gay?
THOR: How do you know?
LOKI: You watch Glee.
THOR: I only watched one episode!
LOKI: Dude, watching one entire promo is enough.

Never watched Glee but it's still funny.

And thanks. The Maximum Carnage bash was inspired by a PM between me and a friend.