Thor caption thread

[ultimatefan]

THOR: Where´s my helmet?!
LOKI: And my horns?!
ODIN: I ate them, with fava beans and a nice chianti, frrrrlllll!

 

[Panthro]

THOR: Where´s my helmet?!
LOKI: And my horns?!
ODIN: I ate them, with fava beans and a nice chianti, frrrrlllll!

Great to see you Mal!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Yeah, we miss you Mal! Always contributes with funny stuff.

 

[SpiderByte]

CHRIS: "So, this is your first big role, Tom?"
TOM: "Yep, and yours too I heard."
CHRIS: "Kind of. First as a lead, anyway."
TOM: "Oh yeah, you were Kirks dad in the new Star Trek."
CHRIS: "Yep."
BRANAGH: "You do realize that the camera is rolling, right?"
TOM AND CHRIS: "Oh ****."

 

[ultimatefan]

^hehehehehe

ODIN: Hmmm, you´ve been working out...
THOR; This is not happening, this is not happening, this is not happening...

 

[ultimatefan]

HOPKINS: Hey, you really went to the gym for this!
HEMSWORTH: Of course I did, do you think I´d try to hide a wimpy physique behind a sculpted armor? What kind of actor playing a superhero does that?

 

[ultimatefan]

ODIN: Above all, remember this, my dear son: never, under any circumstances, end up with Fox!
THOR: Yes, father.

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff Spider, UF!

THOR: "So the first official shots of Green Lantern have been released."
ODIN: "Yes. And thank God, now the fan boys have something else to whine & b**** about and leave us the f*** alone about our own costumes."
LOKI: "I'm just glad Blake Lively dyed her hair."

 

[SpiderByte]

Great stuff Spider, UF!

THOR: "So the first official shots of Green Lantern have been released."
ODIN: "Yes. And thank God, now the fan boys have something else to whine & b**** about and leave us the f*** alone about our own costumes."
LOKI: "I'm just glad Blake Lively dyed her hair."

 

[Panthro]

Thanks!

THOR: "Am I the only one who feels very DCAU here?"
IRON MAN: "Nah, I'm feeling very DCAU myself."

THOR: "After the day we just had, you are definitely treating us to free dinner at Tony Stark's House of Ribs."
IRON MAN: "Again Thor? That's the third time this month-"
HULK: "Two words - Hulk. Smash."
GIANT MAN & WASP: "What he said!"
IRON MAN: "Oh alright..."
THOR: "Hey, you're the big mega star here, free dinner is the least you can do for the rest of us."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, great stuff, especially the Blake Lively one!

ODIN: Madness? THIS. IS. ASGARD!!

 

[ultimatefan]

ODIN: Behold my throne! The beauty, the majesty, the imponence of my kingd...
LOKI: Yes, yes, magnificent, but you know, the fanboys will not give a flying f*** about any of that once they notice I HAVE MY HORNS!! YAY!!

 

[3dman27]

THOR: "Verily Sif, if thou could fight anyone, who would thou fight?"
SIF: "Alba. I'd fight Jessica Alba. Or Paris Hilton. Or Lindsay Lohan. Oh what the Hell, I'd take them all on."



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i'd like to see that bout myself

 

[Superhero 101]

Loki: (to Thor) My Helmet is Bigger Than your Helmet
Odin: That's what she said.

 

[Panthro]

Thanks Panthro, great stuff, especially the Blake Lively one!

ODIN: Madness? THIS. IS. ASGARD!!

The other gags were great too guys.

 

[Hotwire]

Loki: (to Thor) My Helmet is Bigger Than your Helmet

Odin: Who gives a damn about helmet size, when you're hung like this!

 

[Weadazoid]

Quick...oh....Loki you idiot!! We said no Helmets in any pictures....oh crud and you too Odin...

alright lets get everyone back into positions and take those Helmets OFF... Heck even the guards Helmets off...

oh..... right.... sorry then.

 

[Timstuff]

The 4000 Year Old Virgin.

 

[Timstuff]

Odin: "Son, I am disappoint."

 

[dnno1]

Iron Man: "So, Thor, that belt wouldn't contain a magic ring that gives you your godly strenght on Earth would it?"
Thor: "Shadaup you! That was The Mighty Hercules from a different continuity. Thou art dating yourself."
Iron Man: "Date myself? Look, bub, in spite the fact that most wold kill for me, I can get a woman."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff guys, especially the virgin one!

 

[ultimatefan]

HECKLE(left): We totally f***ed up that blonde guy, didn´t we chum?
JECKLE (right): Indeed we did, old featherhead!

 

[Panthro]

The 4000 Year Old Virgin.

 

[dnno1]

HECKLE(left): We totally f***ed up that blonde guy, didn´t we chum?
JECKLE (right): Indeed we did, old featherhead!

Hillarious! Heckle and Jeckle is a classic.

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[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys!

THOR: "What is thy bidding, my Master?"
ODIN: "There has been a great disturbance in the Force."