Thor caption thread

[Panthro]

THOR: "Are you not entertained?!"

 

[kedrell]

Thor: "Soon there will be enough voltage crossing through your little frog brain to light up Cincinnati!"

 

[Panthro]

Hehehehehe

Thor: "No no no Storm, this is how you deliver the line! Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? Let's find out! That's how you follow up the line! Not 'same thing that happens to everything else'!"

 

[Panthro]

JLA: "We're Knights of the Round Table.
We dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot.
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot."
JSA: "We're Knights of the Round Table.
Our shows are formidable,
But many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in Camelot.
We sing from the diaphragm a lot."
JLA & JSA: "In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot-"
GOLDEN AGE GREEN LANTERN: "I Have To Push The Pram-A-Lot!"

THOR: "On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."
SIF: "Right."

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

SIF: For the last time, Mr. fanboy, I don´t know when they´ll release the first picture of Chris Hemsworth as Thor!

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: Oh sweetheart, is this not the sweetest, heavenliest place for a romantic encounter?
SIF:Indeed. Now will you call me your b**** and slap me?
THOR: Verily.

 

[kedrell]

Sif: "Can't sleep...clown will eat me...can't sleep...clown will eat me!!!"

Sif: "The eyes of Texas are upon you, The eyes of Texas are upon you, The eyes of Texas are upon you."

 

[SpiderByte]

THOR: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY ARE MAKING A HE-MAN MOVIE STARRING CHRIS HEMSWORTH?!"

Great work all around!

 

[Panthro]

SIF: For the last time, Mr. fanboy, I don´t know when they´ll release the first picture of Chris Hemsworth as Thor!

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY ARE MAKING A HE-MAN MOVIE STARRING CHRIS HEMSWORTH?!"

Great work all around!

Bwahahaha

 

[Panthro]

Sif: "Can't sleep...clown will eat me...can't sleep...clown will eat me!!!"

Sif: "The eyes of Texas are upon you, The eyes of Texas are upon you, The eyes of Texas are upon you."

 

[Panthro]

THOR: Oh sweetheart, is this not the sweetest, heavenliest place for a romantic encounter?
SIF:Indeed. Now will you call me your b**** and slap me?
THOR: Verily.

 

[SpiderByte]

THOR: "For the last damn time, STOP CALLING ME GALACTUS!"

THOR: "Stop making fun of my leg! CRIPPLE-HATER!"

 

[roach]

THOR: I hunger...Herald to my side

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "For the last damn time, STOP CALLING ME GALACTUS!"

THOR: "Stop making fun of my leg! CRIPPLE-HATER!"

Liked yours too Roach

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys! Great stuff all around!

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: You darned critics make up your minds about Iron Man 2 or Mjolnir shall crack them open!!

 

[Panthro]

THOR: You darned critics make up your minds about Iron Man 2 or Mjolnir shall crack them open!!

 

[Webhead2006]

Thor: "Oh no dont tell me i am in a what if story!!!!!"

 

[roach]

Thor:Stop asking me if I am in Iron Man 2

 

[Webhead2006]

lol

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, cool stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

All hail the first pope from Asgard!

 

[Panthro]

All hail the first pope from Asgard!