Thor caption thread

[ultimatefan]

Cool stuf guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

REED: We´ll shrink Thor to mycroscopic size and then inject him into the bloodstrain of this terminally ill... Yeah that´s right, I´ve sunken to becoming the hundreth billionth fictional scientist to rip off the Fantastic Voyage plot! Hey, it still can´t be worse than the movies...

 

[Panthro]

REED: We´ll shrink Thor to mycroscopic size and then inject him into the bloodstrain of this terminally ill... Yeah that´s right, I´ve sunken to becoming the hundreth billionth fictional scientist to rip off the Fantastic Voyage plot! Hey, it still can´t be worse than the movies...

 

[kedrell]

Sif: "I feel the mask of my sanity about to slip."

 

[Panthro]

Sif: "I feel the mask of my sanity about to slip."

 

[Panthro]

SIF: "I hate Mondaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyssssssssss!!!!!!"

 

[Panthro]

SIF: "Oh man this is some really powerful s***!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

SIF: I´ve fought all sorts of evil spirits, monsters and demons, but this so-called "scientology" is more than I can handle!

 

[Panthro]

Bwahahahahahaha, brilliant one UF!

I apologize if this one was done already -

THOR: "When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious s***."

SIF: "Thor... where are we?"
THOR: "I'm guessing we're either trapped in the mind of Jon Peters or the mind of Tom Rothman."
SIF: "What's the difference?"
THOR: "Not much, really."

That art courtesy of Irulana, she should have it up on her Deviant page in a few days.

 

[Webhead2006]

love the BTTF one.

 

[Panthro]

Thanks!

THOR: "Time to go Ben-Hur on the asses of evil!"
SIF: "Did you just say asses?"
THOR: "Axis, I meant Axis."
SIF: "Sure you did."

SIF: "Oh man, we picked a bad week to stop sniffing the glue..."
THOR: "Verily..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, great stuff all around!

JOHNNY: So, what did you discover from the unfrozen norse God?
REED: So far,that a thousand year-old breath can poke a hole through a transparent titanium alloy...

 

[ultimatefan]

JOHNNY: What´s going on?
REED: Thor decided to freeze himself till Disney/Marvel gives up on that stupid Spider-Man crossover show idea and brings back Spectacular Spider-Man.

 

[kedrell]

Whedon: "Hiya Thor! I'm here to give you the good ne...."

THOR: "Don't even think about it!! The god of thunder has heard about you making the rounds to the other caption threads! We'll stay the hell out of mine!"

 

[Panthro]

JOHNNY: What´s going on?
REED: Thor decided to freeze himself till Disney/Marvel gives up on that stupid Spider-Man crossover show idea and brings back Spectacular Spider-Man.

 

[Panthro]

Whedon: "Hiya Thor! I'm here to give you the good ne...."

THOR: "Don't even think about it!! The god of thunder has heard about you making the rounds to the other caption threads! We'll stay the hell out of mine!"

THOR: "I'm here to fight for Truth, Justice, and the Asgardian Way."

LINA INVERSE: "Ha! You're gonna end up fighting every elected official in the country, if not the entire world!"

 

[Panthro]

TORUNN: "Daddy is it true? Is it true about the Spectacular Spider-Man?"
THOR: "Yes my child, I'm afraid so. It pains me to say it, but sadly, TSSM will not be returning for a third season."
TORUNN: "Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I'll never get to see Peter Parker & Gwen Stacy date properly! And they were my ship! I was president of my own TSSM Gwen/Peter shipping site! Oh what cruel fate!"
THOR: "They're not renewing Wolverine & the X-Men for a 2nd season either."
TORUNN: "Okay that one I'm not too upset about."

THOR: "Disney! Thou shalt pay for canceling the Spectacular Spider-Man!"

 

[SpiderByte]

THOR: "Why in Odin's name does my face look so constipated in this picture!"

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Why in Odin's name does my face look so constipated in this picture!"

Hehehe, good question.

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys

 

[ultimatefan]

SIF: Somebody help me, I´m being purchased by Disney!!

 

[Panthro]

SIF: Somebody help me, I´m being purchased by Disney!!

 

[SpiderByte]

SIF: "TENTACLE RAPE! NOOOOO!"

o

 

[Panthro]

SIF: "TENTACLE RAPE! NOOOOO!"

o

OUCH